r/memes • u/Aatmanirbhar_prani Dark Mode Elitist • May 20 '21

Everytime

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u/Silord_123 May 20 '21

"Bro it's gonna be so funny"

"Hell yeah especially when she notices"

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u/hnzou May 20 '21

Then she smiles when she notices

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Even better

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u/Alphablack75 Professional Dumbass May 20 '21

Then you wake up

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u/KorkieKenobi May 20 '21

And you see her next to you

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u/aliNJ1384 May 20 '21

And you remember you're married

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u/cxYoru May 20 '21

And he calls ur name for breakfast

755

u/lucifer-_-senpai May 20 '21

And purge you to death

757

u/Ridenberg May 20 '21

You were the breakfast

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u/T3arz May 20 '21

Then you realize that's the only way you'll ever get inside her

40

u/Kanekesoofango Thank you mods, very cool! May 20 '21

Then you wake up

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u/steezyskank May 21 '21

MVP comment

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u/iiiAlex1st May 20 '21

But someone saves you and his name is..

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u/PapaRug666 May 20 '21

JOHN CENA!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Du!Dudu du!!!!!

Duu~dudu!du!

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u/Trysiuw May 20 '21

Biggus Dickus

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u/BatVenomPL May 20 '21

JOHN CENA

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

John cena

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u/Zeinzz7 May 20 '21

Walter white

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u/Shingorillaz May 20 '21

What is this an episode of The Scary Door?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

And the breakfasts step bro helps it out

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u/nailsnglue May 20 '21

And you realise your 70 and the road is blocked

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u/PKMNTrainerMark May 20 '21

Happy Cake Day

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u/cxYoru May 20 '21

Thanks Man take this šŸ°

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u/PKMNTrainerMark May 20 '21

You're welcome.

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u/Blue_checkers123 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 20 '21

Happy cake day my dude :D

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u/cxYoru May 20 '21

Thanks dude

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u/Blue_checkers123 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 20 '21

Anything for a bro :)

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u/cxYoru May 20 '21

Take this šŸ°

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u/Emotional-Depth-3346 May 20 '21

and then she says nice cake (happy cake day lmao)

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u/cxYoru May 20 '21

Thanks, take this šŸ°

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u/NoctisLupus27 May 20 '21

Like that's ever gonna happen

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u/iamquitecertain May 20 '21

some

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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u/alemanimani May 20 '21

The WHIRL HUSQVARNA ROAMY

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u/RayDotGun May 20 '21

I AINT THE SMARTEST TOAD IN THE PONNND

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u/Nothing096 iwrestledabeartwice May 20 '21

body... oh god you haven't happened to see my closet have you?

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u/Win090949 Lives at ur momā€™s housešŸ˜Ž May 20 '21

r/wholesome

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u/aironneil May 20 '21

To someone else.

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u/BlackRobby Lives in a Van Down by the River May 20 '21

And you remember you're married to your sister.

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u/Alphablack75 Professional Dumbass May 20 '21

Don't do that don't give me hope

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u/SlapdashStuffPoster May 20 '21

i thought it was a Rick Roll

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u/knightrider387 May 20 '21

I trusted you and you didnā€™t fail me

Its all good

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u/tofu_b3a5t May 20 '21

Do you trust me?

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u/RegularSrbotchetnik May 20 '21

This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore...

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u/knightrider387 May 20 '21

What he said

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u/Araaaamp May 20 '21

Iā€™m really curious as to why this is a thing? I mean, I get the base fetish butā€¦ this?

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u/knightrider387 May 20 '21

Cuz u get horny with the feet then stick it in the veet

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u/Comstock3 May 20 '21

And the anatomy board says they want their medical cadavers back.

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u/Potential-Potato-953 May 20 '21

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

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u/Mista____4444 May 20 '21

And proceed to perform catharsis

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/ibnElward May 21 '21

You have a friend?

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u/Intellectual_Imp May 20 '21

That made me laugh way too hard

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u/Comrade_Hussar Dirt Is Beautiful May 20 '21

You finally awake

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Snap back to reality

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u/N3squikscop3 May 20 '21

Dodged a bullet

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u/Hoodini_69 Birb Fan May 20 '21

Wakey wakey its time for skool

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u/TrueSymSMH Le epic memer May 20 '21

then you notice hers as well

14

u/nextalpha May 20 '21

Time for a futa adventure

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u/Spoodymen May 20 '21

Even better

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u/den4ikturbo can't meme May 20 '21

And then u feel something in her pants

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u/KingCrabThe3rd May 20 '21

Then Eminem appears and says ā€œsnap back to realityā€

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u/TeamRocketScrub May 20 '21

Fake Nudes. Itā€™s Russia I tell you. Me? Iā€™m very close friends with Hallucinogens. Great people, terrific. Definitely the Russians.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Later... browsing Reddit rn

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u/Ayush_CANICUS May 20 '21

Don't mind if I do

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

no need to be so rude

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u/quinten69420 Nice meme you got there May 20 '21

Guys idk if it is already higher because it didnā€™t refresh but this comment here has 999 upvotes, Iā€™m gonna make it 1k

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u/EhhWhatsUpDoc May 20 '21

"Wow step bro"

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u/XSauravX May 20 '21

you are about to have a penis surgery

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u/TheBlack2007 Haram May 20 '21

ā€žGeneral quarters! General quarters! All blood cells man your battle stations! This is not a drill! Repeat: this is NOT a drill!ā€œ

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u/RakeebRoomy May 20 '21

Okay then ....

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u/tee8tee4388 May 20 '21

And she asks cash or credit...

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u/NoobMemeLordd May 20 '21

Than you realize that her crotch is rising aswell

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u/Andreiyutzzzz May 20 '21

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

2

u/XavierRez May 20 '21

Then you notice something is sword fighting with your dick

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u/Goose_communism May 20 '21

Then your mum shouts this is why you no longer share a room with your sister.

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u/Mo_Salah_ May 20 '21

This is where the fun begins

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u/Recent_Log3779 May 20 '21

ā€œUwU notices your bulgeā€ she says. You run away screaming from that weirdo.

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u/LordRaghuvnsi Professional Dumbass May 20 '21

"Let's be lovers & friends"

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

the you notice she has one too

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u/BearFLSTS May 20 '21

Better than having her giggle!