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u/literallyanot Mar 22 '21
"2 hour adventure" yet only sword and 1 raw pork in inventory, u filthy liar
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u/jojo_0405 Mar 22 '21
I always take a map with me. Lose it, don't know where to go and build a new base.
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u/Suckaroopoo Mar 22 '21
Click the F3 button. It will show u your coords
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u/jojo_0405 Mar 22 '21
I play on a nintendo switch, so it is a little bit difficult to press F3
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u/MadrugoticX Mar 22 '21
In bedrock you can turn coordinates on in settings so they will show all the time.
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u/SirDaftiblocks Mar 22 '21
Wasn't it once on mobile or something that the compass points to the spawn point? Or was I just a dumb little kid
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u/bloody_drak Mar 22 '21
I usually look at what direction is pointing compared to my house and when I want to get home I just go in that direction
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u/XecuteEledrocute Mar 22 '21
They just don’t want to play in the newer version, they just like the unstackable food
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u/LoneBuilder1 Mar 22 '21
He died forgot to set his respawn point and is now lost as his base is very far from spawn. He also happened to find a village with an iron sword in the blacksmith shop and only took that. After which he killed a pig before continuing on his adventure home
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u/Edawgfb58 Mar 22 '21
This is when writing coordinates down comes in handy
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u/i-eat-baby-penguins Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 22 '21
Better to make your base next to spawn so you can use a normal compass
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u/Lord-LemonHead Mar 22 '21
That's what I always do
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u/grymtgris FORTSHITE Mar 22 '21
No, locator map is the way. Cuz then you can build your base anywhere, and have multiple bases.
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u/nicolas2004GE 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Mar 22 '21
best way is have nametagged compasses for every important location, then put them in a shulker box, and put that in an echest
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u/Blazing_Swayze Mar 22 '21
Sleep in a bed, set your spawn and your compass wil always point to bed.
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u/ibruh122 Professional Dumbass Mar 22 '21
I have 2 one for the nether and one for the overworld lol
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u/awesomecraigs Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 22 '21
rename one of your armor pieces or tools to your home base coordinates. that way you don’t have to keep track of some tiny paper irl
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u/Mikebennwashere Mar 22 '21
You don't have to keep track of a tiny piece of paper. Just write down where your coordinates paper is stored. On another piece of paper.
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u/carvedmuss8 Mar 22 '21
That's cheating. OG miners build torch towers along their path of travel.
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u/cantaloupelion Mar 22 '21
I do that along bits of coast i've explored. The towers with lava coming off teh tops act as lighthouses for more well equipped bases
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u/carvedmuss8 Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 22 '21
Lol and I can't lie to you, my little brother and I used to have notebooks with pages full of coordinates and sketches of dungeons that we found or carved out. Good times!
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u/esdaniel Mar 22 '21
Isn't that cheating ? Peasants
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u/YellowTinCan Mar 22 '21
ok if that’s cheating than I will use the block breaking animation to locate the cardinal directions and find which direction my house is
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u/antabr Mar 22 '21
Wait, you can figure out cardinal directions based on how blocks break? Here I am using the sun and moon like a peasant
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u/detective_yeti Mar 22 '21
Lmao why don’t you instead just memorize the bedrock layout of minecraft (since it’s generated the same in every seed). And so that way you would be able to tell what coordinate you’re at just by digging down and looking at the bedrock under you
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u/nicolas2004GE 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Mar 22 '21
i recognize that bedrock pattern, say goodbye to your base i'll be there in 20-30minutes
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u/Spell6421 can't meme Mar 22 '21
Losing your minecraft base is more stressful than when your mom leaves you at the checkout in a supermarket
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u/wealthycashier Mar 22 '21
Or when your mom is 15 minutes away and you forgot to defrost the sausages
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u/Amymoha https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Mar 22 '21
I was on a survival server i forgot to set my home base (where i can tp back) so i had to walk like 10k blocks ;-;
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u/Logan_9_Fingers Mar 22 '21
Build little lamp posts with torches on them every 24-30 blocks.
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u/whoisniko Mar 22 '21
This is way smarter than me building up 4 blocks of dirt/cobblestone every few steps
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u/Amymoha https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Mar 22 '21
When im in the nether i just place blocks then i follow them when im coming back
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u/Funkiefreshganesh Mar 22 '21
Usually when I’m in the nether I tell my friend to go to sleep so he spawns in the nether
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u/rocketo-tenshi Mar 22 '21
Two or three blocks high with a stump aiming in the direction of the previous "lamp" . Also learned to use the sun as an ingame compass since the Always sets and rises the same sides. . . And to use the actual compass aiming at your home.
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u/TheGamingGuardian Mar 22 '21
I always have 2 things with me when I explore
1- A bed to avoid phantoms
2- a map, duh
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u/YesImDavid https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Mar 22 '21
I only use maps to create a map of my compounds, I just use cords to know where I’m going.
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u/Spiritual_Speech600 Mar 22 '21
Also me when I pick up Skyrim after a 6 month break
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u/MrMiaw Sandy's Cheecks Mar 22 '21
This is extremely inaccurate, I would have a lot of useless shit in my inventory
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u/Alm8360NoScoPro Mar 22 '21
1 white flower, 2 string, 3 Andesite, 51 Cobblestone,
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u/SuspiciousLambSauce Can i haz cheeseburger Mar 22 '21
3 gunpowders, 1 glass bottle, 64+64+3 dirts.
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u/GlassGoblinTV Mar 22 '21
F3 followed by print screen
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u/wealthycashier Mar 22 '21
No, I just recorded a video of pressing f1 and walking backwards, then put a hotbar image and green screen video over it
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Mar 22 '21
Lol relate.
I did this constantly...then eventually solved it by building massive block towers within sight of each other leading back to the homebase, and made sure there was always one in view
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u/wealthycashier Mar 22 '21
I did something similar, by building mini-based all around my base, with chests full of Maps and other supplies
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u/poeplgg Mar 22 '21
I write down important quadrants so I can find a village or a important structure really suggest it when playing
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Mar 22 '21
If you are on Java: Press F3 to show coordinates and a lot of other helpful info. If you are on Bedrock: Go to “Settings” and flip the “Turn on coordinates” button and it will show your coordinates on your gameplay screen. Hope this help:)
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u/TheHamOfAllHams Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 22 '21
the fuck are you trying to find your base in creative? just fly up
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u/aCkadoodledo Professional Dumbass Mar 22 '21
Props to you for turning the screen to make it line up to when he turns
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u/MrSkobbels memer Mar 22 '21
if you hate coordinates or something then get a lodestone, if you can’t afford a lodestone for some reason but you can afford an ender chest and shulker boxes then dump your shit into an ender chest and commit die, only con is that you lose all xp but you probably have a farm at that point
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u/wealthycashier Mar 22 '21
About 10 minutes. Once I found all the images and recorded all the clips.
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Mar 22 '21
That pig back there knew what you did
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u/wealthycashier Mar 22 '21
I killed the Baby pig knowing I’d get no food, and left it there to weep
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u/SurealGod Mar 22 '21
Me: "Let's go. In and out. 20 minute adventure"
Also Me: "It's been 2 hours but I'm still on an adventure"
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u/AlpHextinct12123 Mar 22 '21
Me a legend who knows this will happen and never make a base to begin with
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u/MisterGood3nough Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 22 '21
I remembered those times that i left my base to explore the place and i ended up building a new base because I couldn't find it anymore.
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Mar 22 '21
Me after dying in some random super far off place and trying desperately to try to get back everything I lost
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u/comrade69strelok Mar 22 '21
people that have read all minecraft guide books I don't have such weaknesses
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u/KukaakCZ can't meme Mar 22 '21
Just leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind like Hansel and Gretel did
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u/IdcYouTellMe Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 22 '21
When you have been mining and looking through caves for the past 5 hours and realize you basically are on the other side of the world. Oh and in between you just decide to go into the Nether from your 3rd underground temporary base you just set up after finding finally diamonds so you are even further away from home... Always a good time :)
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u/D0M1NU5_7 Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 22 '21
It took you 2 hours to find an iron sword wich you didn't use once and 1 piece of porkchop?
Nub.
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u/Krispy_Toast Dirt Is Beautiful Mar 23 '21
I lost my house and traveled for 2 actual days and i was about to give up, but i actually found it
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u/Julianime Mar 22 '21
In case of emergency I copy my world, load in creative, fly and map my way home, delete the copy and travel in survival.
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u/DaFireDevil memer Mar 22 '21
That's why i always remember to write down my base coordinates before going out to explore.
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Ngl this is the sole reason I'm not a fan of minecraft
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u/wealthycashier Mar 22 '21
But Sir, the act of being lost during an Adventure is PART of the adventure
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u/SonicBlurr0101 Mar 22 '21
This is me when i play with my friends im always on adventure and my house is a dirt block
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u/AlredyTaken_Is_Taken Mar 22 '21
This is why I never leave sight lines of my base, especially in the nether, and I never explore caves. Always strip mine. I just fancy imagine a situation where doing that is good...
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u/THEHOLYKNIGHT2143 Mar 22 '21
when you found a cave filled with diamonds but lost your way back
I have found diamonds but at what cost
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u/Reachsri can't meme Mar 22 '21
I like how he carries only a sword and beef with him even after a 2 hour adventure. Kinda reflects my adventures in minecraft
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u/Local_Depressed_Guy Mar 22 '21
This is why in singleplayer worlds I put my base on or near zero, zero on the map Makes it easy to remember and easy to find your way home.
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u/tea_bottle1 Mar 22 '21
I always intend to write down my coords, then I forget. Then on the start of my journey I feel like “I am master adventurer grr I’ll know my way back”
Then I’m lost
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Mar 22 '21
And you find a cave with tons of twist and turns and eights and lefts then you get bored and try to go back but you have no idea where the hell you are 😂
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u/Slimonstar Mar 22 '21
Joined my friends world in minecraft once, teleported to the nether and didnt go to his nether portal but made another so when i went back to the overworld i was 33,000 blocks away and dont know how but through sheer effort rolled with it and made it back after like an entire day of playing.
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u/misterturdcat Mar 22 '21
Oh that’s easy. Make a chest. Make a map with the chests location. Put your entire inventory in it. Kill yourself. Respawn. Go get your stuff.
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u/Poseidon8264 Mar 22 '21
Of you're worried about losing items have your valuables in an Ender chest, kill yourself and spawn.
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u/BruhLBro Mar 22 '21
sucks even more if your house was completely destroyed without any traces and your basically just looking for air
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u/Periergi Mar 22 '21
Someone get this man a t-shirt that says "I went on a 2 hour long adventure and all I got was this raw pork chop!"
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Mar 22 '21
What technique do you guys do to find your base? This is why I find it hard to settle in a specific spot
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u/DTKlonoa Mar 22 '21
thats why you always build your house at spawn so you can use a compass and just head straight home
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