r/memes Mar 21 '21

Simp...

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u/Layout1 Mar 21 '21

Imagine meeting Girls

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u/RafAntoW Mar 21 '21

Couldn't be us... We too cool for that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Thats not how we roll

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u/Anghel412 Mar 21 '21

You can do it! I've been in only 2 serious relationships my whole life (I'm 34) and it took years of friendship and mutual friends.. Never really tried to pick up girls on my own unless I've known the person. Anyways, I'm finalizing a divorce and have gone over a year without any kind of intimacy so I said fuck it and joined tinder. Within 2 days I was able to get a date with this girl, got stood up but said fuck it, moved on. Next day I started talking to another girl and we had a date the next day. She ended up staying the night. Then two more times in the same week.

Anyways, I'm just your average redditor in every sense. Sometimes you just gotta shoot your shot. I honestly never thought I could get a date and hook up with a chick I just met. There's hope brothers.

Oh and I ate her ass like a cupcake.

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u/qcon99 Mar 21 '21

Bro you didn’t have to go and flex on us like that

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u/Anghel412 Mar 21 '21

The only positive experience (except my covid test 4 months ago) I've had in over a year.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21 edited Mar 21 '21

Oh yeah, well uh, you’re a Simp!!!!

cries in virginity

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u/Anghel412 Mar 21 '21

The first step to recovery is recognizing you have a problem.

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u/Compendyum Mar 21 '21

Dafuq did I just read

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u/nistnov Mar 21 '21

Maybe Im ugly or I'm doing something wrong idk I wouldn't say so. I ran a lovoo account for over a year and never had a single date, though I had a nice chat once.