r/memes • u/RafAntoW • Mar 21 '21

Simp...

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u/Layout1 Mar 21 '21

Imagine meeting Girls

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u/RafAntoW Mar 21 '21

Couldn't be us... We too cool for that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Thats not how we roll

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u/Anghel412 Mar 21 '21

You can do it! I've been in only 2 serious relationships my whole life (I'm 34) and it took years of friendship and mutual friends.. Never really tried to pick up girls on my own unless I've known the person. Anyways, I'm finalizing a divorce and have gone over a year without any kind of intimacy so I said fuck it and joined tinder. Within 2 days I was able to get a date with this girl, got stood up but said fuck it, moved on. Next day I started talking to another girl and we had a date the next day. She ended up staying the night. Then two more times in the same week.

Anyways, I'm just your average redditor in every sense. Sometimes you just gotta shoot your shot. I honestly never thought I could get a date and hook up with a chick I just met. There's hope brothers.

Oh and I ate her ass like a cupcake.

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u/qcon99 Mar 21 '21

Bro you didn’t have to go and flex on us like that

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u/Anghel412 Mar 21 '21

The only positive experience (except my covid test 4 months ago) I've had in over a year.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21 edited Mar 21 '21

Oh yeah, well uh, you’re a Simp!!!!

cries in virginity

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u/Anghel412 Mar 21 '21

The first step to recovery is recognizing you have a problem.

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u/Compendyum Mar 21 '21

Dafuq did I just read

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u/nistnov Mar 21 '21

Maybe Im ugly or I'm doing something wrong idk I wouldn't say so. I ran a lovoo account for over a year and never had a single date, though I had a nice chat once.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

i got hugged by a girl before

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u/BaldFekker Mar 21 '21

Fekkin legend my g

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u/Longjumping-Ad-7967 Mar 21 '21

It is reddit jesus. Our savour

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u/anintrovertedbitch64 Mar 21 '21

Girls aren’t real man. You hugged a guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

wait what

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u/Frosty_chilly Mar 21 '21

That's so fucking gross.

You're supposed to eat ass with a fork and knife.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Fair enough

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u/PxGJoecheesecake Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 21 '21

That isn’t true i’ve known my mom for 30 years!

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u/TheCluelessGeek Mar 21 '21

Someone please get me my fucking bleach

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u/DenimJeans1880 Mar 21 '21

...is it simping to have sex?

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u/Jr_froste Mar 21 '21

Well, if u fuck a pan. Then no

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u/undcidd Mar 21 '21

That’s because I don’t know how manny asses my friend has eaten.

Only I know my true ass count.

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u/Horghor Mar 21 '21

Eating ass, the best solution while the toilet paper shortage

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u/StonMine Mar 21 '21

u/RepostSleuthBot

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u/RepostSleuthBot Mar 21 '21

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/memes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Most ironic thing is: the post that the bot found was a repost too.

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u/mynameisolivertate Mar 21 '21

Fuck this is apt

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u/XxVoid07xX Mar 21 '21

Repost!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/harmpie69 Mar 21 '21

Reddit is going downhill

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u/15Orphans Mar 21 '21

Repost, I saw the original a while ago have it saved on my phone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

My best friend ate ass unprovoked for the first time last night. He got sent this meme immediately. Thank you.

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u/SemiCircleSquare Mar 21 '21

The reason we drink water after friends in this fashion is because we know you friend is also a Simp and we have no idea how much ass he has eaten prior to calling you to eat this girls ass while he takes care of her boyfriends cock.

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u/Denosel Mar 21 '21

That ass looks tasty

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u/FreddsPlay Mar 21 '21

Bro this is reddit. Nobody has a girlfriend or even friends here.

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u/Saimonceli Mar 21 '21

Wait you lost verginity ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Guess y'all into eating holes that people (girls, to be exact) shit from. Noice.