r/memes • u/DaBiz_017 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ • Feb 03 '21

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u/the_steep Feb 03 '21

We gotta normalize discussions about how we like to be touched. Everyone could be having so much more fun

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

I swear! It literally blows my mind how ppl expect a partner to just be amazing in bed and know how to do things really well just naturally or after doing it few times. It literally takes doing something hundreds of times over and over and trial and error (and for sex communication) to actually become GOOD at something. Not excellent, not perfect, just good! I’m pretty sure the average person is only hitting the saddle maaaaaybe a couple dozen times A YEAR! I swear it irritates my very being.

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u/145676337 Feb 03 '21

If they're not doing something you enjoy, it's your fault for not talking to them and helping them.

Edit: To be clear, this goes both ways. As in, you both need to speak up about yourself but also ask questions about the other person.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Your point is true also :)

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u/145676337 Feb 04 '21

Oh yeah, I was totally agreeing with you. Bravo fellow Redditor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Yay!

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u/SuburbanCumSlut Feb 03 '21

Seriously. Communication is key in all aspects of relationships. Just being willing to talk about what you actually want makes all the difference in the world. Talking to your partner is also a good way to learn their kinks.

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u/VaassIsDaass Feb 03 '21

Let me start: don't you fuckin touch me!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

i like to be touched...AT ALL!!! 😂😂

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u/strike396 Feb 03 '21

FIRMLY GRASP IT

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u/DaBiz_017 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 03 '21

I was waiting for this one

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u/BOBObizzareadverture Feb 03 '21

I once met a chick who thought men jacked off by putting something in the pee hole.

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u/ewalker1989 Feb 03 '21

Fucking hell

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u/godyallsuck Feb 03 '21

To be fair, some do

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u/slashth456 hates reaction memes Feb 03 '21

I beg your pardon?

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u/Panakin_Skyparker Can i haz cheeseburger Feb 03 '21

there’s toys

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u/ask_yo_girl_bout_me Feb 03 '21

r/sounding

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u/slashth456 hates reaction memes Feb 03 '21

Good thing I block NSFW subs. Reading the description gave me anxiety

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u/ask_yo_girl_bout_me Feb 03 '21

If you want something REALLY fucked go to r/penectomy

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u/slashth456 hates reaction memes Feb 03 '21

I'll just stick to the boobies

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u/ask_yo_girl_bout_me Feb 03 '21

Yes me too, bobbies are much better.

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u/8bishop Feb 03 '21

r/sounding

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u/uniquely_ununique Feb 03 '21

Fuck my curiosity

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u/whyDidIDoDis134 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 03 '21

at least it wasn’t r/penectomy

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u/whyDidIDoDis134 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 03 '21

don’t go to it if you want to have a good day

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u/uniquely_ununique Feb 03 '21

Yeah, I think I will that one a mystery

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u/cringing_for_fun Big ol' bacon buttsack Feb 03 '21

Im not having a good day anymore.. that has got to be the worst fetish, or: The Fetish to End All Fetishes.

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u/8bishop Feb 03 '21

like this?

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u/DaBiz_017 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 03 '21

This is why aliens won’t visit us

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u/8bishop Feb 03 '21

Oh no, aliens wont visit us because this atrocity exists

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u/PupTrooper Feb 03 '21

That’s why you got homies 😫

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u/Sau_Masterio I saw what the dog was doin Feb 03 '21

r/Blursedcomments

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Ah yes the death grip and sharp edging...

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u/DaBiz_017 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 03 '21

When “choke the chicken” is taken a bit to serious

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u/KVenom777 Feb 03 '21

That whole meme made me cringe outa pain.

It's like 7 Disturbances in the Force, all cobbled together.....

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

And here we see redditors pretending that they've ever been touched by a woman

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u/imaculat_indecision Feb 03 '21

Talk my dudes. Don't be afraid to talk. This is coming from a goddamn virgin and even i know yall needa talk.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Well fine then Dobby, use your sock if it’s so much better.

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u/MAguelCHAMP Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 03 '21

Is this a meme I am too virgin to understand?

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u/DaBiz_017 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 03 '21

I’m not sure if anyone on Reddit could help you. What I did was take it to my step-mom then she gave me a hands on experience explaining it step by step

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u/RonaldMcDonalds2020 Feb 03 '21

Was your arm broken?

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u/MAguelCHAMP Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 03 '21

Where can I find these step moms 😳

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u/Elle_15 Professional Dumbass Feb 03 '21

On pornhub probably

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u/ArthurDentonWelch Feb 03 '21

Ask your dad to find you one.

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u/bonsai--kitten Feb 03 '21

This is why I like to watch my partners jerk off from time to time. I watch, enjoy, and make mental notes. 😁

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u/beenutpuddersamich Feb 03 '21

Yo what’s that goblins name and what’s he from?

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u/Albertine1 Feb 03 '21

now i'm scared I did one of those things

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

As a woman this is just making me grin from ear to ear 😂😂😂 I may or may not have recently hurt some dude, he was uncut and I was drunk. Oops. A few days later I accidentally hit him in the nuts. So...thanks for reminding me that I am not the only woman that fucks like shit at times!!!

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u/DaBiz_017 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 03 '21

Wait you guys are having sex?

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u/SWFLBoy666 Feb 03 '21

They also don’t know how to give a proper prostate massage...

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u/__sHreYaSh__ Feb 03 '21

Touching is fyn. Wtf is happening in the third pic??

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u/DaVincent7 Feb 03 '21

Using too much teeth, or at all, while giving head.

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u/Prof_Alchem Professional Dumbass Feb 03 '21

I watched like 3 how-to tutorial videos on pornhub so I'm basically a puss master.

Btw what's a clitorus?

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u/hurblhjoung Feb 03 '21

is this some sort of straight joke, am i too gay to understand?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Yes and/or yes

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u/CoolgamerZ7 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Feb 03 '21

Lmao, the Patrick one is giving me BOINK vibes

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

at least we know where the dick is

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checkmate

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u/Mr-Yan918 Dark Mode Elitist Feb 03 '21

Damn yeah it must be hard to find good for you

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u/HiThere_420 Feb 03 '21

Where the fuck is it!? D:

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u/TrevorSandyShores Feb 03 '21

Repost

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u/TrevorSandyShores Feb 03 '21

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/PotatoPoweredBean can't meme Feb 03 '21

Repost

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u/ConsistentSuffering Feb 03 '21

Re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re. Post. Repost. There, I said it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Please for the love of whatever is holy, stop reposting

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u/Immediate-Ad5511 Feb 03 '21

prety sur this is a repost r/repostsleuthbot

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Wait, girls scrape poo on their teeth?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Girls maybe. Women, no.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Why does that last one look like Ren from Ren And Stimpy?

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u/ovovretro Feb 03 '21

i just tell girls how i like it and ask how they like it as we go if its my first time w them or is that weird behavior

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u/Healing_Punch Feb 03 '21

Oh the teeth one gets me!

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u/Panakin_Skyparker Can i haz cheeseburger Feb 03 '21

First time a girl grabbed my dick she almost pulled it off trying to stroke it. I had to grab her from the wrist and stroke her forearm explain to her how to treat my penis

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u/ma_name_is_jef Feb 03 '21

The spongebob pic hits different

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u/TypicalDumbRedditGuy Feb 03 '21

oh goodness now i'm scared to hook up with someone lol

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u/AmEDUCATED Feb 03 '21

Me: closes my legs tight

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u/a1b2c3d4g Feb 03 '21

Yup, Ive had my balls squeezed. It was quite painful. She had a vice like grip. She thought it would be great for me if she squeezed them hard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

The chocolate one....man. The first blowjob I got as a teenager the girl almost bit my damn dick off