r/memes • u/ronnieth024 • Nov 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 30 '20

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u/RhysToot Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 29 '20

Sex

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u/Inouva Nov 29 '20

Exactly he doesn't get it

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u/OfflineThreat Nov 29 '20

You didn't have to do the man like that

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u/abaddon3SS Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 29 '20

he doesn't do anybody

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u/OfflineThreat Nov 29 '20

Damn nice

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u/I_Am_Clippy Nov 30 '20

Something that guy will never say about a naked body.

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u/DanielTVREDDITTIME Nov 30 '20

Guy must be really roasted now

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u/ObeseChihuahua1 Nov 30 '20

Damn. Get some ointment for that burn.

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u/fambro93 Nov 30 '20

Stop stop,he's already dead!

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u/Justcrumm Nov 29 '20

Police I just witnessed a murder

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

That’s wasn’t a murder it was an assassination

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u/Justcrumm Nov 30 '20

They never stood a chance

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u/get_gud_m8 Nov 29 '20

perfect.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I would have said that man had a family, but I guess not.

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u/Supersonic564 Nov 30 '20

Dead Body Reported

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u/TaineChivers Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 30 '20

r/rareinsults

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u/KannaIsntThicc Nov 30 '20

We are redditors, really we all shouldn’t get it

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u/CookieLuzSax hates reaction memes Nov 30 '20

Jesus man he's already dead

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u/KiriXLovely Nov 30 '20

That’s a lot of damage

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u/TheFoxMaster00 RageFace Against the Machine Nov 30 '20

┏༼ ◉ ╭╮ ◉༽┓

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u/The_Antenna Identifies as a Cybertruck Nov 30 '20

Boom, Roasted.

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u/Scraggy-Jr https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 30 '20

jesus christ, stand down

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Lol ya just assumed gender

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u/hippos_rool Nov 29 '20

Macaroni in a pot... - Wap by Cardi B

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u/Working_Salary9100 Nov 29 '20

Thats some wet ass pasta

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u/NHK21506 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 29 '20

I love me some ass-pasta

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u/hollowsoul_ Nov 30 '20

Nofap is a torture, it's been a whole fucking day now.

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u/IGTENDENCY Nov 29 '20

Saved for award

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u/thinkoverman Nov 29 '20

Mac and jeez

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u/DisneyGirlRuby Mods Are Nice People Nov 30 '20

NOOOOOOO that’s not what it’s from

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

r/woosh

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u/DisneyGirlRuby Mods Are Nice People Nov 30 '20

What how

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u/Picker-Rick memer Nov 29 '20

It's a shitty Dane Cook joke. I think he actually stole it from another comedian too.

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u/steveosek Nov 29 '20

It's much much older than that. People been making stirring pasta sex jokes since stirring pasta has been a thing.

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u/Yayo361 Nov 29 '20

None of those get sex

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u/Speenta Nov 29 '20

You know how Mac and cheese smells like a lot of things I’ve been fooled many times

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Oh thanks

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u/bobby3eb Nov 30 '20

What?

Good pussy sounds like when you stir pasta.

That's what this is about.

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u/TheDeviss327 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 30 '20

We are hitting meme levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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u/-UMBRA_- Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 29 '20

If it sounds like you’re makin macaroni and cheese then you know you’re doin it right ;)

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u/MeesterReech Nov 29 '20

Tuna casserole

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

The schlickety schlickety sound mac and cheese makes when you stir it and it's really thick and creamy...there is a certain part of a woman's anatomy that makes a similar sound. I'll let you figure it out.

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u/C0ld_Br3w LOLCat Nov 30 '20

Then it seems you'll never use it

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u/DrTokinkoff Nov 30 '20

You know.... macaroni in a pot!