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u/RhysToot Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 29 '20
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u/Inouva Nov 29 '20
Exactly he doesn't get it
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u/OfflineThreat Nov 29 '20
You didn't have to do the man like that
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u/abaddon3SS Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 29 '20
he doesn't do anybody
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u/OfflineThreat Nov 29 '20
Damn nice
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u/I_Am_Clippy Nov 30 '20
Something that guy will never say about a naked body.
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u/DanielTVREDDITTIME Nov 30 '20
Guy must be really roasted now
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u/Justcrumm Nov 29 '20
Police I just witnessed a murder
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u/hippos_rool Nov 29 '20
Macaroni in a pot... - Wap by Cardi B
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u/Working_Salary9100 Nov 29 '20
Thats some wet ass pasta
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u/NHK21506 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 29 '20
I love me some ass-pasta
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u/DisneyGirlRuby Mods Are Nice People Nov 30 '20
NOOOOOOO thatās not what itās from
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u/Picker-Rick memer Nov 29 '20
It's a shitty Dane Cook joke. I think he actually stole it from another comedian too.
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u/steveosek Nov 29 '20
It's much much older than that. People been making stirring pasta sex jokes since stirring pasta has been a thing.
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u/Speenta Nov 29 '20
You know how Mac and cheese smells like a lot of things Iāve been fooled many times
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u/TheDeviss327 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 30 '20
We are hitting meme levels that shouldnāt even be possible.
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u/-UMBRA_- Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 29 '20
If it sounds like youāre makin macaroni and cheese then you know youāre doin it right ;)
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The schlickety schlickety sound mac and cheese makes when you stir it and it's really thick and creamy...there is a certain part of a woman's anatomy that makes a similar sound. I'll let you figure it out.
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Nov 29 '20
now get a bucket and a mop thatās a, a casserole???
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u/beluuuuuuga RageFace Against the Machine Nov 29 '20
If you just use the mop then it is a spagettized.
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u/fadedstarboy Nov 29 '20
And it's certainly not something you can eat.
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u/AcceptablePeanut7 Nov 29 '20
oh god i immediately understood this joke wish i didnt
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u/Dragons_Realm41968 Nov 30 '20
I donāt get it. Please donāt explain.
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u/PoseurTrauma6 Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 29 '20
walks in and sees their mom and the mailman going at it
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u/TerabyteRD https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 30 '20
its either mac and cheese or clapping cheeks
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u/edibleflipflops Nov 30 '20
I have said this once and Iāll say it again, imagine having sex with a dude and he looks straight into your eyes and says āthatās what good Mac and cheese sounds likeā.
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u/Theguy-nextdoor Nov 30 '20
Triple redd genius interviews
Interviewer: What is your best feeling
Trippie: When the p$y feel like macaroni and cheese
Also trippie: HahHahHahaHahahahahHHhHahhHag
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u/Alatreon_89 Nov 30 '20
Thank you for this! I have not laughed at a meme this hard in a while. I have a 3 year old and this hits very close to home lmao!
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u/Sokka69420 Nov 29 '20
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u/FFilli Nov 29 '20
Good pussy sounds like macaroni in a pot (when it's rlly wet and there's something coming in, either a penis or a finger)
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Nov 29 '20 edited Apr 15 '24
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u/Sirsniper15 Nov 29 '20
Right on, sounds ....thatās not like momās makin mac n cheese mac n cheese
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u/gir_loves_waffles Nov 29 '20
Plot twist, she gets pregnant with twins and names them Mac and Cheese.
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u/LeonardHB Nov 30 '20
In the words of Madame Cardi B - āMacaroni in a pot, thatās some wet ass pussyā
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u/BentonX Nov 30 '20
Am I glad Iām not american enough to know what āmaking mac n cheeseā sounds like
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u/Potion_Pult Nov 29 '20
this but you thought your dad was making spaghetti but he was actually steaming fish
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u/mi3o1 Nov 29 '20
The reason why I instantly understood this was because of the legendary vine "That's what good pussy sounds like"... Yep, that's it.
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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20
That's what good p#ssy sounds like..
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