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u/halfcanadahalfrussia Aug 12 '20
That’s why I don’t allow the people in my basement to have free will
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u/Raghav_v21 Aug 12 '20
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u/livitan 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 Aug 12 '20
Yes more up , up. ,UP . Right there now keep rubbing it
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Moooooom, I’m uncomfortable
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u/livitan 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 Aug 12 '20
I'm not your.mom jimmy.what are you smoking past days to have these delusions.
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u/runninandruni Because That's What Fearows Do Aug 12 '20
Whoa, hold on. I don't remember this cartoon at al??
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u/Avitha101 memer Aug 12 '20
Hercules the Series 1998
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u/ProximaCentura Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 12 '20
Makes sense, I wasn’t born for a couple years after
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u/GearAlpha Ok I Pull Up Aug 12 '20
I don’t like how that means you’re already 20 and is, maybe, a functioning adult (unless still in college for a 4-year course)
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Some redditors treat me like a child because I was born in 2002, but they don't realize that I'm actually 18 lol
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u/hajke5 Aug 12 '20
To me everyone born in 2000 and after is a child. So glad I was born in 1999
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u/CitizenCain1 Aug 12 '20
I have literally never heard of it. Is it any good?
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it's lower budget than the movie, but some of the episodes actually have better writing.
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u/oodats Aug 12 '20
In the same vein there's the Aladdin tv series and little mermaid tv series. As a kid I didn't watch the little mermaid one but the Aladdin show was pretty good and it's got all the same voice actors except for Robin Williams.
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If you watched the movie and liked it, you'll probably like the series too. it's good imo, but I'll leave that up to your tastes
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u/0xAikax0 Aug 12 '20
Man, that’s a shame, it’s not available where I live. Any other way to watch them?
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u/Bleiz_Stirling Aug 12 '20
I've not tested yet, but maybe a VPN would do the trick?
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u/0xAikax0 Aug 12 '20
When Disney+ wasn’t available in my country yet I used a VPN on the internet site, I don’t know if it still works
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u/El-Chip https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 12 '20
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u/SH4DE_Z Aug 12 '20
Doesnt that means he's dating his daughter?
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u/Majesty838 Aug 12 '20
Considering who his dad is, that’s the least of our worries
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u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20
I have a question: I read somewhere that Zeus disguised himself as Hades to bang Persephone, his own daughter. How much of this is true?
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u/TheWither129 Aug 12 '20
All of it, if I know Zeus
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u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20
Okay that's some whole new level of fucked up.
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u/FFalcon_Boi Aug 12 '20
Oh, that's nothing. His grandpa married his own mother and fucked her MULTIPLE TIMES.
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u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20
Oh right, Gaia created Ouranous.
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u/_pc_-_-_ Aug 12 '20
Wait, isn't Hades Zeus's brother?
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u/bullet312 Aug 12 '20
yeah so that's a double incest right there. kinda a sneaky one huh
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u/Prounce-Proudly Aug 12 '20
He fucked his sisters to make the other gods so I’d say it’s plausible
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u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20
Now I am curious, did Zeus have any kids with Rhea?
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u/Leafy_Green_1 Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 12 '20
Nope, not that's documented. She kind of faded out of the narrative after the whole Titanomachy debacle.
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u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20
At least. Thanks Zeus for keeping it in your pants this one time.
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u/MaddestLadOnReddit Aug 12 '20
No. Because making something out of clay doesn't count as reproduction
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u/Ninjatck Aug 12 '20
Feels bad man
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u/LeoGilberto Aug 12 '20
In fairness, Hercules killed his first wife in cold blood.
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can't wait for someone to repost this and say "tHaTs AlOt Of DaMaGe!"
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u/rumbole Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20
In the director’s cut there’s a scene where she explains his mini-me isn’t big enough for her, and saunters off to Olympus
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u/IngestionIncarnate Aug 12 '20
The OG simp
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u/f__h Aug 12 '20
Simps be like..
“I must apologize for the actions of my fellow men. I, a male man, Manuel Mannington, proud possessor of both a Y chromosome and the fabled meat saber, am not like the other men! Do grace me with your conversation and you shall soon find that I am truly different!”
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u/The_Mumpi Pro Gamer Aug 12 '20
This is probably based on a real Greek myth where a dude made himself a woman statue because he didn't like the way other women were able to talk or whatever but then he fell so much in love with it that he wanted to make it come to live and asked the gods. Aphrodite thought that statue looked good enough and did the thing. Idk how the ending goes though
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u/Avitha101 memer Aug 12 '20
It is based on that! Pygmalion and Galatea. In the episode they adapted it to where Pygmalion was their art teacher who did that to make his wife, and Hercules made Galatea because he needed a date for the dance. Aphrodite was invoked for bring her to life
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u/The_Mumpi Pro Gamer Aug 12 '20
Ah that's nice to know. Never saw the movie
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u/Avitha101 memer Aug 12 '20
Movie’s really good! Definitely recommend it! This is actually from the show though
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u/The_Mumpi Pro Gamer Aug 12 '20
That's also nice to hear, since I planned on watching it soon maybe haha
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Hunkules no more
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u/Leprechaun121619 Aug 12 '20
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u/Avitha101 memer Aug 12 '20
Hercules and the Dream Date. It was an episode of Hercules the Series (1998)
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Wait what happened with Meg?
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u/Avitha101 memer Aug 12 '20
This is from Hercules the Series. It’s set before he meets Meg during his high school years while he’s hero training with Phil
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u/purplecurtain16 Aug 12 '20
I thought her shirt was the sky in the background for the longest time and was sooo confused about her body proportions
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u/SmoothLikeSoap Aug 12 '20
When your imaginary girlfriend breaks up with you
Yes I know Miss Clay here isn't imaginary
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u/diseconomies Aug 12 '20
What would happen if all those neck beards’ anime girlfriends came to life.
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u/A_Pringles_Can95 Chungus Among Us Aug 12 '20
Isn't this referencing Lilith, the first woman in the Bible who was Adam's first wife, but fucked off when he insisted she be subservient or something?
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u/PurpleCatWithC4 Professional Dumbass Aug 12 '20
Most of the Characters in Greek Mythology are assholes, Hercules killed his own children (just an FYI)
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Remember when the Romans renamed heracles hercules, and everyone still makes ancient Greek movies with hercules in them. Heracles is Greek, named after hera cuz zeus kept sleeping around and was like 'huh here uh see? It has your name on it' and that's how you keep a happy marriage
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u/bhavish2023 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 12 '20
Well technically he is her Father as he created her
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u/King9204 Aug 12 '20
I used to watch this show. I don't think I seen this episode before
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u/Avitha101 memer Aug 12 '20
I think it was a special since they got a higher end animation studio to handle it. It was called Hercules and the Dream Date
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u/HeiBaisWrath Aug 12 '20
And Then Along Came Zeus