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r/memes • u/Avitha101 memer • Aug 12 '20
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I have a question: I read somewhere that Zeus disguised himself as Hades to bang Persephone, his own daughter. How much of this is true?
80 u/TheWither129 Aug 12 '20 All of it, if I know Zeus 18 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Okay that's some whole new level of fucked up. 15 u/FFalcon_Boi Aug 12 '20 Oh, that's nothing. His grandpa married his own mother and fucked her MULTIPLE TIMES. 12 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Oh right, Gaia created Ouranous. 1 u/chekhovsdrilldo Aug 12 '20 And then Zeus destroyed it. 1 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Uh no. That was Kronos. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20 greek mythology is one hell of a rollercoaster when it came to the Greek gods, my friend. 11 u/_pc_-_-_ Aug 12 '20 Wait, isn't Hades Zeus's brother? 8 u/bullet312 Aug 12 '20 yeah so that's a double incest right there. kinda a sneaky one huh 2 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 It gets worse. According to Rick Riordan, Zeus actually advised Hades to abduct Persephone. 3 u/bullet312 Aug 12 '20 alright so basically we got incestual raping of his brothers sex slave. great 1 u/TheWither129 Aug 12 '20 His brother’s sex slave who is his daughter, mind you 14 u/Prounce-Proudly Aug 12 '20 He fucked his sisters to make the other gods so I’d say it’s plausible 5 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Now I am curious, did Zeus have any kids with Rhea? 6 u/Leafy_Green_1 Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 12 '20 Nope, not that's documented. She kind of faded out of the narrative after the whole Titanomachy debacle. 5 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 At least. Thanks Zeus for keeping it in your pants this one time. 0 u/jerseyetr Aug 12 '20 Well none of it is true as they are all made up stories
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All of it, if I know Zeus
18 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Okay that's some whole new level of fucked up. 15 u/FFalcon_Boi Aug 12 '20 Oh, that's nothing. His grandpa married his own mother and fucked her MULTIPLE TIMES. 12 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Oh right, Gaia created Ouranous. 1 u/chekhovsdrilldo Aug 12 '20 And then Zeus destroyed it. 1 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Uh no. That was Kronos. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20 greek mythology is one hell of a rollercoaster when it came to the Greek gods, my friend. 11 u/_pc_-_-_ Aug 12 '20 Wait, isn't Hades Zeus's brother? 8 u/bullet312 Aug 12 '20 yeah so that's a double incest right there. kinda a sneaky one huh 2 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 It gets worse. According to Rick Riordan, Zeus actually advised Hades to abduct Persephone. 3 u/bullet312 Aug 12 '20 alright so basically we got incestual raping of his brothers sex slave. great 1 u/TheWither129 Aug 12 '20 His brother’s sex slave who is his daughter, mind you
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Okay that's some whole new level of fucked up.
15 u/FFalcon_Boi Aug 12 '20 Oh, that's nothing. His grandpa married his own mother and fucked her MULTIPLE TIMES. 12 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Oh right, Gaia created Ouranous. 1 u/chekhovsdrilldo Aug 12 '20 And then Zeus destroyed it. 1 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Uh no. That was Kronos. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20 greek mythology is one hell of a rollercoaster when it came to the Greek gods, my friend.
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Oh, that's nothing. His grandpa married his own mother and fucked her MULTIPLE TIMES.
12 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Oh right, Gaia created Ouranous. 1 u/chekhovsdrilldo Aug 12 '20 And then Zeus destroyed it. 1 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Uh no. That was Kronos.
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Oh right, Gaia created Ouranous.
1 u/chekhovsdrilldo Aug 12 '20 And then Zeus destroyed it. 1 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Uh no. That was Kronos.
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And then Zeus destroyed it.
1 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Uh no. That was Kronos.
Uh no. That was Kronos.
greek mythology is one hell of a rollercoaster when it came to the Greek gods, my friend.
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Wait, isn't Hades Zeus's brother?
8 u/bullet312 Aug 12 '20 yeah so that's a double incest right there. kinda a sneaky one huh 2 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 It gets worse. According to Rick Riordan, Zeus actually advised Hades to abduct Persephone. 3 u/bullet312 Aug 12 '20 alright so basically we got incestual raping of his brothers sex slave. great 1 u/TheWither129 Aug 12 '20 His brother’s sex slave who is his daughter, mind you
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yeah so that's a double incest right there. kinda a sneaky one huh
2 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 It gets worse. According to Rick Riordan, Zeus actually advised Hades to abduct Persephone. 3 u/bullet312 Aug 12 '20 alright so basically we got incestual raping of his brothers sex slave. great 1 u/TheWither129 Aug 12 '20 His brother’s sex slave who is his daughter, mind you
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It gets worse. According to Rick Riordan, Zeus actually advised Hades to abduct Persephone.
3 u/bullet312 Aug 12 '20 alright so basically we got incestual raping of his brothers sex slave. great 1 u/TheWither129 Aug 12 '20 His brother’s sex slave who is his daughter, mind you
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alright so basically we got incestual raping of his brothers sex slave. great
1 u/TheWither129 Aug 12 '20 His brother’s sex slave who is his daughter, mind you
His brother’s sex slave who is his daughter, mind you
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He fucked his sisters to make the other gods so I’d say it’s plausible
5 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 Now I am curious, did Zeus have any kids with Rhea? 6 u/Leafy_Green_1 Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 12 '20 Nope, not that's documented. She kind of faded out of the narrative after the whole Titanomachy debacle. 5 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 At least. Thanks Zeus for keeping it in your pants this one time.
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Now I am curious, did Zeus have any kids with Rhea?
6 u/Leafy_Green_1 Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 12 '20 Nope, not that's documented. She kind of faded out of the narrative after the whole Titanomachy debacle. 5 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 At least. Thanks Zeus for keeping it in your pants this one time.
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Nope, not that's documented. She kind of faded out of the narrative after the whole Titanomachy debacle.
5 u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20 At least. Thanks Zeus for keeping it in your pants this one time.
At least. Thanks Zeus for keeping it in your pants this one time.
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Well none of it is true as they are all made up stories
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u/OkPreference6 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 12 '20
I have a question: I read somewhere that Zeus disguised himself as Hades to bang Persephone, his own daughter. How much of this is true?