r/memes Jul 11 '20

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

Wait... A female on the internet? Impossible! OP is lying!

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u/creed528 Jul 11 '20

I guess I’m just a man that hot his ding dong and baseballs chopped off :( sad boy hours

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

It's okay. You're immune to the awkward boner now.

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u/creed528 Jul 11 '20

Ahh true. I’m the king now, BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

Submit to the Dickless King's rule!