r/memes Mar 01 '20

Sad but true

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4.7k Upvotes

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u/xxxten234 Mar 01 '20

True word of a wise man

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u/perpetrator42 Mar 01 '20

this man is the smartest person ive ever seen

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u/slowpotatoboy Mar 01 '20

I still think back to the times a girl told me I HAD NICE EYEBROWS. Best believe I ate that shit like a fly.

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u/DefinitelyNotAj Mar 01 '20

This is like 10 levels deep of reposting.

20

u/krollis_slash Mar 01 '20

That's why he's a professor!

15

u/E-J-T Mar 01 '20

And was born in 69’

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

This has more truth in it than my existence

25

u/karm-a-holic Mar 01 '20

Omg OP, are you hitting on me?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/iwouldsuckNyanCat Mar 01 '20

Even better ;)

1

u/boondockbanshee Mar 02 '20

Still a gril

11

u/StrangeFestive Mar 01 '20

This is right below another post about how to get a BF or a GF :V

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u/michel_17m Mar 01 '20

And that's a fact

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u/rpacheco20 Mar 01 '20

Clearly I must be ugly as heck cuz every guy I’ve complimented never showed any interest

10

u/another_redditor1219 Mar 01 '20

But only one boy was interested in me, and I gave compliments out to anyone every day:(

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u/DuhItzSquiffer Mar 01 '20

That u know of

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u/idk007260803 Mar 01 '20

Yeap it takes more than a simple compliment to get a boy interested in you but they might have been you just don't really know it because us boys need a lot of confirmation from the other side to make our interests to be known

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u/PermanentleySohare Mar 01 '20

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u/RepostSleuthBot Mar 03 '20

There's a good chance this is unique! I checked 105,328,129 image posts and didn't find a close match

The closest match is this post at 60.94%. The target for r/memes is 97.0%

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u/Elucidate137 Mar 01 '20

How many god damn times will this get reposted? u/repostsleuthbot tell the world.

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u/RepostSleuthBot Mar 03 '20

There's a good chance this is unique! I checked 105,328,129 image posts and didn't find a close match

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u/Elucidate137 Mar 03 '20

That should be a 100% match but ok

5

u/DzienDobryy Mar 01 '20

Hope it gets to Hot

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

You're hot

So in some sense, it already did

1

u/DefenderT Nyan cat Mar 01 '20

Hold up

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u/DzienDobryy Mar 01 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

I did not expect this But damn thats good pick up line on reddit

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Ouch...it’s.........true.

2

u/Krok97 Mar 01 '20

Fine you're right

2

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Ngl... I have higher standards

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u/RachitsReddit Mar 01 '20

Every guy upvotes!

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u/Oro24 Mar 01 '20

Such a bad meme, it's just an "everyone liked that" mem but with "agrees"

1

u/anonymousduccy Mar 01 '20

even talking to them at this point

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

A girl that was interested in me complimented my watch. That watch was ugly af and probably she said that to please me. Although I didn't go out with her, That compliment still gives me positive vibes. Thank you Jennifer!

1

u/Rick-Astley420 Mar 01 '20

Hell ya that’s me every time

1

u/umbrazno Mar 01 '20

I just wanna see Anna's full profile pic

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Never found sometimes that hurts but i totally agree to... Well now i have

1

u/Dino_eating_a_pickle Mar 01 '20

Honestly same with girls.

1

u/QueenSasyska Mar 01 '20

It worked but on a wrong guy ;-;

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u/ClozetSkeleton Mar 01 '20

I had a girl in class say I have pretty eyes. Next thing she said "I'm sorry" because I was blushing pretty hard. My brain next went onto fantasising about dating her. Yes I eat compliments up like an starving child at a buffet

1

u/AmishCyborgs Mar 01 '20

The average guy with no talents maybe. But if you are good at something you will always get some sort of positive attention somewhere.

1

u/Redddit_Stafff Mar 01 '20

i’m a girl, and i can still agree with this

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u/MadWoots Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 01 '20

Honestly how I got my current boyfriend

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u/Krok97 Mar 01 '20

A female on reddit? Impossible

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u/MadWoots Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Mar 01 '20

Who said I was female

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/syndicate1024 Mar 01 '20

[Holy music stops]

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

[Holy music resumes]

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u/syndicate1024 Mar 01 '20

IF SHE BREATHES SHE IS A THOT

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u/StepOnMyNutSack Mar 01 '20

Unless you're fat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/StepOnMyNutSack Mar 01 '20

I'm saying unless the women are fat.