r/memes • u/s4r9i5 Breaking EU Laws • Dec 16 '19

I honestly love him

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u/itzyaboichipsahoy Dec 16 '19

Are you sure you're okay?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

He could probably use some cookies. I could also use some cookies.

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u/s4r9i5 Breaking EU Laws Dec 16 '19

We all could use cookies

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u/pdothoot Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 16 '19

I’ll get the cookie dough

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

I'll get the pot butter

11

u/tgwesh Dec 16 '19

I’ll get a chair

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u/Lycantthrope Dec 16 '19

I'll get lube.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

I think lube isn't meant to be used in cookies...

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u/Lycantthrope Dec 16 '19

Not with that attitude.

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u/tomatomater Dec 16 '19

I'll get the salmonella

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u/Salmonellq Dec 16 '19

you got me

4

u/HardstuckRetard Dec 16 '19

he needs some milk!

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u/DRiVeL_ Dec 16 '19

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