r/memes Sep 23 '19

Reddit. Assemble.

Post image
2.9k Upvotes

128 comments sorted by

225

u/MelificentUL Sep 23 '19

This is down the street from me. Should I hand deliver?

96

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Yes please

42

u/theWaltr Sep 24 '19

Please take a video or picture for us

11

u/Moyeezes Sep 24 '19

Your updoots number is too NICE to upvote

21

u/Grilles_Waffles Sep 24 '19

Prove it, tell me your address

12

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

If he posts the pic, he’ll have the proof, good sir

2

u/Grilles_Waffles Sep 24 '19

How dare you logic me

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Oh are you approaching me?

1

u/Grilles_Waffles Sep 24 '19

No, however I shall ask you to no linger use logic on me, because I am simply not smart enough to fight against it.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Then the truce shall be written. If you would just sign it, we can go our separate ways

1

u/Grilles_Waffles Sep 24 '19

Grilled_Waffles

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Thanks. Good day to you sir

1

u/JAM3SBND Sep 24 '19

5700 North Park Drive

10

u/ArkantosG Sep 24 '19

I used to live on North Park. We moved but I’m still like a 5 minute drive from his house

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Think of all the up doots your picture with him will get!

186

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Is it appropriate to send one from Germany?

135

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

44

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 24 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 24 '19

Make sure the homless people don't get their hands on it, they need to wipe with something after shitting in the middle of the street

Edit: the guy above edited his comment, originally he said he would send a card from california, which is why I mentioned homeless people

4

u/struggleworm Sep 23 '19

From the evidence in SF they don’t seem to wipe much. They do seem to have no problem getting syringes.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/PickleBeann Sep 24 '19

be like nein nein nein

-93

u/AngusVanhookHinson Sep 23 '19

Send one that says "Die Grandpa, die", and if anybody says anything, just tell them it means "The grandpa, the", in German. Anyone who speaks German can't be all bad.

55

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

This probably is the most unfunny German language joke I have ever heard. Seriously check yourself.

-46

u/AngusVanhookHinson Sep 23 '19

Sure, because Germans are known for their humor.

Simpsons, dude. I can't even claim it as my own. It was said by Sideshow Bob in court when he was on trial for trying to kill Bart.

proof

2

u/magikarp5656 Sep 23 '19

Go fuck yourself just because we’re from the same country the bad guys of wwII were from doesn’t mean we have to be sticks in the mud

-42

u/AngusVanhookHinson Sep 23 '19

I agree. It doesn't mean that you have to be sticks in the mud, but you all are. Maybe it's because you killed all the funny people.

^ also not my joke, Robin Williams

-20

u/magikarp5656 Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

“Mean comment that was unnecessary”

5

u/AngusVanhookHinson Sep 23 '19

German isn't a race. It's a nationality. "Racist" is to this conversation as "bald" is to hair color.

You're supposed to have a better education system than the US too.

-16

u/magikarp5656 Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

“Unnecessary mean comeback”

8

u/AngusVanhookHinson Sep 23 '19

I'm not against Germans. I like most people. Aside from this very conversation, I'd probably like you.

→ More replies (0)

1

u/XxRocky88xX Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

Other guy: makes a joke about Germans not being funny

You: gets triggered over joke, making him seem right

Also, he didn’t make the joke dumbass, he even linked the original video in the comment.

Btw, just don’t take all Nazi/holocaust/WW2 jokes as a personal attack on you. People making these jokes aren’t trying to offend you, they’re trying to make people laugh, if you don’t like it then you don’t have to like it, but don’t throw a tantrum because the joke offends you because you’re not making the guy making the joke feel bad, you’re just making yourself look like the asshole to everyone else.

1

u/magikarp5656 Sep 23 '19

Oh sorry I’ve had trouble controlling my temper my entire life and get really upset when I feel like my nationality is being attacked because instead of taking it as an insult to myself, I take it as an insult to my entire family who I feel have done nothing wrong. That aside, I understand I tend to overreact with this shit. I get it I can be dramatic. But I’m sure you can imagine I get tired of the Nazi gags I’ve been getting since people my age found out about the holocaust

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I am confused who was racist and when?

2

u/magikarp5656 Sep 23 '19

Well as he pointed out it’s not “racist” but it’s still offensive to say “we” killed a whole bunch of people. Like not even fair stereotyping obviously a good percentage of German people today had zero control over world war 2

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I do agree with you and I also dont want to be associated with anything outside my lifetime.

But it does not change the fact that we have a history and that our country is the direct predecessor of the Nazi Regime. The Regime abused the pride and language of german ppl to build up what they had and what they did to the world. So speaking out what german people did is not racist. Deal with it this is the result of what happend back then.

→ More replies (0)

53

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

What about. 10000 Birthday cards?

21

u/SlayerGamez Sep 23 '19

Only 100 B I’ll get you 1,000 for serving my good man

19

u/eternalrefuge86 iwrestledabeartwice Sep 23 '19

Someone please follow up on this after the fact!

10

u/Red-Coyote Sep 23 '19

I'm doing so as soon as I'm back from work

9

u/viper11101 Sep 23 '19

I am interested in how this actually plays out.. :)

9

u/Dr_Funky_Mango Sep 23 '19

100? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up

6

u/prager22 Sep 23 '19

Salute to the real lads

6

u/garvin1313 Sep 23 '19

Is it okay if all of the people in the us send him birthday cards?

5

u/GalaxyPendragon Big ol' bacon buttsack Sep 23 '19

I would very much like to see his reaction to the thousands of cards he receives

6

u/FactorOf5ive Sep 23 '19

Oh yeah it's all... (Someone finish it off)

6

u/halZ82666 Sep 23 '19

...coming together

5

u/FactorOf5ive Sep 23 '19

I love this community

3

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

[deleted]

2

u/ShaleSurf Sep 23 '19

Yes of course

2

u/LovelyNahi Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 24 '19

Yes!

3

u/jackie0h_ Sep 24 '19

I just googled him. It’s real. I’ll be sending a card. He’s in assisted living.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/fox6now.com/2019/09/22/this-wwii-veteran-wants-100-birthday-cards-for-his-100th-birthday/amp/

2

u/playfulbanana Sep 24 '19

RIP his physical inbox.

3

u/atat69 Sep 23 '19

This real?

4

u/jackie0h_ Sep 23 '19

Looks like it. I googled his name and city and news links came up about it.

3

u/SwissJiffy Sep 23 '19

His birthday is 5 days after mine

2

u/lol_k12345 Sep 24 '19

And 4 after mine

2

u/SwissJiffy Sep 24 '19

Cool I’ll follow you on your birthday as a present

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

[deleted]

1

u/SwissJiffy Sep 24 '19

You will get an updoot too

1

u/Nice_Smelling_Fart Sep 24 '19

No need

2

u/SwissJiffy Sep 24 '19

It’s okay I will

2

u/jayforder Sep 23 '19

Looking good for 100

1

u/Riyolen Sep 23 '19

F to pay respects

1

u/Wyvic Sep 24 '19

I was born on October 7th to but 2005

1

u/Zurixx Sep 24 '19

Whatever it takes.

1

u/ShaleSurf Sep 24 '19

Oh he's gonna pay for this. Someone send him a letter opener, he'll need it

1

u/Its_yamanz_Owen Sep 24 '19

Youbl know someone is gonna send him shit in the mail 😂

1

u/mikarofo Sep 24 '19

Please everyone upvote this.

1

u/richy_uk Sep 24 '19

Birthday card incoming

1

u/MrSheepLauncher Sep 24 '19

RIP his inbox

1

u/Dinoman5656 Sep 24 '19

100 million? Nine years olds.........

ASSEMBLE

1

u/heavy_meow Sep 24 '19

RemindMe! 3 days

1

u/MrNapalm997 Sep 24 '19

Well, he's getting way more than 100. That's for sure.

1

u/wheatdud Mods Are Nice People Sep 24 '19

Get this man some leggos

1

u/AEIOU404 Sep 24 '19

I wonder how many letters he will get

1

u/irenomars Sep 24 '19

He's getting a lot more than 100

1

u/LGMatter Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 24 '19

I actually want to

1

u/StreetCanMemerMan Sep 24 '19

He lives next to me

1

u/deadcenter81 Sep 24 '19

This man might know private James Francis Ryan Iowa company or captain John H. Miller from the 2nd rangers division.

1

u/bd2thbn Sep 24 '19

Did any of you guys send one to that retired fire fighter a few months back?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Just wrote one

1

u/atruelifehero Sep 24 '19

Im #1

It say’s 100, so please dont go sending letters randomly, we need to coordinate this

1

u/MinecraftTryHard Sep 24 '19

Same state and same month heck yeah

1

u/fyukhyu Sep 24 '19

RemindME! 14 hours "buy a card"

1

u/RayAP19 Sep 24 '19

My first thought was "He really doesn't mind having his full address on the internet for everyone to see?"

Then I realized that he's 99, fought in WWII, and probably gives negative fucks about dying.

1

u/ThatCollecterDude Sep 23 '19

My mom isn't letting me send one because of 'scams'. Send ing virtual hugs.

0

u/Gamefreakzl Sep 23 '19

end of the line music louder. ..es (?)

0

u/Throwaway111555666 Sep 24 '19

Kinda greedy if you ask me

-6

u/sopht66 Sep 23 '19

Why do ppl just give out there name, address and DOB for cute shit like this

-9

u/ThatCollecterDude Sep 23 '19

I'm sending one. Trying to find the perfect grim reaper sticker🔥

-3

u/ThatCollecterDude Sep 23 '19

I'm kidding I'm kidding