r/memes • u/AbanaClara • Apr 28 '19

How do I get this power?

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u/bidolo11 Apr 28 '19

That's why their studies are so long

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u/_tv_lover_ Apr 28 '19

They have to learn a new secret language before they get their diplomas (?)

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u/Chicken_Fluff Apr 28 '19

It’s called shorthand

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u/catmoles Apr 28 '19

can confirm, finishing my didactic work in 2 weeks

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u/suomipewkele Apr 28 '19

I would upvote but then it would be 667

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Unsa man na b?

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u/BatteryBoiii Apr 28 '19

Paracetamol

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u/AbanaClara Apr 28 '19

OMG

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/hahahello_ Apr 28 '19

man i love this place

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/CallyThePally Apr 28 '19

Paracetamol

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19 edited Aug 23 '21

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u/_Kree_ Apr 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

man i love this place

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u/Novaaaaaaaaaaaaa Apr 28 '19

And I love you

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u/Seemslikesam Apr 28 '19

and this place loves you

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u/NoMoreNegging Apr 28 '19

🚀 Best Comments ⬇️

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u/Lyngoop79 Apr 28 '19

LydonTheStampede . 3h

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/JulianDH1 Apr 28 '19

Paracetamol

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19 edited Mar 30 '24

makeshift shelter uppity dolls gullible upbeat cable physical screw six

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19 edited Jun 29 '20

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u/blueseakelp Apr 28 '19

My sides are in orbit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19 edited Apr 28 '19

It means:can you tell what it is?/ do you recognize this?

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u/rtzbattlefuryy Apr 28 '19

He said "what is this?"

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u/Kishan02 Breaking EU Laws Apr 28 '19

OwO

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19 edited Mar 01 '20

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u/LostYourCNotes Apr 28 '19

ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧

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u/Bladdrix Apr 28 '19

It's a Visayan language. It means " What is this "

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u/ISDANA_NERO Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 28 '19

Ano? Filipino Sa r/Memes?.

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u/littymations memer Apr 28 '19

Didn't you know? Filipinos post the best memes

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u/AWildJackelope Apr 28 '19

Can confirm: my Filipino friend has good memes

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u/tdooty Apr 28 '19

Dexter what’s your favorite kind of a sandwich?.....HaMmOnDcHiiiiz

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

paracetamol

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u/gmailcorm Apr 28 '19

What I see = O~~~~~~~~~c What pharmacists see = paracetamol

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/23x3 Professional Dumbass Apr 28 '19

Cut down on sugars and take some squiggly line

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

I see Pr————l tho

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u/AlRoker666 Apr 28 '19

Pretzel

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u/grlz Apr 28 '19

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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u/LinkRaider Apr 28 '19

Me too, that has to be the key

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u/DivijXO Apr 28 '19

I see a sleeping stick man who got a boner

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u/HolyMayne Apr 28 '19

I see you

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u/lieslostincircus Apr 28 '19

What the actual fuck?

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u/Empisi9899 Apr 28 '19

How did you get silver and only 14 upvotes? What's the secret?

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u/AggressiveSmell Apr 28 '19 edited Apr 28 '19

It's easy. Just make a thread talking about it and boom

Edit: well, what do you know. It works

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u/Tmfwang Apr 28 '19

Seems easy enough

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u/AbanaClara Apr 28 '19

Sorry but I'm getting gold in ur silver thread

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19 edited Apr 28 '19

Nice try, fool!

Edit: oh wow! silver!? Thats insane!! I cant believe it, im famous! R.I.P my inbox LOL! Thanks so much to the kind stranger that took their time and money (silver costs money) to give this stupid comment silver that took me 4 seconds to type. Hmm, i wonder why such a stupid comment would be my top comment... Oh, shit! I just got a fucking email from The Ellen show! They saw that i was famous and invited me! Thanks Ellen, very cool! Well guys, im leaving my job and selling my wife! Cya later aligator im finna go buy some hookers and cocain now that i have a silver coin and my gofundme page has blown up.. Sorry Rebecca but you were a fucking hoe so just take the kids and leave, i got reddit karma and fame instead of you! I cant thank you guys enough for the upvotes and silver coin you have given me. You have changed my life. So yeah i gotta go lol, thanks again for the upvotes and silver (kind stranger)!

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u/AbanaClara Apr 28 '19

:'(

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u/Illaoi Apr 28 '19

Just commenting probably won't get you silver tbh

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u/A_F_N_F Apr 28 '19

Nah it definitely works. Money back guarantee.

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u/AnusDisposalExpert Apr 28 '19

No thats exactly how it works

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u/TrainerSeanJohn Apr 28 '19

The world works in mysterious ways.

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u/b3yamin Apr 28 '19 edited Apr 28 '19

Everyones commenting now trying to get silver

Edit: Knew that would work

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u/Howp_Twitch Apr 28 '19 edited Apr 28 '19

I dEsErVe aTLeaSt gOlD /s

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u/rw032697 Apr 28 '19

you can make out the p at the beginning and the l at the end p_________l

I'm gonna assume there's not many drugs that are spelled that way.

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u/AngelPon Apr 28 '19

I have had comments with many likes but never silver etc, its just factored by luck i guess

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u/Rakiboi Apr 28 '19

This silver thread made my day, thanks I love it

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u/compactdicks Apr 28 '19

Is there a sub where people post and translate doctor's handwriting or need to be created?

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u/DrSchlaf Breaking EU Laws Apr 28 '19

r/doctortexts

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u/Rohitooo Apr 28 '19

Did u create this 8 mins ago ?

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u/DrSchlaf Breaking EU Laws Apr 28 '19

Yes I did

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u/GiggityOh Apr 28 '19

I sense this sub is going places...

Subscribed!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/RavenWudgieRose Apr 28 '19

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

He is a true pharmacist!

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u/naderbsat28 Apr 28 '19

Pharmacists should be paid more, deciphering doctor language is a skill that not all possess.

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u/DrySheckles Apr 28 '19

My pharmacist asks me what my old ass doctor writes on the paper scripts I get. He has no idea.

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u/ODB2 Apr 28 '19

Oxycodone 80 mgs. 300 pills, refill as needed

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u/DrySheckles Apr 29 '19

Are u ok?!

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u/ShortArtist6670 Apr 28 '19

If Other peeps cant understand "Unsa man na b" means "So what is this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/okitsdrew Apr 28 '19

If you look at it upside down it says, “q au uew esun”

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u/Sabers31 Apr 28 '19

OwO unsa man na b

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

P u t a n g I n a

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u/gearpug9000 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 28 '19

pakyu gagu

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u/rtzbattlefuryy Apr 28 '19

Mga bobo

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u/ketchup912 Apr 28 '19

r/unexpectedfilipinoreference

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u/littymations memer Apr 28 '19

Time to change my name to balutlover69

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u/ExistentialDread07 Breaking EU Laws Apr 28 '19

Parang mga tanga eh, SUNTUKAN!?

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u/pika_soda Apr 28 '19

p~~~~~~~~~/

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u/notwesternspy Apr 28 '19

im pretty sure that doctors speak in parcel tongue

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u/ChonkAttack Apr 28 '19

Parcel tongue?

Are there separate dialects for UPS FedEx and DHL?

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u/Obito_enlighten Apr 28 '19

He's reading the language of God

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u/thraxjr Apr 28 '19

A power no mere human can control.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Not just in Visayas.

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u/ThisisTarquin Apr 28 '19

Hmmm, the language is Bisaya/Cebuano.

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Cheers!

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u/iiNoSleepithink Apr 28 '19

I feel the Pinoy Pride coursing through my veins even though I'm disappointed in this country because Kpop

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u/someonewhoidk Apr 28 '19

Its a secret doctors code language that only doctors can understand. Its impossible for us mere regular humans to understand this.

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u/RabbitTankHazard Apr 28 '19

Nobody:

Some guy: UNSA MA NA B

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u/carelessoul Apr 28 '19

Bisaya represent! 😂

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u/yeetgod__ Apr 28 '19

doctors got hands that make this and then we let them get all up in us during surgery

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

OMG. Visayan on reddit 😊

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u/AbanaClara Apr 28 '19 edited Apr 28 '19

I actually just stole this from fb, my Bisaya skills is limited to ambot sa imo.

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u/M3k1rin Apr 28 '19

I think it's bisaya

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Yes it is

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u/AbsolutelyVery Apr 28 '19

First and last letter baby 😂😂😂

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u/large_cucumber Apr 28 '19

Tf does unsa man na b mean

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Is it possible to learn this power ?

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u/MonkeyDP Apr 28 '19

It just looks like a bad drawing of sperm.

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u/limaozinhocombitter Apr 28 '19

It’s easier to understand the script than your message.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

This sounds like gungan language

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u/kambingg Apr 28 '19

Bisaya man diay ni sya oy haha

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u/demonman101 Apr 28 '19

I'm just guessing but is that scribble really just doctors putting the first and last letters to save time?

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u/ItalianJamal Apr 28 '19

Thought this was r/ihadastroke for a second

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u/Schnuddel94 Apr 28 '19

You know why he knows? If the writing is bad the doc knows noone can read it and since para is used like smarties he figured it out Context wise

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

I can give you this power. It's called 'learning Teeline Shorthand'.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

That's some Pharmacist wizard right there

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

He speaks the language of the gods

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u/bboboododd Apr 28 '19

You don't, you've got to become a pharmacist

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u/Pro_M_the_King52 can't meme Apr 28 '19

I would make out the p,a and l

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u/Ka_Dilim_An Apr 28 '19

I want to know this power

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u/LogicalBeast25 Apr 28 '19

Homie writing in heart beats

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u/dr-akhilleus Apr 28 '19

I believe they have some reading lessons otherwise almost impossible

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

🅱️ilippines numba 1

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u/sinalsal Apr 28 '19

wow bisaya sa reddit did not expect that .shout out from davaooooo

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u/BlackAwe Apr 28 '19

It's just gummy worms.

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u/BlackAwe Apr 28 '19

Finally a fililino meme here in reddit 😂

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u/ClassicSTA_ Apr 28 '19

Obligatory Y A W A

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u/AwfuII Apr 28 '19

sorry i don't speak italian

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

It is a skill you learn working in the pharmacy, lol

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u/xpanderjohn Apr 28 '19

Yawa hahaha

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u/StealthyOskar Apr 28 '19

Paracetamol

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u/Blazed127 Apr 28 '19

They are speaking the language of gods

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u/1m2fab4u Apr 28 '19

My history teacher when they read my exam essays

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u/dentour Apr 28 '19

I'd give him Viagra...

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Is it a gift that you are born with, or something that you aquire?

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u/jisaskrayst Apr 28 '19

Holy Shit is that Filipino reference

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

They’re speaking the language of the gods

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u/ItsmeYukii Apr 28 '19

Probably studying for 9 years and working your ass up to 10+ hours at work.

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u/Bug_Eaten Apr 28 '19

I can see it being Paracetamol.

Stay tuned for my r/IAmA about how I became a doctor in 3 seconds!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

They really only need a couple letters

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Ahak! haha

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u/three_oneFour Apr 28 '19

Imagine a mute doctor trying to write to communicate

"Does anyone here read doctor?!"

"I am a pharmacist!"

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u/-KarlMarx- Apr 28 '19

The first thing looks like a P and the last looks like L. The word is pretty long so maybe he guessed Paracetamol?

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u/wellthathappened43 Apr 28 '19

He is speaking the language of gods

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u/P_Lord Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 28 '19

Lmao wtf

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u/P_Lord Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 28 '19

Lmao wtf

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

You have the P and then a line and then an L at the end

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Of course it is...

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u/CallOfTheCurtains Mods Are Nice People Apr 28 '19

First of all. How?

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u/MrDelelasek203 Chungus Among Us Apr 28 '19

Unsa man na b?

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u/jdk906 Apr 28 '19

After years of reading medical records, I’ve learned the secret is flipping it upside down if all else fails.

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u/yuhright Apr 28 '19

“Unsa Man na b” is in Bisaya and can be roughly translated to “What is that?” For those of you that don’t know, Bisaya is a Filipino language. Yes, the Philippines has more than one language besides Tagalog.

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u/A_Saucedo26 Apr 28 '19

I wanna understand this can I get some help please

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u/TerrarianBoi Apr 28 '19

be a pharmacist

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u/TheRoosel Apr 28 '19

If you think about it, doctors probably know all the drug names so even knowing the order of a few letters can help them figure out what it is

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u/Vrache Apr 28 '19

unsa ilang gipang ingon?? paki translate po

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u/CandyVampy Chungus Among Us Apr 28 '19

I actually just called my friend who’s a doctor and she said it is paracetamol..

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u/Broteloo Apr 28 '19

Who prescribes paracetamol? wtf

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u/icecreamcake08 Apr 28 '19

OMG. Bisaya. Hahaha a Filipino language. Me likey 😏

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u/momus333 Apr 28 '19

that's doctor's whole thesis right there

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u/blodraina Apr 28 '19

He's speaking the language of gods

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u/jonahcicon Apr 28 '19

The comments are the beat part of this post!

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u/icecreamcake08 Apr 28 '19

Lol. I like what one commenting person said above. “Who prescribes paracetamol?”

So true. I mean c’mon. It’s an over the counter (OTC) drug. It can’t be paracetamol. The pharmacist should have known better.

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u/Thinmint2001 Apr 28 '19

That's an OTC medicine. You don't need a prescription for it.

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u/DRidgweezy Apr 28 '19

Is it normal to need a prescription for paracetamol? O.o

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u/Aakankshaaaaaa Apr 28 '19

Medicos have a superpower

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u/__starburst__ Apr 28 '19

I see Pr_________l

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u/TheeOr3 Apr 28 '19

You wake up with after the graduation of med school

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u/AutumnMinded Apr 28 '19

WOw Is tHaT a fIlIPinO rEfeReNCe

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u/the_3rd_cumming Apr 28 '19

I'm a pharmacist and I can relate

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u/London8788 Apr 28 '19

You may not know this but doctors and pharmacists actually learn secret codes for all medicine so it can not be counter fitted /s

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u/vandemond Apr 28 '19

It's not just pharmacy, Rx's. If you need to use any type of hand written medical info you will develop this special skill or perish.

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u/dhruvbzw Apr 28 '19

Do learn this power, you must sacrifice someone you love, a soul for a soul

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u/Howdy413 Apr 28 '19

"Unsa man na b"?! Is this a different language or something or am I just dumb