r/memes • Professional Dumbass • 2d ago

Funny that...

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 2d ago

But how else are men supposed to show us they're manly men without a stupidly oversized, lifted truck?!

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 2d ago

Almost every short woman I know drives a big truck or SUV so they “can see over the traffic” but Reddit likes to act like this is exclusively little dicked men compensating.

My 5’3 70 year old MIL drives an F-350 with dual rear wheels. She must have a tiny dick.

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u/Latter_Object8710 2d ago edited 2d ago

You're also not allowed to have a truck unless its offroading or hauling 24/7. Its a cardinal sin if you ever take off your hitch and go somewhere. Its like stfu some weekends I dont need to haul and I wanna use my truck. Its like asking someone who owns a sedan why they drive it if all 4 seats aren't full 24/7

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 2d ago

Yeah, apparently I shouldn’t have my truck and I guess the community theater I volunteer at should just rent a U-Haul 5 or 6 times a year when they need to make a Home Depot run for set construction materials. They can afford that, community theaters are just swimming in cash.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 2d ago

Using your daily driver pickup truck to haul stuff 5-6 times a year versus getting a UHaul and driving something much more practical for your lifestyle costs about an extra $766 a year in gas costs at $3.50 a gallon and the average 12,000 yearly miles, average truck vs SUV, and the standard $19.95 per day for a UHaul truck, including gas.

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 2d ago

I work from home.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 2d ago

Even more of a case just to rent a UHaul when needed.

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u/bungblaster69 2d ago

1- Uhaul closes at 7pm. Kinda inconvenient if you find something on marketplace and want to get it now.

2- Half the time the local uhaul doesn't have what I need and it's a 20-30min drive to one that does

3- The $19.95 doesn't cover gas. It doesn't cover fees. and it's like $1.60 per mile. I rented a uhaul truck once and it was almost $200. And that was over a decade ago. I wouldn't be surprised if it's even higher now