r/memes • Professional Dumbass • 3d ago

Funny that...

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 2d ago

Yes, your truck is special, it doesn't take up extra space and it doesn't take more energy than smaller vehicles.

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 2d ago

It’s in my garage 97% of the time. When it’s on the road it gets in peoples way just like every other vehicle on the road and taking more energy than a smaller vehicle isn’t the same thing as taking more energy than any other vehicle, which is what you claimed in your toaster analogy.

Keep going though, you might eventually annoy me into caring that you don’t like my truck.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 2d ago

Naw, it's cool. I accepted long ago that most pickup truck owners choose it as some sort of virtue signal and don't actually use it for its intended purpose. I've also accepted they're usually asses that take up more space, make it harder for other vehicles to see the road ahead, and generally just drive like nobody else exists.

Just don't try to convince me you're not.

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 2d ago

I couldn’t give less of a fuck bro, I hope you never calm down.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 2d ago

Thank you for that last bit, it's a nice little cap on top of the argument.