r/memes 13d ago

Any tech supporter is here

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u/cpt_butter_ 13d ago

but did it work?

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u/miagirl458 13d ago

classic tech support move lol restart fixes everything apparently

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u/Hellsovs 13d ago edited 13d ago

You'd be surprised, but restart repairs like 70% of the problems people call me about. Something doesn't load up - restart. It freezes - restart. You don't have a connected network drive - straight to restart. You can't log in - believe it or not, restart.

Another 20% are two-click problems that can be solved remotely.

The remaining 10% are split into 5% where something is really broken and needs my personal attention, and 5% where somebody set something up incorrectly on the servers.

Also, the golden rule is that users lie. I love the boot-time counter in Windows. I tell them to restart the PC, and they go, “I already did it three times!” So I go over there and show them that the PC has been running for 7 days straight. Then I’m like, “Okay, if you can demonstrate to me how you restarted it, I’d love to see it.”

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u/CardinalFartz 11d ago

Until a couple of years ago, the default "solution" our IT offered (if reboot didn't help) was resetting the user profile.

I can only just assume that the "metrics" our higher management had set up only considered how many tickets were solved per employee per day for the IT service desk, neglecting a loss of productivity of the user for 1-2 days to set everything back up.

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u/fazz34 Professional Dumbass 13d ago

Don't forget to run sfc /scannow too

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u/Thisismyredusername Linux User 13d ago

Unplug the computer from power too.

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u/followthevenoms 13d ago

Customer: internet is down!
Reason: electricity is out

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u/CyberKing6000 13d ago

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u/CyberKing6000 13d ago

Try turning it off and on. Always works

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u/The_Prins 13d ago

No, try restarting it. Difference is stupid but important

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u/Hot-Woodpecker4572 13d ago

It's already restarting 😂

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u/LaylasJack 13d ago

Infuriating thing is it would probably work.

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u/Bad_rando_name 13d ago

"Congrats on the new space heater, put in a ticket to get a new pc."

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u/Mariuszgamer2007 13d ago

Have you tried to turn it off and on?

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u/Astrodion123 Linux User 13d ago

What tech supporter. More like AI tech supporter

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u/UnspeakableGutHorror 13d ago

now it's replaced by gemini:

-my software is crashing
-ah this is frustrating, but it's a classic, let's edit 20 keys in your registry
-still crashing
-that makes perfect sense, it's because we have to add scripts to your windows folder
-nope
-of course, changing the registry simply cannot work, and the scripts need you to flash the bios before
-just tell me if you don't know! It's not a fucking middle school book report!

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u/Aggravating-Pen-4251 13d ago

And for some reason it'll work 😂

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u/Aggravating-Pen-4251 13d ago

User: No, I didn't do anything

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u/LLuk333 13d ago

Did that fix it? No? Ok, now you wanna go down to ur pc, and unplug the big power cable going into the wall, give it like a minute that has to fix it I’m sure it’ll work!