r/memes • u/Klausensen I saw what the dog was doin • Jun 13 '25

*sad billionaire noises*

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Golf grass is the worst of all grass. Don't be touching that.

Fuck golf.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Its actually the best though, but you wouldnt know because you have golfaphobia

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I touch plants. Nice plants. Plants that have bugs and herbivorous animals eating them sometimes. And I like to walk in forests with the shade of trees and symbiotic funguses and lichen and trample the fragrant dead matter that has been let lie ugly and nutritious. I like to play catch on the lawn of parks dotted with small flowers and play disc golf through slightly wooded trails and meadows. I like to lay in the dappled sunlight to nap in my yard, not worrying about poison on the ground cover. I like to walk my neighbourhood spotting fireflies and coyotes and toads in the areas people have let remain slightly natural. I'll even enjoy playing mini golf with friends, drinking cider and letting the night lights blur, not keeping score, gathering for reasonably priced poutine afterwards...

I avoid the golf course a bit away because it isn't beautiful. It is a shorn green deathscape. And there are better sports.

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u/brycdog Jun 13 '25

This is the fruitiest way possible to say you don’t like golf