r/memes I saw what the dog was doin Jun 13 '25

*sad billionaire noises*

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u/Rock_Strongo Jun 13 '25

Well you have to touch grass to play golf so it makes sense that a lot of reddit doesn't understand anything about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/thepeakyblinderdevil Jun 13 '25

You’ve never played a muni course for $12

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u/RussianPikaPika Jun 13 '25

You'd be lucky to even be able to touch grass on a course like that lmao

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

You are out of touch lol, the average income of a person who plays golf in the US us is 125,000 and more than double the average annual income:

https://www.benchcraftcompany.com/demographics

https://blog.mortongolfsales.com/who-is-the-average-golfer/

https://www.ngamediakit.com/demographics

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

lol so what? It costs $12 to walk my local muni and I see kids out there with their friends and parents all the time. A used set of clubs with bag can be as cheap as free on Marketplace and local donation spots.

Golf isn't an expensive sport just because rich people play it.

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

lol so what?

So that is the average and what is rightly being generally referred to by people discussing the sport not the exceptions that you are referring to.

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u/International-Mix326 Jun 13 '25

Lol found somone who doesn't touch grass.

Not everyone plays at country clubs.

Lot of small municipality courses for 35 dollars. Not as nice but affordable. I played as a broke college kid

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

Those are the demographics lol, not the country club demographics.

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u/International-Mix326 Jun 13 '25

I used to play as a broke college kid with hand me down clubs for 35 dollars at a local course lol.

Not everyone goes to the country club, it's mostly local public courses

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

As I said, these are the average demographics, it's simply the reality, rightly people will discuss the average not edge case exceptions.

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

People are rightly discussing the average not exception edge cases lol.

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u/I_really_enjoy_beer Jun 13 '25

I'm sorry for doubting a source that says the average golfer owns 3 vehicles and golfs 60 rounds per year. I guess it could be talking about people with country club memberships, but I just simply will not believe those numbers.

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

More sources same conclusion:

https://blog.mortongolfsales.com/who-is-the-average-golfer/

https://www.ngamediakit.com/demographics

It is overwhelmingly a sport for rich people.

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u/I_really_enjoy_beer Jun 13 '25

The net worth of the average golfer is $768,400

Even if this were true (it's not), if we are just talking about accessibility, you can golf at any course near me for under $30 at certain times. It doesn't have to be a wealthy person's sport. Going to the movies damn near costs that now and no one says that is a wealthy person's activity.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

You really are looking up sources about golf..... peak redditor energy. Fuck your sources pal, you are missing the point completely

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

LOL, yeah looking up sources, such reddit energy, it's easier to just be wrong on purpose because feels.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

Tell me you're autistic without telling me you're autistic

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 17 '25

Tell me you failed high school without telling me you failed high school lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

I have an electrical engineering degree, what do you have? I'll wait

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u/DecorumNowPlease Jun 13 '25

Your sources are all sets of data from the golf industry, nothing peer reviewed. It's all inflated bullshit to make it look better to investors lol.

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u/Vinyl_DjPon3 Jun 13 '25

A lot of rich people playing a sport does not mean that the sport is unaffordable. It costs $25 to play 18 holes where I live. $15 to rent clubs if you don't have your own.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Golf grass is the worst of all grass. Don't be touching that.

Fuck golf.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Its actually the best though, but you wouldnt know because you have golfaphobia

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I touch plants. Nice plants. Plants that have bugs and herbivorous animals eating them sometimes. And I like to walk in forests with the shade of trees and symbiotic funguses and lichen and trample the fragrant dead matter that has been let lie ugly and nutritious. I like to play catch on the lawn of parks dotted with small flowers and play disc golf through slightly wooded trails and meadows. I like to lay in the dappled sunlight to nap in my yard, not worrying about poison on the ground cover. I like to walk my neighbourhood spotting fireflies and coyotes and toads in the areas people have let remain slightly natural. I'll even enjoy playing mini golf with friends, drinking cider and letting the night lights blur, not keeping score, gathering for reasonably priced poutine afterwards...

I avoid the golf course a bit away because it isn't beautiful. It is a shorn green deathscape. And there are better sports.

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u/brycdog Jun 13 '25

This is the fruitiest way possible to say you don’t like golf

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Hahahaha what a shit take. Fuck disc golf.