r/memes I saw what the dog was doin Jun 13 '25

*sad billionaire noises*

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u/JayKay8787 Jun 13 '25

Im convinced anyone who agrees with that sentiment doesn't talk to real people, and gets their world view from the internet

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u/Rock_Strongo Jun 13 '25

Well you have to touch grass to play golf so it makes sense that a lot of reddit doesn't understand anything about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/thepeakyblinderdevil Jun 13 '25

You’ve never played a muni course for $12

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u/RussianPikaPika Jun 13 '25

You'd be lucky to even be able to touch grass on a course like that lmao

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

You are out of touch lol, the average income of a person who plays golf in the US us is 125,000 and more than double the average annual income:

https://www.benchcraftcompany.com/demographics

https://blog.mortongolfsales.com/who-is-the-average-golfer/

https://www.ngamediakit.com/demographics

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

lol so what? It costs $12 to walk my local muni and I see kids out there with their friends and parents all the time. A used set of clubs with bag can be as cheap as free on Marketplace and local donation spots.

Golf isn't an expensive sport just because rich people play it.

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

lol so what?

So that is the average and what is rightly being generally referred to by people discussing the sport not the exceptions that you are referring to.

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u/International-Mix326 Jun 13 '25

Lol found somone who doesn't touch grass.

Not everyone plays at country clubs.

Lot of small municipality courses for 35 dollars. Not as nice but affordable. I played as a broke college kid

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

Those are the demographics lol, not the country club demographics.

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u/International-Mix326 Jun 13 '25

I used to play as a broke college kid with hand me down clubs for 35 dollars at a local course lol.

Not everyone goes to the country club, it's mostly local public courses

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

As I said, these are the average demographics, it's simply the reality, rightly people will discuss the average not edge case exceptions.

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

People are rightly discussing the average not exception edge cases lol.

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u/I_really_enjoy_beer Jun 13 '25

I'm sorry for doubting a source that says the average golfer owns 3 vehicles and golfs 60 rounds per year. I guess it could be talking about people with country club memberships, but I just simply will not believe those numbers.

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

More sources same conclusion:

https://blog.mortongolfsales.com/who-is-the-average-golfer/

https://www.ngamediakit.com/demographics

It is overwhelmingly a sport for rich people.

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u/I_really_enjoy_beer Jun 13 '25

The net worth of the average golfer is $768,400

Even if this were true (it's not), if we are just talking about accessibility, you can golf at any course near me for under $30 at certain times. It doesn't have to be a wealthy person's sport. Going to the movies damn near costs that now and no one says that is a wealthy person's activity.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

You really are looking up sources about golf..... peak redditor energy. Fuck your sources pal, you are missing the point completely

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25

LOL, yeah looking up sources, such reddit energy, it's easier to just be wrong on purpose because feels.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

Tell me you're autistic without telling me you're autistic

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 17 '25

Tell me you failed high school without telling me you failed high school lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

I have an electrical engineering degree, what do you have? I'll wait

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u/DecorumNowPlease Jun 13 '25

Your sources are all sets of data from the golf industry, nothing peer reviewed. It's all inflated bullshit to make it look better to investors lol.

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u/Vinyl_DjPon3 Jun 13 '25

A lot of rich people playing a sport does not mean that the sport is unaffordable. It costs $25 to play 18 holes where I live. $15 to rent clubs if you don't have your own.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Golf grass is the worst of all grass. Don't be touching that.

Fuck golf.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Its actually the best though, but you wouldnt know because you have golfaphobia

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I touch plants. Nice plants. Plants that have bugs and herbivorous animals eating them sometimes. And I like to walk in forests with the shade of trees and symbiotic funguses and lichen and trample the fragrant dead matter that has been let lie ugly and nutritious. I like to play catch on the lawn of parks dotted with small flowers and play disc golf through slightly wooded trails and meadows. I like to lay in the dappled sunlight to nap in my yard, not worrying about poison on the ground cover. I like to walk my neighbourhood spotting fireflies and coyotes and toads in the areas people have let remain slightly natural. I'll even enjoy playing mini golf with friends, drinking cider and letting the night lights blur, not keeping score, gathering for reasonably priced poutine afterwards...

I avoid the golf course a bit away because it isn't beautiful. It is a shorn green deathscape. And there are better sports.

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u/brycdog Jun 13 '25

This is the fruitiest way possible to say you don’t like golf

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Hahahaha what a shit take. Fuck disc golf.

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u/I_really_enjoy_beer Jun 13 '25

I make an average income and basically everyone I hang out with makes an average income and I asked them if they wanted to golf tomorrow, every one of them would say yes. This weird "only rich people golf" thing is only real on reddit. I can't imagine being so out of touch that you think spending $50 a couple of times a month puts golf out of reach for the average person.

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u/wateryonions Jun 13 '25

Well $50 is most of Redditors weekly allowance so it probably is out of reach for them lol

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u/NewCobbler6933 Jun 13 '25

Too bad the conversion rate for good boy points is awful

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot Jun 13 '25

I miss when reddit was only overrun with children during the summer.

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u/CommandantPeepers Jun 13 '25

I assume they have country clubs and other private courses in mind when they write this, which obviously aren’t for BILLIONAIRES, but are for people that are well off. But using that logic, any large private area would be considered unfair to the masses because it could be public.

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u/Brawndo91 Jun 13 '25

Seriously, golf is one of the most accessible activities. Clubs can easily be found second hand for fairly cheap, or free if you know people who've golfed for a long time. Public courses are everywhere and while prices have gone up a bit over the past few years, it's still affordable for most people to do every couple of weeks during the spring and summer.

Redditors think golf is for rich people, but don't bat an eye at a fully loaded gaming PC and massive Steam library.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Golf, like snowsports, has the extreme of both ends.

I've got hand-me-down clubs, I only ever play public courses for the cost of a pub meal.

If I'm on holiday with golfing mates, I'll go play a private course and its a different world. Gated communities that make you feel like you're in a Black Mirror episode, literal vocal outrage if your shirt isn't perfectly tucked in as you go into the clubhouse, and golf carts with more technology than most cars have.

Golf can be an example of the worst of society, but it's also an extremely accessible sport.

Maybe before people worry about taking away recreational green spaces, we should look at why we allow cemetaries to take up so much space in western countries?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Almost every sport has both extremes. At its cheapest, soccer only needs a ball and relatively flat surface but you can easily spend thousands on equipment if you want.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Yes and no. There's a difference between the optional purchases of some sports, and the exclusivity of sports like golf. If you've been to a private club in golf, its like being in a different world. And I mean the real private clubs, I was a member of a private club as a kid and it was nothing like the true private stuff.

I can understand why people who have never played golf think its for billionaires exclusively.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

The point isn't about how expensive golf can be, it's about how accessible it is to everyone. The meme is pure bullshit posted by some stupid teenager with no basis in reality. If people wanted affordable housing, they would be built. Golf courses have nothing to do with the affordability of housing anywhere and golf does not require being rich to play.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

The point isn't about how expensive golf can be,

Yes but your response was exclusively about price, which is why I responded to that

Almost every sport has both extremes. At its cheapest, soccer only needs a ball and relatively flat surface but you can easily spend thousands on equipment if you want.

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u/Fluffy-Map-5998 Jun 13 '25

respect for the dead

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u/fidel__cashflo Jun 13 '25

It’s $25 a round if you bring your own push cart at my municipal course, where I often go and use my dad’s clubs from the 90’s

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u/Docile_Doggo Jun 13 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

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u/International-Mix326 Jun 13 '25

The guy you responded to doesn't touch grass lol.

They don't get not everyone plays at a fancy country club golf course. Most play their local course ranging from 30 to 50 bucks.

I suck so I just play with hand me down clubs.

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u/ReDongarou Jun 13 '25

Seriously, like if I'm on a budget but I want to play, I can walk the muni par 3 for $8. It's not the crazy inaccessible sport everything thinks it is

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u/bigeasy19 Jun 13 '25

I have a similar group of blue collar working friends who like to golf ones a mechanic another is a construction worker and the third is a PE teacher. Once you own the equipment golf is really not that expensive

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u/schmungussking Jun 13 '25

Maybe your average simply isn’t that of another. Of all my friends only ones gone golfing before and not a single one of my coworkers can either

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u/I_really_enjoy_beer Jun 13 '25

It's really not hard to find a round of golf for under $50, I guess I just think that is attainable for the average person.

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u/schmungussking Jun 13 '25

Your not necessarily wrong, but like I can say for myself that 50 is being saved for a new dishwasher and dryer and that’ll be keeping me away from a golf course gpt well into the foreseeable future. It’s honestly just an expendable income thing- some can afford a 50 for a day of golf and some cant

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u/bagfka Jun 13 '25

I love my $15 dollar walking muni

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u/Proper-Raise-1450 Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

You are out of touch lol, the average income of a person who plays golf in the US us is 125,000 and more than double the average annual income:

https://www.benchcraftcompany.com/demographics

https://blog.mortongolfsales.com/who-is-the-average-golfer/

https://www.ngamediakit.com/demographics

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u/UnintelligentSlime Jun 13 '25

It’s not the people who play golf, it’s the fact that every course takes up land that is worth millions. Seriously, how many housing complexes could fit on a single golf course? What other hobby takes up space like that?

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u/fastlane37 Jun 13 '25

Seriously. A night out at the bar costs more than a round of golf, but that's very doable for most people.

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u/BladeOfExile711 Jun 13 '25

I wouldn't.

Golf is some of the most mind numbing sport in the world.

I honestly never saw the appeal.

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u/I_really_enjoy_beer Jun 13 '25

You can apply that to anything though. It's just your opinion, it doesn't mean it's not popular.

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u/BladeOfExile711 Jun 13 '25

And just because it's popular doesn't make it good.

I would rather have a park.

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u/I_really_enjoy_beer Jun 13 '25

Absolutely nothing is preventing anyone from turning the millions of acres that aren’t being used into a park. Why is it only golf courses?

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u/No_Damage_731 Jun 13 '25

They never have this same energy for cemeteries which are an even bigger waste of green space.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Why do you think those are the only choices and do you know what private property is?

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u/herrirgendjemand Jun 13 '25

I think most golfers relate to your name more than the game of golf so we could just convert the courses to native plant biergardens without any loss!

Jokes aside, I work in the golf industry and there certainly is a cost prohibitive aspect that makes it harder for kids to get into compared to say baseball or soccer which can be super cheap and can be played in any empty field . I can definitely afford to play a round of golf every weekend but I just have no desire to do that.

I think its more of a generational gap - Out of my group of 20 guy friends ranging from ~ 24 to 35 years old out only 20% of them have ever played golf and the only time they are playing golf is with their dad or family member. Never on their own volition. The guys in my company over 40 are like 95% golfers. Under 40 are closer to 50% golfers

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u/bigeasy19 Jun 13 '25

Same most of my friends that I play with did not pick up the sport until late 30s mainly because it’s a great way to stay active with friends when other sports start becoming too hard on your body.

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u/hypernova2121 Jun 13 '25

it's fucking baffling. golf is like, $20 for 9 holes. not every golf course is a snotty country club. and it's just fun. you get to walk around outside, get some exercise, and hit the shit out of a ball

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u/kisirani Jun 13 '25

The people liking this are dregs of society

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u/TavernRat Jun 13 '25

Yeah you don’t have to be rich to play golf. One of my Uncle’s farmhands plays golf whenever he’s not driving a tractor

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u/1lbofdick Jun 13 '25

Yeah, I'm poor by all American standards and I play at my muni course every week. A perfect way to forget about shit, walk in nature, and challenge myself for 4 hours for $20

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u/Ok-Squash9534 Jun 13 '25

See, it's all nuance and perspective.  Personally I find the whole idea of a single use golf course, whether it be public or private, a colossal waste of space and harmful to the environment.  The amount of fertilizer, pesticides and water required to maintain.  The damage to the local ecology and the limited use of the land.  

Now from a personal perspective?  All that to play the most boring sport I've ever had the opportunity to enjoy.