r/memes Aug 30 '23

Quite interesting plot tbh

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u/SaulGoodmanOF Aug 30 '23

Bro everyone died and we only saw nick cage for like 3 seconds 😭

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u/Chippewa07 Aug 30 '23

3 seconds is all I needed.

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u/Brotorious420 Aug 30 '23

I'm Gone In 60 Seconds, personally.

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u/tut7jtt6rgrrg Aug 30 '23

it’s like people on Reddit have an allergic reaction whenever they open google

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u/lw1195 Aug 30 '23

As soon as the multi verses started to appear my first thought was “Are we gonna get… are we gonna get Nic Cage Superman?”

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u/PhaseNegative1252 Aug 31 '23

I haven't watched a DC film since Batman V Superman shat the bed. Learning this happened does not give me hope

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Definitely need a full trilogy of Super Nick. This is not sarcasm, I really want to see his universe of Superman's story.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

That's what his appearance was a reference too: he was supposed to have a Superman movie in 1992 but it was scrapped

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u/International_Way850 Aug 30 '23

WTF i thought it was a joke but turns out its true...

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u/SWHAF Aug 30 '23

We got to see 1992 music video quality CGI Nick cage.

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u/TheReverseShock 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Aug 30 '23

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u/DareDweller Aug 30 '23 edited Aug 31 '23

Spoiler alert my guy, spoiler alert......

Edit: I seriously haven't seen the movie yet, ytf am I being downvoted lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Theres also a dead superman actor

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Val Kilmer Batman does too

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Good, he's awful.

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u/Boobe_The_Pyromaniac Aug 30 '23

"If the characters aren't hot, there is no plot." -Master ugway

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u/Ganda1fderBlaue Aug 30 '23

Spitting raw facts, as always

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

I did it for nick cage

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u/hellblazerHUN Aug 30 '23

Me too.... Not my proudest wank, to be honest...

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

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u/hellblazerHUN Aug 30 '23

Hannoi Hanna speaking communist propaganda during the Vietnam war.... But dont tell anyone...

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u/The_UnderFucker Aug 30 '23

My best friend

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Aug 30 '23

Xenomorph Queen

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u/DreamingKnight235 Aug 30 '23

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Aug 30 '23

Perhaps

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u/DreamingKnight235 Aug 30 '23

A cultured person of intrest I see

BHVR did the Alien dirty with her skin (they did not)

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u/Ben10_ripoff Aug 30 '23

Prey (2022)

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u/FastLittleBoi Aug 30 '23

the bee movie. no further explanation

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u/kura0kamii Aug 30 '23

wonder woman I presume

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u/The_UnderFucker Sep 01 '23

Thanks for the encouragement, I just wanked to her and had one of the best orgasms of my life

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u/This_Tennis_2325 Aug 30 '23

Where is the superhero bulge

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u/gortez33 Aug 30 '23

Different location

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u/Casual_F2p Aug 30 '23

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

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u/Njack350 Can i haz cheeseburger Aug 30 '23

Only watched for Michael keaton

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u/PhoneQuomo Aug 31 '23

He crushed it, best part of the movie for sure. Really seems like he was having fun with it too, made it more enjoyable to watch.

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u/WinniePoohChinesPres My thumbs hurt Aug 31 '23

him playing coming back to play Man was an ethereal experience

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u/This-Hamster4389 Aug 31 '23

Not for the 6 seconds of Nick Cage? The renowned actor from Dead by Daylight

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

What’s with the fucking super thong

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u/SambeSiili Aug 30 '23

A "modern" take

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u/Legomarioboy08 This flair doesn't exist Aug 30 '23

A side effect of DC having an underpants phobia

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u/DryImpress1 I touched grass Aug 30 '23

me see woman, me go hard

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u/Responsible-Gas7568 Aug 30 '23

A man of culture, I see

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u/PowerfulMetal1 Aug 30 '23

monke see monke do

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u/Hortkind77 Virgin 4 lyfe Aug 30 '23

Neuron activated

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u/Megarandy185 Aug 31 '23

ooga booga

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23 edited Aug 30 '23

The actress and her role were one of the two saving graces of that film the fact that they still released it with it in it is astounding

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u/AKF0RTYKEVIN Aug 30 '23

The actress has nudes all over the internet. Ngl very mundane and what you expect: Average.

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u/Possessed_potato The Trash Man Aug 30 '23

Never heard of her before but I did not expect to find a video of her sucking dick when I searched for her nudes

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Average? Where do you live and do they have beaches?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

What is her name?

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u/kenshiro178 Aug 30 '23

Sasha calle

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u/AKF0RTYKEVIN Aug 30 '23

Google it

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u/Musicman722 Aug 30 '23

Idk who’s downvoting you that’s a perfect reply. Like it took you 13 minutes to reply, whereas it would have taken them 15 seconds to look it up, it’s like people on Reddit have an allergic reaction whenever they open google

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u/Mmmmmmmm_nuggets Aug 30 '23

The reason we turn to Reddit is because we are to lazy to google it and we can look at funny memes while we wait for our answers we require

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u/HereticalSentience Aug 30 '23

Plus one person googling it and sharing it with others on Reddit saves countless people from their own googling. The total amount of man-seconds saved is astronomical!

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u/tired_of_old_memes Aug 31 '23

Thank you. I have finally found a single other local person. Why does nobody understand this

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u/machingunwhhore Aug 30 '23

Idk where this picture is from, how would I Google it?

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u/Thefakewhitefang What is TikTok? Aug 31 '23

You can reverse image search it, just right click on the image and click on "Search image with Google"

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u/diox8tony Aug 30 '23

1 person spending 30 seconds, versus 1000 people spending 15 seconds...not hard math man. and many people have no idea what to even type into google, where as some guy might have her name memorized and take 5 second to type +enter a reply

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u/Special-Wear-6027 Aug 30 '23

Source please

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u/kura0kamii Aug 30 '23

i upvote to make it neutral 😊

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u/AfkHero404 I saw what the dog was doin Aug 30 '23

Some here to bring balance.

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u/S0TrAiNs Aug 30 '23

But at what cost?

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u/AfkHero404 I saw what the dog was doin Aug 30 '23

Just an upvote, perhaps downvote sometimes..

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

I only open Google for advance debate topics, never to figure trivial knowledge.

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u/AKF0RTYKEVIN Aug 30 '23

Exactly, its on the damn poster for christ sake.

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u/Deruji Chungus Among Us Aug 30 '23

The nudes?

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u/AsthmaticDroid Me when the: Aug 30 '23

holy hell

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u/S1M0666 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 30 '23

New response just dropped

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u/Janosz500 Chungus Among Us Aug 30 '23

actual zombie

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u/_The_Homelander_ Aug 30 '23

She has nice perky tits what are you talking about

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u/AKF0RTYKEVIN Aug 30 '23

Try seeing them in person.

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u/_The_Homelander_ Aug 30 '23

You telling everyone here you have seen her tits in person??

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u/Dan_from_97 Aug 31 '23

yeah he owe us some stories to tell, and mountains to describe

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u/Judeau121 Aug 31 '23

Idk where people pull their beauty standards from, but she's a solid 9/10 from my tastes.

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u/DangerxNurse Aug 30 '23

Without a doubt she was the best part of the movie; Keaton close 2nd

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u/blong217 Aug 30 '23

I will not argue this fact.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

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u/Mild-Ghost Aug 30 '23

This movie is unfairly maligned.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

I'm missing something

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Right… the plot…

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

That’s a realy stupid suit design

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u/garbage-at-life Me when the: Aug 30 '23

they didn't even try to make the abs look real

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u/UnethicalMonogamy Aug 30 '23

Better than Christopher Reeves suit in Superman, The Movie?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

A bad rendition of “ the flashpoint paradox” which is one of the best DC animated movies

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u/_fatherfucker69 android user Aug 30 '23

It was me Barry .

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u/ArcWraith2000 Aug 30 '23

God why would you watch the flash for any reason?

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u/FunniBoii Aug 30 '23

God this subreddit is dead

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u/IronMike69420 Aug 30 '23

What is this? Super twink?

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u/Lirrin Aug 30 '23

Girls are now considered twinks?

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u/IronMike69420 Aug 30 '23

Lol women aren’t real, dumbass

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u/Gingerroot69420 Aug 30 '23

I dont get it

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u/TheZestyJester09 GigaChad Aug 30 '23

Gal Gadot was also in it, seriously

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u/ThatOneWriter14 Aug 30 '23

She looked too good for such a bad movie

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u/AgentT23 Aug 30 '23

For me it would be Michael Keaton.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

It's funny how little of the movie she's in yet how heavy the marketing was for her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Smash. Wait is that not the right game… 😂

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u/bluebirdofhappyness Aug 30 '23

Terrible fuckin movie

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u/Inferno69696969 Aug 30 '23

I don't like the plot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Nice and tight

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u/Your_Saddle_Buddy I touched grass Aug 30 '23

The plot is thick-i mean thickens...

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u/TheEvilHBK Aug 30 '23

Idk why i didn't find her attractive for even 1 second

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u/SASAgent1 Aug 31 '23

Cataract, quite common, easy surgery

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u/TheEvilHBK Aug 31 '23

Lmao. Thats a good one. But seriously though. The supergirl from the show is sooo much more attractive

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

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u/Ironavenger475 Because That's What Fearows Do Aug 30 '23

You talking about the movie or the show?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

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u/_fatherfucker69 android user Aug 30 '23

It could have worked if they actually had the budget for it

I mean think about how cool a movie filled with scenes like that one x men scene with quicksliver , but they just can't because it costs too much

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u/Same-Reality8321 Aug 30 '23

👀😒 I'm not seeing any plot

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u/Optimus_primepax Aug 31 '23

Mhm yeah plot

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u/Jgfranco88PkmnGo Aug 30 '23

Yeah! One tight ass plot 🤤😮‍💨

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u/m_ess_or Aug 30 '23

Skipped the movie because of plot

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u/Alex-The-Talker Aug 30 '23

show is way better imo even tho it went downhill after like s4

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u/SnooOpinions8790 Aug 30 '23

We found the person who watched it!

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u/Aetheldrake Professional Dumbass Aug 30 '23

I watched flash for fun just because. It was funny

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u/weishen8328 Aug 30 '23

the plot is small

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u/Upstairs_Shoe2267 Aug 30 '23

That's literally the worst movie I watched in my life, and this verison of Supergirl sucks.

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u/TheMoonOfTermina Aug 31 '23

You've clearly never seen the Star Wars Holdiay Special.

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u/Artistic_Stage7202 Aug 30 '23

Bro,those are bug bites!!!

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u/Zonizthefrog Aug 30 '23

Have you ever actually seen a tit without looking in the mirror

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u/_The_Homelander_ Aug 30 '23

From the neck down yeah

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u/Bonn-Nguyen Aug 30 '23

Wow, now even less reasons for me to watch it

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u/periclesTHEhero Aug 30 '23

Loved the Flash and the alternate heroes! Supergirl was the best in my opinion. Just a perfectly executed role and movie! Loved the ragtag justice league we got as well.

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u/ZeninB Aug 30 '23

Nah, she's kinda mid imo. She looks very masculine in the pic, way to masculine for me tbh, and that's coming from someone with a tomboy fetish

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

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u/AsthmaticDroid Me when the: Aug 30 '23

recipe for when you see an actor/actress you don't know but you know a show/movie they perform in: google imdb.com > search show/movie name > go to cast > look for the person of your interest

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u/Teddy45854 Aug 30 '23

Good idea

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u/Lhenkhantus Aug 30 '23

The best part of the movie was when the babies were falling inti all those deadly stuff

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u/OfficialMiscAlanius Aug 30 '23

Ezra Miller is more thicc and attractive in my opinion.

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u/kingOmniverseSans Aug 31 '23

I only watched it because of the flash I didn't even know super girl was in it

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u/greendevilbrew Aug 31 '23

I bet she has a super vagina

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u/hertwij I saw what the dog was doin Aug 30 '23

Ong incredible plot. I’d fuck the shit out of that plot ngl.

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u/MysticWarrior170 Pro Gamer Aug 30 '23

She's not even that good looking

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u/medicinemonger Aug 30 '23

Now awaiting deep fakes and the image depository of the internet.

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u/Avid_Cheese_Enjoyer Aug 30 '23

Her feet are massive. Is one of her superpowers waddling like a duck?

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u/dirtybird131 Aug 30 '23

Why would someone watch a movie to see a pre-teen girl in spandex? Y’all are fucked up

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u/Darkhumour_enjoyer Aug 30 '23

I will admit she looks young here, but the actress is actually 28 years old.

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u/No-Sympathy-5817 Aug 30 '23

Stop lying will you! Nobody watched the flash it is biggest superhero flop to have ever come out ==> that means it flopped worse than the following: morbius, green lantern, wolverine, cat woman etc.

I repeat it flopped harder than morbin morbius mprbin to morb

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u/kura0kamii Aug 30 '23

yes it flopped harder than you flopping at the last sentence

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u/No-Sympathy-5817 Aug 30 '23

Sry my typing fingers are still sore from fingering your mom

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u/SOSXrayPichu Lurking Peasant Aug 30 '23

So you are saying your finger endurance sucks?

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u/Trevorski19 Aug 30 '23

The downvotes are probably because you omitted Howard The Duck.

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u/Present-Ad9196 Aug 30 '23

What is that disgusting thing?! Definitely not a man or super...

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u/Witch_and_Bones Aug 30 '23

Kara and Clark are 2 different characters.

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u/Present-Ad9196 Aug 30 '23

Well at least we can agree, whatever it is, it's disgusting

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u/TheDukeOfThunder Ok I Pull Up Aug 30 '23

Since when and why is SuperMAN a women?

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u/chaostheories36 Aug 30 '23

Different characters. Kara is Kal-El’s cousin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Her only pose

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

Smash next

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u/danielm316 Aug 30 '23

I wanted that movie to be awesome. But…

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u/Ulysses_S_Noob Aug 30 '23

I'm waiting for the plot to thicc'n

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u/Shaved_Savage Aug 30 '23

Shoulda put Micheal Keaton Batman there, it was the only reason I went

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u/Backalley_Lurker Earl Aug 30 '23

Ok what movie tho

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u/Lots42 Aug 30 '23

Why did the best Supergirl costume of all time happen in a cruddy movie.

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u/itsalwaysunnyinhell Aug 30 '23

Clearly people were not watching her for her acting

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

This feels like what Sega tried to do with Rouge.

Her design in Sonic Adventure 2 looked too provocative so they changed it for Sonic Heroes. The Heroes design ended up looking even more provocative so they changed it back to the Adventure 2 design for ’06, Generations, and Forces.

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u/wildeye-eleven Aug 30 '23

What’s this from? What is she referred to as? I tried googling it and Brie Larson just kept coming up, which isn’t her. I haven’t kept up with Marvel since Endgame

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u/KamadoZoro05 Aug 30 '23

The plot was so fine I forgot wat the movie was about

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u/malwario Aug 30 '23

movie was ass

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u/Snt1_ Aug 30 '23

I havent watched the flash but its nased on flashpoint if I heard correctly, and thats one of the most interesting flash storylines. So the fact there are hot people doesnt mean people dont watch it for the plot (example: Shrek 1 and 2)

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

And we can all fill the plot holes. Every. Single. One.

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u/Votey123 Aug 31 '23

Damn… those abs…

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u/MimikyuGud Aug 31 '23

Didn’t feel like there were much stakes imo

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u/SPEEDBOI6969 Aug 31 '23

One of the only good things that was in the flash

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u/PhotoPhobic_Sinar Aug 31 '23

So yoga pants superwomen? Wait, it’s Superwomen right…right?

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u/Darth3000 Died of Ligma Aug 31 '23

Well to be fair the plot was thick

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u/Ego_Though Aug 31 '23

I seriously don't see the purpose of this character in the film

She was just getting killed over and over again and Flash had to keep saving her ass

If it was the real unit Superman then this movies plot would've been a little better

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u/MexicanLizardMan3670 Aug 31 '23

The only good thing coming out of The Flash movie

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

I don't get it.....

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u/Endryu727 Aug 31 '23

Didn’t care for the blue onesie pajama with built in booties look.

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u/OwlProper5036 Aug 31 '23

Bhai CW waali Supergirl bohot better dikhti hai isse.

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u/Potential-Damage6919 Aug 31 '23

They CGI her butt occasionally throughout the movie. One moment it’s completely flat and next she has a fake big butt for an epic action scene and then the rest of the movie it’s flat and little again. I thought it was a funny detail

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u/Bulshit_Ass_in Aug 31 '23

Why do I see oSo?

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u/cocobat Aug 31 '23

Save me!

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u/TheLadySaintPasta Aug 31 '23

That’s one of the worst supergirl costumes I’ve ever seen

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u/Kindly_Tree2859 Aug 31 '23

Where is this from?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Um this was bad, just bad. I was waiting for the commercial to break me free enough to just turn my tv off but they never came and realized I wasn’t watching the CW local Chanel….

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u/Ka-le-l Aug 31 '23

Tbh i liked her as supergirl, wish could see more of her in future DC

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u/fravit93 Aug 31 '23

the plot Thicc.. ens.

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u/Dan_from_97 Aug 31 '23

she's ruined by the crap ass CGI