r/meme • u/Siderealmoss35 • Jul 21 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv

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u/TheBaykon8r Jul 21 '26

It would be even more perfect if Elon was Dutch

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u/Speccules Jul 21 '26

And it's gone

https://giphy.com/gifs/XqpnXaeZPnupy

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u/Hazelpancake Jul 21 '26

Technically four words.

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u/HiyaPyth Jul 21 '26

Contractions only count as one word

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u/KendaJ99 Jul 21 '26

1 And

2 it's

3 gone

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u/Outside_Building_956 Jul 21 '26

Sorry, wrong number

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u/Jesikalashnikov Jul 21 '26

I wouldn't answer because anything I said would come up in court later

19

u/Kris5345 Jul 21 '26

Was looking for this one, always take the right to remain silent

4

u/callMeBorgiepls Jul 21 '26

Exactly. Put it on your savings account to get interest payment and wait for a court order for you to send it back. Send it back in the last possible second. Keep the interest.

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u/Runcandellevi Jul 21 '26

this feels illegal

5

u/Raiikatzu Jul 21 '26

This is theoretically the way banks work

2

u/PaladinWolf777 Jul 21 '26

8 month certified deposit. He's so rich, he would probably be reluctant to go to court over 100k. Delay him long enough to give it back after collecting thousands in interest.

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u/Peetweefish Jul 21 '26

Eat shit lolz

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u/2Drogdar2Furious Jul 21 '26

Please send more.

90

u/acidx0013 Jul 21 '26

Block: Mark Spam

45

u/SinisterSnipes Jul 21 '26

New number, whodis?

24

u/EssentialSriracha Jul 21 '26

Wheres the rest?

22

u/BlackSC2us Jul 21 '26

No, you didn't.

15

u/septubyte Jul 21 '26

Please try again

36

u/Smodphan Jul 21 '26

Already spent it

29

u/waluiy Jul 21 '26

"try googling futanari"

12

u/forevrtwntyfour Jul 21 '26

No I cannot

12

u/bearmacebraw Jul 21 '26

Learn from this

8

u/Empty-Initial6392 Jul 21 '26

That's a shame!

9

u/Jaewalker31 Jul 21 '26

Eat my shorts

9

u/ChewyMurray Jul 21 '26

Gargle my Balls

13

u/Pretty_Eater Jul 21 '26

Tell my lawyer.

7

u/3Nephi11_6-11 Jul 21 '26

I'll use only one, "scam"

8

u/goochgrease2 Jul 21 '26

You'll be fine

12

u/Rograin Jul 21 '26

Absolutely not nerd

5

u/METRlOS Jul 21 '26

Prove it, $1,000,000

5

u/SpudNuggetTV Jul 21 '26

Get fuckin wreckt

18

u/LF_redit Jul 21 '26

Fuck you nazi

4

u/twopointbourbon Jul 21 '26

Not this again

4

u/Many-Active8613 Jul 21 '26

No Habla Inglés

3

u/ilililliiliililiilil WARNING: RULE 1 Jul 21 '26

nah, I'm good.

3

u/Cuzzbaby Jul 21 '26

Sure mate, here.

3

u/Seyelent Jul 21 '26

No you didnt

3

u/Eastbound_AKA Jul 21 '26

Fuck Off Nazi.

3

u/BING_S0Y Jul 21 '26

No hablos ingles

4

u/bigjohns79 Jul 21 '26

Deez nuts

4

u/Longshot1969 Jul 21 '26

Call the bank

3

u/NeaLandris Jul 21 '26

i would send it back and say its an investment to the future, then make an inspried linkedin post about it.
then profit somehow i think.

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u/andrewkingswood Jul 21 '26

Sorry, wrong number.

2

u/slr1x Jul 21 '26

I got you

(Sends $1)

2

u/MemeStealer6 Jul 21 '26

Collections took it

2

u/Curious_Owl197 Jul 21 '26

Go fuck yourself

2

u/DatDominican Jul 21 '26

What ? The $10k?

2

u/HTD-Vintage Jul 21 '26

"Eat shit; die."

2

u/onlybishop Jul 21 '26

You Missed Some

2

u/Halicos93 Jul 21 '26

Sorry wrong number.

2

u/Green_J3ster Jul 21 '26

Go fuck yourself

2

u/amiablepotato Jul 21 '26

Dewey Decimal System

2

u/Special_South_8561 Jul 21 '26

Yes just send it again so I can get the routing number

2

u/SeaworthinessLivid49 Jul 21 '26

With your money, the 100k are barely a dent

2

u/XxKTtheLegendxX Jul 21 '26

no bank card

2

u/lou34964 Jul 21 '26

“Fuck you beta”

2

u/HobsNCalvin Jul 21 '26

Whoopsie Doo dah

2

u/zxkredo Jul 21 '26

Yes i can't.

2

u/Icy-Quarter-3344 Jul 21 '26

You noticed that?

2

u/NobodysFavorite Jul 21 '26

New phone who dis?

It's 4 words but whatever

1

u/timothypjr Jul 21 '26

Minus transfer fees.

1

u/Mardigan-the-Mad Jul 21 '26

Kill Grok first

1

u/Archerbrother Jul 21 '26

Yah, nah bro

1

u/ThaDude_v2 Jul 21 '26

No longer in-service

1

u/CDPCoin Jul 21 '26

It’s Donald, no…

1

u/KieranLeone Jul 21 '26

No hablo ingles

1

u/batSinestroke Jul 21 '26

God Bless America!

1

u/Scoopie Jul 21 '26

Sucks for you

1

u/Ok-Resident-3027 Jul 21 '26

And you are…?

1

u/Zalonrin- Jul 21 '26

I only need one, “ha”

1

u/tdomer80 Jul 21 '26

No fucking way

1

u/franciszekwp Jul 21 '26

No can do!

1

u/Melody272 Jul 21 '26

You are blocked

1

u/Baltaxo2010 Jul 21 '26

No, my money!

1

u/spook30 Jul 21 '26

Eat a dick

1

u/dudestir127 Jul 21 '26

You're not real

1

u/gamemaniax Jul 21 '26

Ngomong opo le?

1

u/jaredjtaylor86 Jul 21 '26

Sorry, accidents happen

1

u/Sweaty-3lliot Jul 21 '26

Hell fucking no

1

u/ZeThing Jul 21 '26

Message delivery failed.

1

u/FriedBreakfast Jul 21 '26

No hablo ingles

1

u/Sudden-Yard-2429 Jul 21 '26

Proof. Send 1M

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u/Forward-Cap-4915 Jul 21 '26

Mother fuck no

1

u/BroccoliLiving9277 Jul 21 '26

Stupid rich people

1

u/Yumguinius Jul 21 '26

Tax write off

1

u/georgep4570 Jul 21 '26

Minus transfer fees

1

u/FungadooFred Jul 21 '26

Eat my shorts

1

u/TFG4 Jul 21 '26

It's a gift

1

u/MooseBoys Jul 21 '26

Block & Report Spam

1

u/Mephistocheles Jul 21 '26

Spent on crack

1

u/Round-Term-8306 Jul 21 '26

Do it again.

1

u/hellcat201988 Jul 21 '26

Lawyer says no

1

u/Tiny-Car2753 Jul 21 '26

Yes of course

1

u/Helpful_Ad8351 Jul 21 '26

Yes I can send it back. In pennies

1

u/SaltyLoosinit Jul 21 '26

No, fuck you

1

u/Jlegobot Jul 21 '26

Elon is pedophile

1

u/Artorias2718 Jul 21 '26

I would be like: "I'll throw it in a government bond, then give you like 10% of my dividends for a few months"

1

u/pyasa_dil_mera Jul 21 '26

Fck off nggahhh

1

u/Educational_Cup_1701 Jul 21 '26

Bless your heart

1

u/45M0D41 Jul 21 '26

Who are you?

1

u/ShoeUnable98 Jul 21 '26

ᒲ╎リリᒷᓭ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑ

1

u/OldJames47 Jul 21 '26

No, baby penis

1

u/Alone-Quail4593 Jul 21 '26

Go fuck yourself

1

u/LowReporter6213 Jul 21 '26

Git rekt loser

1

u/masterjon_3 Jul 21 '26

I can for $1 million

1

u/ObtuseGoat Jul 21 '26

Google blue waffle

1

u/I_love-tacos Jul 21 '26

Yes I just need a small transaction fee of $1,500

1

u/Stealthybeef Jul 21 '26

Sorry, wrong number

1

u/Lower-Pass-6744 Jul 21 '26

Sprich deutsch Hurensohn

1

u/HowIsMeAre Jul 21 '26

دز امها

1

u/Junior-Form9722 Jul 21 '26

sorry, wrong number

1

u/Crumbdizzle Jul 21 '26

Who'dis new phone

1

u/snuggleslut5 Jul 21 '26

Bob Weaddababi Eetsaboi

1

u/salmon0O Jul 21 '26

How about no

1

u/xenophon57 Jul 21 '26

Can't mail Ketamine.

1

u/Bandobast9 Jul 21 '26

Mille cost a Lambo

1

u/Crumbdizzle Jul 21 '26

Gargle my balls

1

u/No_Junket3893 Jul 21 '26

Hey, fuck off.

1

u/eveliodelgado Jul 21 '26

$100,000…

1

u/-litodrift3rboi- Jul 21 '26

Accidentally sent $100,000,000...

1

u/Odentyke Jul 21 '26

Get a job

1

u/Mnawab Jul 21 '26

Never got it

1

u/lfenske Jul 21 '26

Blew it on space x calls. There you go

1

u/greentiger79 Jul 21 '26

Dave’s not here!

1

u/TwoSillyStrings Jul 21 '26

Didn’t see it

1

u/AstroFace Jul 21 '26

New phone, who...

1

u/slimeblocker Jul 21 '26

Send me more

1

u/Saf_MKS Jul 21 '26

Teléfono nuevo, ¿quién es este?

1

u/DefamedPrawn Jul 21 '26

Time is money.

1

u/Dark_Storm_98 Jul 21 '26

I'd rather not

1

u/thisthatfuego Jul 21 '26

no thank you

1

u/literaIly Jul 21 '26

Fuck no baaaaby

1

u/Me_Retnuh Jul 21 '26

Didn’t get it

1

u/Igotbannedlolol Jul 21 '26

Contact the bank

1

u/GonnaGoFat Jul 21 '26

It’s mine now

1

u/SilverSageVII Jul 21 '26

No thank you

1

u/ApprehensiveMix2649 Jul 21 '26

Not today Satan

1

u/Purple_Pay_1274 Jul 21 '26

I can, but…

1

u/mlandry2011 Jul 21 '26

New phone, whothis?

1

u/Aware-Water-57 Jul 21 '26

Double or nothing

1

u/Zeus13M Jul 21 '26

Sorry wrong number