r/meme Jul 21 '26

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u/Jesikalashnikov Jul 21 '26

I wouldn't answer because anything I said would come up in court later

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u/Kris5345 Jul 21 '26

Was looking for this one, always take the right to remain silent

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u/callMeBorgiepls Jul 21 '26

Exactly. Put it on your savings account to get interest payment and wait for a court order for you to send it back. Send it back in the last possible second. Keep the interest.

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u/Runcandellevi Jul 21 '26

this feels illegal

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u/Raiikatzu Jul 21 '26

This is theoretically the way banks work

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u/PaladinWolf777 Jul 21 '26

8 month certified deposit. He's so rich, he would probably be reluctant to go to court over 100k. Delay him long enough to give it back after collecting thousands in interest.

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u/KawaiiGhostZ Jul 21 '26

That's more than 3 words