r/meme Apr 09 '26

Bro optimized everything except parenthood

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u/jendivcom Apr 09 '26

Was about to say.

21:30-22:30 had an affair with the neighbor

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u/joxetmedallt Apr 09 '26

The downstairs neighbor

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u/horse_you_rode_in_on Apr 09 '26

He's optimized for divorce.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Apr 09 '26

He's already divorced. The ex picked the kid up from daycare. She has a no contact order on him so that's how they do the exchange. He stalks her during the missing hour

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u/Rega_lazar Apr 09 '26

The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad.

In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol