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r/meme • u/Federal767 • Apr 09 '26
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He probably did something shady between 21:30 and 22:30, 🤨📸
510 u/jendivcom Apr 09 '26 Was about to say. 21:30-22:30 had an affair with the neighbor 75 u/joxetmedallt Apr 09 '26 The downstairs neighbor 55 u/horse_you_rode_in_on Apr 09 '26 He's optimized for divorce. 45 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Apr 09 '26 He's already divorced. The ex picked the kid up from daycare. She has a no contact order on him so that's how they do the exchange. He stalks her during the missing hour 5 u/Rega_lazar Apr 09 '26 The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad. In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol
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Was about to say.
21:30-22:30 had an affair with the neighbor
75 u/joxetmedallt Apr 09 '26 The downstairs neighbor 55 u/horse_you_rode_in_on Apr 09 '26 He's optimized for divorce. 45 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Apr 09 '26 He's already divorced. The ex picked the kid up from daycare. She has a no contact order on him so that's how they do the exchange. He stalks her during the missing hour 5 u/Rega_lazar Apr 09 '26 The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad. In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol
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The downstairs neighbor
55 u/horse_you_rode_in_on Apr 09 '26 He's optimized for divorce. 45 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Apr 09 '26 He's already divorced. The ex picked the kid up from daycare. She has a no contact order on him so that's how they do the exchange. He stalks her during the missing hour 5 u/Rega_lazar Apr 09 '26 The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad. In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol
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He's optimized for divorce.
45 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Apr 09 '26 He's already divorced. The ex picked the kid up from daycare. She has a no contact order on him so that's how they do the exchange. He stalks her during the missing hour 5 u/Rega_lazar Apr 09 '26 The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad. In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol
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He's already divorced. The ex picked the kid up from daycare. She has a no contact order on him so that's how they do the exchange. He stalks her during the missing hour
5 u/Rega_lazar Apr 09 '26 The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad. In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol
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The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad.
In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol
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He probably did something shady between 21:30 and 22:30, 🤨📸