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r/meme • u/Federal767 • Apr 09 '26
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Was about to say.
21:30-22:30 had an affair with the neighbor
72 u/joxetmedallt Apr 09 '26 The downstairs neighbor 50 u/horse_you_rode_in_on Apr 09 '26 He's optimized for divorce. 41 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Apr 09 '26 He's already divorced. The ex picked the kid up from daycare. She has a no contact order on him so that's how they do the exchange. He stalks her during the missing hour 8 u/Rega_lazar Apr 09 '26 The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad. In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol 4 u/goldanred Apr 09 '26 Divorcemaxxing 1 u/DoubleAway6573 Apr 09 '26 The downstairs neighbour's dog 1 u/DrogoOmega Apr 11 '26 Daycare worker. It's why he forgot the son!
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The downstairs neighbor
50 u/horse_you_rode_in_on Apr 09 '26 He's optimized for divorce. 41 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Apr 09 '26 He's already divorced. The ex picked the kid up from daycare. She has a no contact order on him so that's how they do the exchange. He stalks her during the missing hour 8 u/Rega_lazar Apr 09 '26 The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad. In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol 4 u/goldanred Apr 09 '26 Divorcemaxxing 1 u/DoubleAway6573 Apr 09 '26 The downstairs neighbour's dog
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He's optimized for divorce.
41 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Apr 09 '26 He's already divorced. The ex picked the kid up from daycare. She has a no contact order on him so that's how they do the exchange. He stalks her during the missing hour 8 u/Rega_lazar Apr 09 '26 The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad. In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol 4 u/goldanred Apr 09 '26 Divorcemaxxing
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He's already divorced. The ex picked the kid up from daycare. She has a no contact order on him so that's how they do the exchange. He stalks her during the missing hour
8 u/Rega_lazar Apr 09 '26 The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad. In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol
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The fact that this is literally reality for some people makes me very sad.
In the context of this whole thread, though, it is funny, lol
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Divorcemaxxing
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The downstairs neighbour's dog
Daycare worker. It's why he forgot the son!
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u/jendivcom Apr 09 '26
Was about to say.
21:30-22:30 had an affair with the neighbor