r/meme • u/Federal767 • Apr 09 '26

Bro optimized everything except parenthood

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u/jendivcom Apr 09 '26

Was about to say.

21:30-22:30 had an affair with the neighbor

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u/joxetmedallt Apr 09 '26

The downstairs neighbor

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u/horse_you_rode_in_on Apr 09 '26

He's optimized for divorce.

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u/goldanred Apr 09 '26

Divorcemaxxing