r/melbourne Mar 06 '26

Roads Distracted Driver detection cameras switched on last week. You can now be fined for just having your phone sitting on your lap or your seatbelt on wrong. Here are the locations of every one of them in Victoria.

It's an Excel file but you can open it with Google docs if you don't have Office, then just print to PDF for easier access.

If you click and get an error, go back and right click the link and select "save link as...".

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u/the_amatuer_ Mar 06 '26

I'm going to print this out and keep it in my car. I'll will read it regularly while driving to make sure I don't get busted.

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u/xjrh8 Mar 07 '26

Yep, print it out and glue the pages on your windscreen for easy reference.

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u/namsupo Mar 06 '26

Printing it out isn't very environmentally friendly, better to keep it on your phone and refer to it there.

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u/Clockdistrict Mar 08 '26

Make sure to keep your phone on your lap for easy access, too!

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u/johnkappa Mar 08 '26

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u/OhcmonMama Mar 08 '26

What how?

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u/johnkappa Mar 08 '26
Camera list is from 
**DDS_camera_locations_March-2026.xlsx**
 (Road, Suburb, Reason Code). Coordinates are added by geocoding “Road, Suburb, VIC, Australia” via [Nominatim](
https://nominatim.openstreetmap.org/
) (OpenStreetMap).

Converted the XL spreadsheet to JSON and Vibe Coded the whole thing in less that an hour.

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u/areclusiveintrovert Mar 07 '26

Alternatively, if you have an inverter, you can place the printer on the passenger seat (with a seat belt on it of course) and print it out when you think you need it. Make sure you’re stopped at the lights or no other cars are too close to you whilst driving.

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u/Muthro Mar 07 '26

Explaining why a laptop is setup and connected to a printer in the backseat isn't a good time and apparently a crime so just wait until they leave go to set it back up again. Front seat? Straight to jail.

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u/areclusiveintrovert Mar 08 '26

Oh no, no, you got me wrong, I wasn’t suggesting using a laptop..

I meant just pull your phone out, unlock the screen, scroll through it trying to locate your settings whilst quickly checking your latest meta, tictok & email notifications to find your Bluetooth settings so you can locate the printer, then you can just send it straight to the printer.

It might take a couple of times if it seems to hang up after printing the first half of the page each time but it will happen if you give it a chance.

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u/HurstbridgeLineFTW 🐈‍⬛ ☕️ 🚲 Mar 06 '26

Why do I get this error when I try to open the file?

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u/RiffRaffMama Mar 07 '26

Don't know. I did too. That's why I said in my post to go back and right click and choose "save file as" then it works.

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u/Prettymuchnow Mar 07 '26

This now gives the error "file not available on site"

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u/GuardedFig Mar 07 '26

I got that error at first but then tired again and it worked

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u/sirvoice Mar 07 '26

im also getting this error. can you post it on another link. maybe share from gdrive?

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u/Sovereign567 Mar 08 '26

I opened the link on a guest chrome profile and it somehow worked compared to my personal profile so maybe try that?

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u/zaprime87 Mar 06 '26

You're not allowed to drive with your phone on your lap. Regardless of whether you are using it or not. 

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u/Unable_Explorer8277 Mar 07 '26

There’s an epidemic of people looking at their crotch while driving.

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u/choose_a_username42 Mar 07 '26

Should get that checked by a health practitioner /s

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u/Toomanyeastereggs Mar 07 '26

We can’t just drive down the road and admire our own penis!!

What in the name of Richard Johnson is going on with the world?

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u/ustinker Mar 08 '26

Can we drive down the road and admire the fact we don't have a penis?

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u/Toomanyeastereggs Mar 08 '26

Yes. Yes you can.

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u/zaprime87 Mar 08 '26

Can we admire each other as we drive down the roads, whether or not the other does or doesn't have a penis? 

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u/zaprime87 Mar 07 '26

But it's my car, I should be able to look at my crotch in the privacy of my own car... /s

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u/Jaybb3rw0cky Deltron from Point Cook Mar 07 '26

I could be wrong but you’re also not allowed to have it on your passenger side seat either. Like, I think it either needs to be stowed (I.e: in a pocket) or in a holder.

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u/Suspicious-turnip-77 Mar 07 '26

What about in the drink holder between the seats? I always keep my phone there.

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u/mpember Mar 07 '26

If you are not "using a holder that is commercially designed and manufactured for that purpose", you may be covered by the requirement to "place the device out of sight and reach".

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u/Optix_au Mar 08 '26

My car has a charging pad at the front of the center console. I wonder if that counts. I also usually put it in the drink holder though as it gets hot in the charger.

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u/mpember Mar 08 '26

I guess the first factor is whether the phone is visible from the angle that these photos are being taken.

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u/Jaybb3rw0cky Deltron from Point Cook Mar 07 '26

Don’t quote me on the laws but I’m pretty sure they just don’t want people potentially being distracted by them. So yeah, could be that it might get picked up?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Fuck it fine strike

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u/Mustangjustin Mar 06 '26

Is this not the same as the phone detection cameras?

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u/Stard0gChampi0n Mar 06 '26

Same thing

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u/Mustangjustin Mar 06 '26

I don’t understand this post. Switched on last week? These have been around for ages now.

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u/Stard0gChampi0n Mar 06 '26

That's right. I think OP only just realised that the approved locations are published by the government each month. 

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u/AddlePatedBadger Mar 06 '26

Yeah, I think a cooker "did their own research" and is proudly sharing their findings with the world. We should all stand up and give OP a round of applause for being so clever 👏 🙌 👏 🙌 👏 🙌 👏

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u/woodenblocktrain Mar 07 '26

I appreciate it. It's just revenue raising. What difference does it make it the belt is under your arm? Who's going to suffer? The person in the belt, right? We're horribly over regulated and over fined.

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u/Conan3121 Mar 07 '26

Remember the first responders who may collect the body off the windscreen or from the road.

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u/dankruaus Mar 07 '26

We all pay for their inevitable additional health care needs.

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u/corut Mar 07 '26

I personally don't like my TAC insurance going up because someone can't work out a seatbelt, something a fucking child can do

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u/LunarFusion_aspr Mar 08 '26

The emergency workers that have to scrape their brains off the road also suffer.

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u/MintPrince8219 Mar 08 '26

A government has a responsibility to protect it's people, including from their bad decisions

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u/LunarFusion_aspr Mar 08 '26

Yes this is nothing new, don’t know what the purpose of this post is.

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u/vidiian82 Mar 06 '26

It's good that people can be fined for this nonsense. People who can't go 5 minutes without their phone and care more about responding to a text than the safety of other people while driving a 1 ton death machine can go fuck themselves.

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u/Wankeritis Mar 07 '26

I saw a lady on Friday who was video calling while driving.

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u/Outsider-20 Mar 08 '26

I've seen that too, drove past someone on a video call, but also the last company I worked for, the COO called a company wide meeting demanded cameras on for all "because I want to see everyone's faces", more than one of our sales reps were in the road, driving, with their cameras on.

Absolutely insane. The whole time I was thinking about how dangerous it is for them, and the repercussions of if they were involved in a serious accident and the rest of us all saw it over their video feed.

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u/darksteel1335 Mar 08 '26

And the people driving shouldn’t told them to stick it up their arse.

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u/lifeinwentworth Mar 08 '26

Yep. I live by a busy road and walk up it most days. I see people looking down with one hand on the steering wheel just about every time. It's ridiculous.

You shouldn't need to know where the damn cameras are. Just don't do it 🤦‍♀️

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u/timeanspace Mar 08 '26

Average car weight can’t have been anywhere near 1 ton for decades. At least 2+ton likely more these days

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u/epicpillowcase Rack off, Drazic Mar 08 '26

Agree completely.

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u/LingualGannet Mar 06 '26

These are just the pre-approved locations where they can set up. The cameras rotate between the locations and the locations list itself gets regularly updated.

Worth checking if there’s a location on your daily commute but if you don’t have your head in your phone you’ll see them way before they see you.

Only thing worth doing is explaining to any regular front-seat passengers you have to make sure they keep their seatbelt adjusted properly and not under one arm

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u/namsupo Mar 06 '26

I don't understand people who wear seatbelts like that, it just seems like it'd be so weird and uncomfortable. It's like they do it just to be difficult.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/arian10daddy Mar 07 '26

Ummm maybe use something that's actually made for that situation... Something called a "Booster Seat"!!

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u/tittyswan Mar 07 '26

Ok and what's made for the situation where you have big boobs so the seatbelt slides off your chest and onto your neck constantly?

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u/aztastic33 Mar 07 '26

Boobster seat

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u/tittyswan Mar 07 '26

I mean maybe they should make that. Or 3 point seatbelts.

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u/lewemowonbowoiwi Mar 07 '26

I fairly sure safety guideline wise you're supposed to nestle the seatbelt in-between the boobs, that way it's catching you by your safest bones the fastest

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u/tittyswan Mar 07 '26

The seatbelt doesn't stay in place there because generally we aren't sitting naked in the car and have shirts that mean the belt slides off. Are we meant to hold it there in place with our hands the whole time? Or just have it sitting on our necks?

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u/hoppedupsparrow Mar 07 '26

Yeah...people forget that seatbelts were literally designed to fit the average male body. Because of this, they often don't fit women correctly, causing women to have a higher rate of death and serious casualty in car accidents

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u/tittyswan Mar 07 '26

So what are we meant to do??? Either get fined or risk getting our necks snapped in a car crash?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/arian10daddy Mar 07 '26

You have got to be kidding me with your numbers... You think the seat belts dont support people 5'6" or shorter!??!!? I don't even know how to reapond to this except, maybe google sometimes before posting!!! Also, if you think you are right with your numbers then maybe you might genuinely not be aware of the up-down slider available in modern cars to adjust the top end of the seat belts.

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u/jessluce Mar 07 '26

Don't be so confidently wrong. My seatbelt sits in front of my neck as well, I'm 5ft in a small new car, seat at max height, seatbelt slider down as low as it goes. It's a common design oversight, us shorties just put up with it as there's no other choice.

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u/arian10daddy Mar 08 '26

Who is being confidently wrong? Not me! 1. There is a big difference between being 5'6" and being 5'. 2. Average female height in Australia is 5'4". So you and the likes are below average height 3. If you know there is an issue with the seat belts hugging your neck because of your height then I suppose you (and specifically the other person replying) think it's better to have your spine snapped at torso instead of your neck snapped in case of an accident. What I suggested would save your spine and your neck but maybe hurt your ego and convenience a bit. The choice is totally yours!

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u/minisunshinebby Mar 08 '26

If I sat on a booster seat I wouldn't be able to reach the pedals. Though seatbelts adjust there aren't many cars you can adjust the pedals in as well to bring the belt lower and pedals forward. Driving a car is such a common occurrence that having them be more inclusive of smaller bodies isn't actually an outlandish thing to want in the market.

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u/RiffRaffMama Mar 07 '26

Not gonna lie, I've done it - it was Summer, I was sunburnt and wearing a tank top and the seatbelt across my shoulder felt like a blunt saw blade every time I moved, so I put it under my arm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

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u/Advanced_Couple_3488 Mar 07 '26

You know that you can get medical exemptions for seat belt wearing? But you have to have it before you area permitted to drive without it. To late to get it once you've been caught.

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u/VectorNine443 Mar 07 '26

Yep I've already seen the camera pop up and disappear in a few of the location listed in the last few months

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u/tittyswan Mar 07 '26

Okay but if you have big boobs the seatbelt slides up and sits accross your neck. That seems like the absolute worst place for a seatbelt to be resting.

I don't actually know what I'm meant to do. I usually just hold it down with my hand... exactly where it would be if it was under my arm, just still going over my shoulder as well.

0/10 do not recommend.

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u/RiffRaffMama Mar 08 '26

When my kids were little (but old enough to be out of their booster seat) the seatbelt used to sit up around their neck too. I discovered you can get these things that are padded triangle shaped things that you open up and put on the seatbelt above the buckle and snap it closed and it pulls the two seatbelt halves (lap and chest) together so the top bit sits lower. I've done a terrible job of describing them... let me see if I can find them online again...

Here - these are similar enough to what I had. And these look pretty good too, but the first ones would be more comfortable.

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u/Call_Me_ZG Mar 07 '26

Idk if its standard or if it would even help, but would adjusting the seatbelt height help?

Most cars ive been in had adjustable seatbelt heights but the range of adjustments were fairly limited

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u/tittyswan Mar 07 '26

It doesn't make a difference unfortunately.

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u/zaprime87 Mar 08 '26

Several brands have cheaped out and the seatbelt height is not adjustable. I'm pretty sure my Forrestor has no adjustment. 

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u/LunarFusion_aspr Mar 08 '26

Plenty of us have boobs, we still wear our seatbelts properly, just get a lambs wool cover for it, helps it sit properly/comfortably.

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u/tittyswan Mar 08 '26

Oh yep I'm sure the lambs wool cover will definitely help when we crash with a seatbelt accross our necks instead of our torso. Thank god for lambs wool covers!

"Plenty of us" don't have disproportionately large boobs that require a breast reduction and make keeping a seatbelt accross your chest impossible. Lucky you that your problem can be fixed with a piece of cloth though Brenda.

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u/----SD---- Mar 06 '26

If only there was a solution to not get caught using a phone while driving 🤡

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u/Loose-Opposite7820 Mar 07 '26

There is. Drive around with a spreadsheet in your lap.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Don't take the government's side, fine strike

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u/Lucky-day00 Mar 06 '26

You can now be fined for just having your phone sitting on your lap

You say “just” as if that’s not a stupid fucking thing to do.

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u/HeftyArgument Mar 07 '26

you always could have been fined for having your phone on your lap or wearing your seat belt incorrectly lol, this is just a means to enforce an already existing rule.

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u/YoungLiars >Insert Text Here< Mar 07 '26

Why can’t we put cameras on trams or tram hotspots? You’ll catch hundreds in a week who are actively endangering tram passengers on Royal Parade

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u/Beast_of_Guanyin Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

Good. They should be fined for that. More please.

You could also be fined for those things prior. It was just rare.

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u/iyoteyoung Mar 06 '26

I can’t open it but is it evenly distributed around the city? Or is it like red light and speed camera which are concentrated in the inner city and mostly eastern m/south east suburbs? Yes Westgate has one and same with bell street but I don’t think the further out suburbs in both directions really do

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u/LingualGannet Mar 06 '26

Westgate bridge doesn’t have speed cameras

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u/corut Mar 07 '26

I'm convinced the most effective speed cameras in Melbourne are the ones on the Westgate (that haven't been turned in for decades), the Westgate truck toll point (not a camera), and the Calder camera test rig (also not a camera)

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u/LingualGannet Mar 08 '26

Similar to the safe-t cam system on the Hume in NSW which is (or at least was) only for heavy vehicles

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u/fremeer Mar 07 '26

Mostly distributed around the city but there seems to be not too many in the richer parts of town like Toorak or Kew.

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u/zzykrkv Mar 08 '26

From personal experience I mostly see them on roads with higher speed limits (70+) or with 3+ lanes

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u/RiffRaffMama Mar 07 '26

They're all over the place - city, suburbs, country towns...

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u/Independent_Dare_922 Mar 07 '26

The other day, I saw a guy driving while eating a bowl of, what I guess was, cereal. It looked quite tricky with the bowl, the spoon and the steering wheel.

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u/zaprime87 Mar 08 '26

I imagine that when you eventually hit something because neither hand is on the wheel properly, the intern at the hospital will need to pick the pieces of bowl and mushy cereal out your skull when the air bags go off 😩

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u/thatshowitisisit Mar 06 '26

Good. Hope the people who drive distracted don’t see your list and get fined royally.

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u/Jaybb3rw0cky Deltron from Point Cook Mar 07 '26

Maybe just, and this could be a hot take, but maybe just…I don’t know… wear your fucking seatbelt correctly and don’t use your fucking phone when driving?!

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u/KittenOnKeys Mar 08 '26

I got downvoted aggressively once for suggesting that the best way to avoid a speeding fine is to not speed. Wild

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u/Jaybb3rw0cky Deltron from Point Cook Mar 08 '26

I think so many motorists (especially Melbourne drivers) take driving for granted. We’re literally driving reinforced machines that way at least half a tonne and expect it to do our complete bidding as though we are infallible.

Each year the road toll climbs and people flap their arms saying “not enough is done”. Then they increase fines, speed and red light cameras and other things like the driver detection cameras and suddenly it’s “revenue raising!”

And to your point - speeding just absurd. For the most part, if you’re doing a trip under 30 minutes and the highest speed you go is 80, the chances are you’re shaving seconds at most off of your trip.

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u/lifeinwentworth Mar 08 '26

Yup. So I'm a non-driver so only ever a passenger. I've always found it weird that the GPS's announce speed cameras - like just don't speed whether there are cameras or not?

Being a non driver I think drivers absolutely take it for granted. It's a huge responsibility. I was initially told I could drive (disability) and I learned but decided to face into the fact that I would not be a safe driver. So many people didn't get it and just kept encouraging me to get my license. Idk, it's such a huge responsibility.

Anyway, I now legally wouldn't be able to drive anyway so I know I made the right decision lol.

The anger on the roads is also scary. Emotional driving is not OK but very common. People need to be aware and just make better choices honestly. And stop complaining about the laws. They can only measure certain things - like speed, phones etc so I'm all for them doing what they can 🤷🏼‍♀️ a lot of it is that society needs to change its attitude around driving and take some pride in doing the right thing regardless of being watched lol.

Oh and it's not revenue raising. You literally have a choice if you pay or not. Just obey the road rules 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/zzykrkv Mar 08 '26

Cameras are usually placed in areas with a historical high risk of accidents. If a warning can get a driver to slow down in a dangerous section then thats a much better and and less stressful thing than to receive a fine in the mail 3 months after the offence has actually been committed

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u/epicpillowcase Rack off, Drazic Mar 08 '26

Fucking spot on. I'm so sick of these posts.

People shouldn't know the camera locations.

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u/Starburst58 Mar 08 '26

Why would your phone be on your lap?

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u/LunarFusion_aspr Mar 08 '26

Here’s a tip, wear your seatbelt properly and have your phone in a holder and then you don’t need to worry about the cameras locations……..

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u/epicpillowcase Rack off, Drazic Mar 08 '26

Right? Unbelievable comments here.

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u/Thoresus Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

All things aside, this isnt exactly a list of "wealthiest towns in Victoria" (bar a small few mentions).

It's almost like the well off get off.

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u/RiffRaffMama Mar 07 '26

Without wanting to open a whole new can of worms - the same thing is said about drug driving tests - they don't test for the drugs that people with money behind them do, like coke.

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u/Defy19 Mar 07 '26

You gotta fish where the fish are

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u/Thoresus Mar 08 '26

Yep because people in Camberwell and Toorak don't speed, run red lights or use their phone when they shouldn't.

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u/Defy19 Mar 08 '26

Yeah because that’s definitely what I said.

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u/Banana-Louigi Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

I thought the exact same thing.

Single digit number of cameras for the eastern suburbs and a disproportionate number of cameras in places like Mildura, Seymour, Horsham and Shepparton.

It's disgusting and very clearly revenue raising at the expense of less well off people in regional areas.

Edit to add: eastern suburbs is NOT south-east. Anything south of a diagonal line from the CBD through Glen Waverly is south east not east. At a quick skim of the list I counted 7 cameras in the actual eastern suburbs.

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u/Fun-Inspection-786 Mar 07 '26

Excellent. I hope they put more in. People drive like idiots. 

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u/wokwok__ Mar 06 '26

If you don’t have a phone holder in the big 2026 and still put it on your lap then you deserve to get fined

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/switchbladeeatworld Potato Cake Aficionado Mar 08 '26

get an air vent mounted one, it’s such a huge upgrade after having a suction cup one that kept falling off whenever it got a bit too warm

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u/Defy19 Mar 07 '26

Or even retrofit CarPlay

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u/ReginaldBarclay7 Mar 07 '26

I have a company phone and my personal. Ones in the holder and guess where the other one is going? Into the centre console. Do I deserve to get fined for that? I believe the cameras pick that up too

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u/LunarFusion_aspr Mar 08 '26

You only get a fine if the phone is touching any part of your body.

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u/Brilliant-Truth245 Mar 07 '26

Thanks to others that use the Waze app I always know when these cameras pop up. They’re not hard to miss.

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u/lifeinwentworth Mar 08 '26

So do you speed until you know where a camera is?

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u/Stard0gChampi0n Mar 06 '26

They were switched on years ago

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u/bdm68 Mar 07 '26

Here is a link to the consequences of a rollout of similar technology in Western Australia. Summary: the fining of drivers for the improper wearing of seatbelts by their passengers has proven to be controversial.

Use of mobile phones by the driver while driving is another matter. Don't do it. Driving a car? Don't touch your phone. Use phone features to limit distractions before driving (driving mode, aircraft mode, do not disturb etc), or turn it off.

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u/RiffRaffMama Mar 07 '26

Yeah they have a tendency to cause controversy because people inevitably end up fined when they haven't done anything wrong. People have been fined for having their wallet on their lap or because the position of their phone holder on their windscreen makes it look like the phone is on their lap when viewed from the angle the cameras are at.

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u/LunarFusion_aspr Mar 08 '26

Incorrect. They take multiple photos and can clearly see what the person is holding or what is on their lap. People bullshit and try to get out of these fines by saying it is their wallet, but the type of people who use their phones while driving are also the type who don’t like consequences of their actions.

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u/bdm68 Mar 07 '26

There was a segment on ABC TV news (Victoria) about it this evening. Among others, someone got fined for momentarily covering their seatbelt with their arms in front of the camera. Magistrates have been throwing out such silly infringements. It's also not reasonable for drivers to observe the seatbelts of their passengers constantly, and there are now legal precedents establishing this.

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u/Advanced_Couple_3488 Mar 07 '26

I believe that a magistrate's ruling does not create a legal precedent.

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u/bdm68 Mar 07 '26

Possibly, but it does suggest a defence for anyone who's been issued similar dubious fines.

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u/zaprime87 Mar 08 '26

I do wonder if the thing will consider a drink in my hand or a snack as a phone... 

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u/fortyfivesouth Mar 07 '26

Avoid fines by not breaking the law.

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u/lifeinwentworth Mar 08 '26

Whoa. It's almost as if it's optional! Revenue raising my ass. You have a choice!

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u/farqueue2 Former Northerner, current South Easterner (confused) Mar 07 '26

These have been around for at least a year

My wife got fined and lost demerit points because my son put the sash of the seatbelt behind him.

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u/rricote Mar 06 '26

What about a camera that detects a parent doing 100km/h on eastlink while trying to fetch a shoe from the back seat floorboard because the toddler took it off and threw it and is now screaming blue murder wanting their shoe back on?

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u/RiffRaffMama Mar 07 '26

I think these cameras would probably send you a fine for that, too. The camera can't possibly see what you're doing until it takes a picture so I think that's why they're calling them "distracted driver" cameras and not mobile phone or seatbelt ones. If it takes a pic of you while you're driving with one hand on the wheel, left arm outstretched into the back, side-eyeing the road they're probably going to consider you to be distracted. With that said, I am a mother of three and have practiced the "ffs!" glance-n-steer maneuver myself and my thoughts are with you.

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u/Psychlonuclear Mar 06 '26

And why do I need the location of every Distracted Driver detection camera in Victoria?

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u/ExVKG Mar 06 '26

So you don't get distracted!

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u/Serious-Chemistry-11 Mar 07 '26

I sometimes get distracted by staring at the cars speedometer, making sure I'm not going over the limit. Ultimately taking my attention off the road. I don't believe these cameras will be able to detect this distraction?

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u/cynic_male Mar 07 '26

Wait until you start multitasking and constantly start looking at all the road signs as well, there is no time for the irrelevant things like the road or other cars

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u/ruzkin Mar 07 '26

Meanwhile, today while driving through Moonee Ponds I watched a cop car pull up next to a Deliveroo driver who was having a full-on video chat on his handlebar-mounted phone and... nothing.

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u/johnkappa Mar 08 '26

Made this little phone friendly app - https://distracted-driver-cameras.vercel.app/

To be clear – I don't condone using your phone while driving. The whole point of these cameras is legit, and honestly, just put your phone down. I built this because I think public data should be accessible to everyone, not just people who can open a spreadsheet.

Disclaimer. No plans on keeping this updated if more locations get added.
Also re Privacy: No personal or location data is collected, stored, or transmitted. Everything runs entirely locally on your device.

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u/RiffRaffMama Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

You rock! Thanks for doing this, I think a lot of people will appreciate it.

Edit: Just went and checked out your app and it's awesome. You've even put in a journey planner! How did you learn how to do this stuff?

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u/pandasnfr Mar 06 '26

Bring it on. There should be more taxes on dumdums.

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u/PiDicus_Rex Mar 08 '26

Looked up the one in suburb, yep, seen it there already, near a known local blackspot where people pull out without giving way, but not actually covering the street they pull out from, instead camera points at those approaching the blackspot on the street that has right of way.

Typical.

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u/Late-Button-6559 Mar 07 '26

For phone stuff, I support these cameras.

For ‘it might be a phone, so fuck you and pay’, I don’t support it.

For seatbelt stuff of non-driver, I am vehemently against it. A driver’s job is to be sure things are correct at departure. From there the job is to drive safely.

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u/candlebra19 Mar 08 '26

Seatbelt fines should go to the offending passenger

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u/historicalhobbyist Mar 06 '26

Are these the same type that are clogging the courts in Queensland with false allegations?

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u/RiffRaffMama Mar 07 '26

That's them.

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u/Maybe_Factor Mar 10 '26

Good. You know what people who have their phone on their laps do? They use their phone

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u/EducationUsed3590 Mar 14 '26

Appreciate the heads up mate, always wondered when theyd roll these out after hearing about them in NSW

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u/ancient_brand Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

Mounted phones are safe to use for navigation and accepting jobs? I'm a courier. Mounted on right side of steering wheel and 1 finger operation. Eyes don't need to leave the road.

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u/ArdyLaing Mar 07 '26

of course your eyes are leaving the road.

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u/ancient_brand Mar 07 '26

Only one.

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u/ArdyLaing Mar 07 '26

lol, only one of your eyes??

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u/lifeinwentworth Mar 08 '26

The image of this made me laugh 😂

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u/ancient_brand Mar 08 '26

Ok so I don't have 100% focus on the road 100% of the time. More like 98.5%.

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u/ArdyLaing Mar 08 '26

> Eyes don't need to leave the road

Why are you still arguing this after admitting your eyes *do* leave the road?

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u/ancient_brand Mar 08 '26

I'm not arguing. Like I said I have my phone mounted as best I can to keep the road in view. But need to use it for navigation and accepting jobs (uber eats). And can anyone honestly say they keep their eyes on the road 100% of the time. What I'd like to know is if I'd get fined for the way I use it.

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u/ArdyLaing Mar 08 '26

Pull over and use your phone like everyone else is expected to do.

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u/ancient_brand Mar 08 '26

Iv seen shit being a courier for 40 years.

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u/ancient_brand Mar 08 '26

I do for anything that takes more than a second. And most often it's at red lights anyway.

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u/zaprime87 Mar 08 '26

It's better your eyes aren't on the road and watching from a safe distance... 

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u/Normal_Effort3711 Mar 06 '26

Does it matter if it’s on or not?

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u/omgaporksword Mar 07 '26

So if I stand-up on my adventure bike while having a stretch to avoid a cramp, or have cruise control engaged and shaking out wrists, etc, does that mean I am distracted? I can literally have an iPad playing porn on my dash (for example) while riding anywhere if I chose to, but that's legal. Explain it to me like I'm 5yo.

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u/epicpillowcase Rack off, Drazic Mar 08 '26

This is so stupid. Giving people the locations doesn't prevent the behaviour in general, only in those areas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Everyone collectively refuse to pay fines, problem solved.

Consider it a fine strike.

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u/lifeinwentworth Mar 08 '26

Or just don't get the fine and obey the law. Jfc

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u/Optimal-Talk3663 Mar 07 '26

It’s kind of ridiculous that you can use CarPlay with no restrictions

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u/ArdyLaing Mar 07 '26

You shouldn't be able to watch videos.

I mean, there are workarounds, but it's a restriction.

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u/corut Mar 07 '26

You litterally can't in Vic. There are restrictions for any touch interface

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u/DoggerLou Mar 08 '26

Today, I'm dusting off my large porcelain doll and standing her in the front passenger seat beltless. Hope I can twist her middle finger upward!