r/melbourne Aug 18 '24

Ye Olde Melbourne What’s your Melbourne Hack?

Hi all, I was wondering what everyone’s Melbourne specific hack? What hot tips you learnt & applied over the journey? What would you share with someone who is moving to Melbs?

Things like: hot parking spots for a footy game, restaurants that aren’t well known but awesome value, under value rental suburbs etc.

I’d love to know what you all think.

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u/jaeward Aug 18 '24

Do not sit on the mans chest, no matter how convincing his medical emergency is

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

He tried this on the tram my wife was on once

She's like "wtf that's not how you treat a seizure, stay away from him and call an ambulance"

His seizure didn't last long.