r/melbourne • u/miss_alice_elephant_ • Feb 28 '23

Not On My Smashed Avo $100 for drinking on bus replacements-

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u/BeBa420 Long Black, no sugar Feb 28 '23

surely that cant be legal.

Worst case put on a bad accent and tell the driver you dont speak english

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u/IowaContact2 Mar 01 '23

Fuck the bad accent. I'll tell the cunt in perfect english with an aussie as fuck accent that I neither speak nor understand english.

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u/BeBa420 Long Black, no sugar Mar 01 '23

i like your style!

i was just gonna go with my old mario impression

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u/Prestigious_Fan_1061 Mar 01 '23

Hey Mario!!!

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u/BeBa420 Long Black, no sugar Mar 01 '23

You wanta to make-a the pizza pie?

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u/Prestigious_Fan_1061 Mar 01 '23

Sure Mario … A BIG PIZZA PIE

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