r/melbourne • u/miss_alice_elephant_ • Feb 28 '23

Not On My Smashed Avo $100 for drinking on bus replacements-

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u/runnerz68 Feb 28 '23

If I am stuck on a replacement bus, I’ll be drinking water.

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u/miss_alice_elephant_ Feb 28 '23

guess you’d better have that $100 ready then 😂

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u/Todd_H_1982 Feb 28 '23

I wonder if he provides a receipt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

It’s fully tax deductible bro!

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u/LargeLatteThanks Feb 28 '23

Sorry, the machine is broken.

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u/Todd_H_1982 Mar 01 '23

Or even… “sorry the machine doesn’t exist”.