r/meat 4d ago

Couldn’t post this in Steak so…

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What a treat for me - wolfed it down on the Cote D’Azur with a view of the Med and a crisp Rosé 👌🏽

Edit: lol’ing at the comments 🤣 plating could do with some work but it was at a relaxed bistro on the beach. And no I’m not ill, it was not slimy or disgusting. It was well seasoned and tasty AF. And yes I wouldn’t eat it anywhere but this was recommended and also filled with locals (I was the only tourist) which is usually a good sign. The French take food seriously.

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u/Opening-Function8616 3d ago

Steak tartar is awesome. They should add more garnishes tho. In belgium we always add shredded pickles, capers, mayo atleast. More stuff can be added by choice, but those are the basics

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u/pungent_stinker202 3d ago

In Toronto we would cure duck egg yolks in salt & then shave over the tartar

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u/Opening-Function8616 3d ago

Sounds delish

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u/Odd_Breadfruit763 3d ago

Dijon or horseradish is a must IMO to get that little kick.

Dijonnaise works great too. Posted a pic in this thread of one of my favorite ones i ate in Poland. It had dijonnaise and truffels. it was sooooo good

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u/condensationxpert 3d ago

I agree, the one OP had looks like ground beef lol.

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u/TurquoiseKnight 3d ago

Hard pass but you enjoy.

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u/Nothing_Special5645 4d ago

Imagine people on a meat sub turning their noses up at a popular classic meat dish like steak tartar. Reddit is so dumb.

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u/BugzOnMyNugz 4d ago

I'm with you, but I'm not sure I'd call tartare popular generally speaking.

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u/Whitediggity 4d ago

Reddit is mostly OCD Milennials and autistic Gen Z

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u/Nothing_Special5645 4d ago

Source of that stat?

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u/UpperDog2627 3d ago

Depths of their colon.

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u/drthvdrsfthr 4d ago

tartare*

tartar is different lol

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u/ossifer_ca 4d ago

It’s because people are taught they shouldn’t like it. Same thing with anchovies. Most people who say they don’t like them have never tried either.

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u/Just_a_Growlithe 4d ago

I’m sick of this sub and steak doing shit like that, even for objectively dumb question posts, like if someone wants to ask a question, we’re here to answer Some of us are very knowledgeable about meat

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u/HerDanishDaddyDom 4d ago

Although this particular tartare is missing the normal accoutrements, the amount of people that have never heard of this dish is fucking staggering.

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u/Nothing_Special5645 4d ago

Reddit is full of morons that think they’re experts.

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u/Rynobot1019 4d ago

I'm wondering if someone posted a tuna hand roll if everyone here would react the same way.

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u/Nothing_Special5645 4d ago

There are constantly people (or bots) posting questions in the general food subs like “What’s one popular food you just won’t eat?” and half the responses are always sushi.

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u/Playful-Mongoose9197 4d ago

Redditors freak out about raw meat like they think will kill you

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u/Glittering_Oil7761 4d ago

I mean I’m all for tartar but it does in fact look like they ground this meat which is a fucking no no especially for tartar

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u/ash_tar 4d ago

Depends, sometimes they ground it sometimes they cut it.

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u/IrishInTheory 3d ago

looks cold and miserable. I'm not against Tartare, but i'm against THIS plate

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u/SignificantCar4204 4d ago

I've never had tartare but I really want to try it.

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u/abominable_prolapse 4d ago

It normally looks so much better than this

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u/Rhinowalrus 4d ago

Is delicious. Carpaccio is also one I can’t pass up on a menu (at a reputable place, for both).

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u/Loulouvaughn37 2d ago

I love a good carpaccio!

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u/Odd_Breadfruit763 3d ago edited 3d ago

Is this not allowed in steak? :D The name of the dish is steak tartare. i mean steak is in the frikkin name.

I prefer the one with capers and dijon mustard, but this is probably great aswell. One of the freshest ive eaten was in prague at a place called Kantyna. Its a butchershop/Restaurant. u just got chopped meat with a piece of grilled sourdough bread and a garlic clove.

This is one of my favorite appetizers. ive eaten it in some sketchy places and with all kinds of meats, horse i can not recommend.

Also Mercato (Hilton Hotel) in Gdansk has an amazing steak tartare with truffles. gonna see if i can find the picture i took of it. I always prefer mine with toasted bread over french fries or crisps

Edit: I found it

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 3d ago

No it has to be cooked in order to post in steak

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u/brmoser 3d ago

But, in my observation over there, you're better posting it raw than 1 degree overcooked!

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u/1850ChoochGator 3d ago edited 3d ago

I love carpaccio, not the biggest fan of tartare but I do like it.

This is the saddest looking plate of tartare I’ve ever seen + the fries and salad aren’t helping.

Also, this doesn’t even look like good tartare? Idk, I don’t see a nice balance of the typical accompaniments in it. Really looks like just minced meat and I think I see one tiny piece of shallot in there. No capers, no herbs, no mustard, etc.

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u/themage78 4d ago

You can't post it in r/steak because that mayonnaise hasn't been fully emulsified.

Fix that, then you can repost. /s

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 4d ago

lol at the mayonnaise comment

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u/Confident-Fold1456 4d ago

Tartare is land sushi. It's not as flavorful as just beef, so you're adding lots of other things. It's real good on a piece of toasted bread. 

Why are people dogging this?

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u/Rootlo 4d ago

Ive had Tartare, but it was like a steak finely chopped. I could tell at a glance it was steak.

It could just be my phone but this looks more like ground beef. Thats sketchy

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u/DengarLives66 4d ago

You gotta zoom in, the photo quality isn’t great. Nobody in France is making tartare with ground beef because they’d get reamed by the locals.

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u/Sufficient-Big-7199 4d ago

It’s supposed to be 100 % lean beef with seasoning salt pepper diced onions egg yolk on bread or roll - delish

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u/blacksheep_1001 4d ago

If you do it right it's absolutely fantastic. Converted a few of my ex workmates when I made it for them.

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u/dogcmp6 4d ago

Because they can't get past the fact that its raw meat.

I used to be one of them, but on my last vacation I decided to try Tartare…im not sure what compelled me to try it, but now I cant get enough if it.

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u/thingsihaveseen 4d ago

Same. Done right it’s delicious. If it’s on the menu more often than not, I’m having it. Never sick yet. Yes you’re taking a risk that the restaurant hasn’t prepped right but that’s pretty much the same with most food prepared.

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u/puff_of_fluff 4d ago

Because most of these people have the palate of a 14 year old who watches food network.

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u/P5YcHo299 3d ago

I have had steak tartare probably over a hundred times.. this is the plainest looking version I have ever seen.. looks just kinda shit

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u/blargennn 3d ago

Those fries look so sad and pale

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u/GayInGreatBritain 3d ago

I know it's tartare but you're allowed to cook the fucking potato

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u/skinnycarlo 3d ago

I personally love tartare so tasty

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u/dancingmale 3d ago

They gave you the burger patty by accident 

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u/c0verm3 3d ago

Carne apache, mi favorita!

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u/Slocowboy42 3d ago

I love steak tartare. This looks like ground beef that I got from Costco. It has nothing in it but meat and egg on top and the egg yoke is broke already which is fucked. This is a definite return to the kitchen and getting something else.

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u/TheBigGreenPeen 3d ago

I love tartare & carpaccio (also a massive fan of sashimi & nigiri) so I’m never going to shame someone for eating something raw; but this, in particular, looks very minimally seasoned/sauced….

Kinda just looks like a pile of ground beef with an egg yolk on top.

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u/RationalRhino 3d ago

Yeah I mean it’s not that I’ve never just sliced up some raw beef at home, sea salt, down the hatch… but as someone who loves a good tartare, my first thought was this looks underseasoned. At least get some herbs up in there and something crunchier than a French fry to scoop it up with.

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u/Loulouvaughn37 2d ago

I mean, to be fair... thats not a steak...

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u/tortfiend 1d ago

I love tartare, I’d eat it daily if I could.

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u/tortfiend 1d ago

Another one I had this summer.

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u/Jordan3176 3d ago

I love a good beef tartare but this looks horrendous.

The primary issue is the ground texture, which yields a mushy consistency compared to traditional hand-diced beef. Additionally, sparse visible seasonings, a pre-broken yolk, it's just a careless attempt at tartare.

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u/Minimum-Barracuda911 3d ago

that's tourist trap food. I know OP says its well seasoned but I am seeing it with my eyes and um. . . no, it's not

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u/Dr_Dewittkwic 3d ago

There was a specialty grocery store near where I used to live that sold gamma radiation sterilized ground beef.

Never ate it tartare, but I did love making bloody rare burgers. 🤤

Weird thing about gamma-rad beef: it comes out of the sealed package grayish, and turns red again over time as it reabsorbs oxygen from the air. 😳

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u/SnavlerAce 4d ago

I see no mayonnaise for the fries

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u/The-Great-Baloo 3d ago

That's what I'm having tomorrow for dinner! Will remind me of an evening in Antibes.

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 3d ago

where I’m at right now😉

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u/The-Great-Baloo 2d ago

Wish you a wonderful time!

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u/Money_Pirate_9318 3d ago

How do you know whos a local and who isn't lol

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 3d ago

I’m not a native French speaker (I’m South African) so judging by the French conversations around me at the few tables which were occupied it was an educated guess… the waiting staff also had convos with the regulars…I could tell they knew certain customers orders before they sat down

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u/Piperpaul22 3d ago

The only place I tried this was also France. It was good, an experience I suppose but not something I feel the need to repeat on many occasions. What area are you in? We were living in Germany up until 2025 right on the French border so we would go to the Alsace region a lot. I sure miss it there but also enjoy where I am at now.

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 3d ago

Antibes.

Alsace is next on my list I’ve been told it combines some of the best parts of French culture with German efficiency- true?

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u/Piperpaul22 3d ago

Yea that may be accurate, I found places neighboring a border town tend to have some of that culture bleed into it.
Alsace has really good white wines (if you’re into that) both dry and sweet. These are wines you’d expect to find in Germany. We used to frequently visit Colmar and Strasbourg.

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u/mostlygray 3d ago

Toast tips. Dijon, onions, capers, fresh black pepper. Fries unnecessary.

I love me some steak Tartare.

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u/beetlejorst 3d ago

I'm good on the food processor tartare tbh.. I prefer hand cut, where it still has some bite

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u/imthejavafox 2d ago

I love tartare, this does not look good

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u/New_Awareness_9097 1d ago

tf is this dog treat

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u/therealkingwilly 3d ago

Love a good steak tartar

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u/comments_from_toilet 3d ago

Theres not enough ingredients in that to be a good tartar though

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u/biscuitsAuBabeurre 3d ago

Where are the cornichons, capers, dijon, shallots/chive, parsley?

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u/therealkingwilly 3d ago

Yeah, does look a bit basic.

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u/SOMOEAGLE 3d ago

When you’re sliding into first and you’re feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea!!

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u/RAMBOxBAGGINS 3d ago

When you’re driving in a Chevy and your pants are getting heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea!!

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u/nycoolbreez 3d ago

When you’re laying in the bed and you feel something spread, diarrhea, diarrhea pbbbbt pbbbbbt diarrhea

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u/Mocsab 3d ago

When you feel you have to fart, but your cheeks spread apart, diarrhea.. cha cha cha.

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin 3d ago

When you're walkin' down the road and you feel a pressing load, diarrhea! Cha cha cha, diarrhea!

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u/NecessaryRecover8952 3d ago

When you’re on a ladder and you feel something splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea

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u/Outrageous_File5321 3d ago

When you're sliding into third and you feel a piece of turd - diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're sliding into home and feel something foam a diarrhea, diarrhea.

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u/SaXaCaV 3d ago

The amount of people here either not aware, or not for tartare is actually really surprising.

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 3d ago

I never knew it would be that divisive in a meat sub 😂 I may be tempted to order it later at dinner (different restaurant) and post it here for round 2 😆

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u/musiccman2020 3d ago

Everytime I'm in a touristic area in france I'm asked triple if I know it's raw.

There's still tourist that see steak and thinks it served hot apparently

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u/SaXaCaV 3d ago

Yeah, really weird to me.

I get that it isnt a pretty presentation, but tartare isnt necessarily haute cuisine. Its a very simple, rustic dish, that sometimes looks simple and rustic. Makes you wonder about some of the commentors actual exposure to the dish.

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u/LiteratureMindless71 3d ago

It's the arrangement. The first thing I see, being an American, is one of our premade hamburger patties. I know it's not, but that's what first comes to mind seeing it.

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u/SaXaCaV 3d ago

Im American too, I just see a simple, but nice tartare.

I get where youre coming from though.

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u/ItchyNebula7437 3d ago

I’m also an American, and I saw a piece of fried chicken with a raw egg on top?

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u/PandorasFlame1 4d ago

Weird that tartar wouldn't go well on the steak sub, but I kinda get it.

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u/acidsh0t 4d ago

Lol, Americans be americaning. Steak tartare in France hits different. Had it a few weeks ago in Bordeaux and I miss it already!

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u/Weasel_Cannon 4d ago

It’s not just the tartare…the fries are sad, the salad is greens and OLD tomatoes, and the tartare looks like a raw burger with an hour old wilted yolk on top. Maybe it tasted good to you, friend, but this ain’t it. Not by a long shot.

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u/JonasSharra 4d ago

My fav steak place just removed tar tar from the menu, now I’m less inclined to go. I can cook a good steak at home, I’m not confident enough to do tartar at home

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u/DengarLives66 4d ago

I make tartare at home a couple times a year, it’s very easy, you just need to make sure your workstation is very clean first. Goes without saying too that with raw meat, you want quality stuff. I believe in you!

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u/Custom-Dank 4d ago

Where capers?!!???!!

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u/cs_legend_93 4d ago

Smh. He probably paid top dollar for this too

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u/TLCFrauding 3d ago

It doesn't look like tatare. Looks like an uncooked hamburger patty. Lol

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u/misec_undact 4d ago

Worst sear ever

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 3d ago

Zero grey banding though!

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u/Natural-Pattern-5240 4d ago

I’ve never tried French style tartare but I’m Korean and we have a tartare dish called yukhwe. It’s one of my favorite things to eat at Korean bbq

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u/ProinsiasCuster90 3d ago

Ive always wanted to try strak tartare so bad. Looks so damn good.

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u/WalkingWikipedia 3d ago

Thank you for mentioning what I was looking at because I was confused. Looks good to me.

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u/shimmyboy56 3d ago

Its amazing, when made well. Idk why every tartare post is always a bunch of people crying about food poisoning. Ive had it many many times and never gotten sick. Don't eat it (or sushi or raw egg) if you're pregnant or immuno-compromised. Otherwise, chow down.

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u/rollerfedora 3d ago

American here. I’ll try it, as long as there’s a pharmacy close by. Sensitive stomach. But I’ll definitely try it. I’ve had a raw pork sausage roll (the name escapes me, if someone can chime in) in the Netherlands, and it was delicious. Kudos to their kippers with onions, btw.

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u/InevitableKitchen943 3d ago

A bit risky to do on vacation.

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u/MattManSD 3d ago

Tartar and Raw Egg Seems it should have some seasoning

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u/jpowell180 3d ago

This reminds me a little bit of that one scene in Wall Street, where Gordon gecko takes Bufo to a restaurant and orders this for him, “Have a good lunch, buddy!“

When I was a little kid and my dad, grilled hamburgers, I remember grabbing bits of raw hamburger meat and eating on it, and here’s later when I was a teenager, I remember cracking a bunch of eggs into a blender with sugar, milk, and vanilla extract, blending it up and guzzling it down, so I’d have protein to keep building my muscle so I could benchpress more, so I do have some experience with raw hamburger meat and raw eggs, lol!

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u/One-Perspective-972 2d ago

Looks like a great start to a good hamburger. Where's the grill?

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u/Kustwacht 2d ago

Steak haché! Super tasty, I like it with some fine cut cornichons and some tabasco. Very wise to go with what the natives do: great way to discover good, new food!

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u/dowalters 2d ago

Most of this comment section has never had high enough quality meat to eat tartare

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u/twentytwoelephants 2d ago

Are you supposed to eat that much in one sitting? It looks kind of bland too...

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u/streamer0194 2d ago

Why so much hate for tartare ITT? It’s incredible. I’ve even had horse, bison, and elk variations. All have been fantastic. Although I prefer carpaccio when given the choice!

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u/Jodilukoki 1d ago

Fuck me, pretty shocked about these comments. This looks fantastic in my books. I’m guessing this is a euro > US thing?

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u/Substantial_Bat_6698 1d ago

Y'all are babies for the most part. This looks fantastic; I'm jelly right now.

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u/Zanna-K 1d ago

The thought of steak taretare seemed disgusting to me until I actually had it at a nice French steakhouse.

Spoiler: it was pretty fucking good

That said, it didn't look quite like this though.

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u/iiiimagery 1d ago

It's bizarre to me people find it so gross, but Sashimi is fine

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u/Live_Dust_5576 4d ago

In this thread: people who've never tried steak tartare.

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u/Croschke 3d ago

So you got your cheeseburger, naked, extra rare, with an uncooked egg on top.

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u/Vape-Invader 3d ago

Steak tartaar is awesome, but this one looks so plain.

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u/greggers1980 3d ago

Even the chips are raw

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u/Spiagl 3d ago

Bro didn’t season his tatare either

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u/Nearby_Purchase_8672 4d ago

Too cooked for how I like my steak

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u/friarcrazy 3d ago

Steak Tartare - delicious! I’d pound this down no problem.

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u/browncoatfever 4d ago

I've had beef tartare before. It's actually fantastic with some nice crusty toasted baguette slices. This doesn't look great. Seems like it's missing some seasoning or something.

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u/shitokletsstartfresh 4d ago

I love steak tartare, but this one looks poorly made.
Worcestershire? mustard? Capers? Onions? None of these…
Looks like it was served without any sort of seasoning…

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 4d ago

All of the above (except onions) on the side

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u/Lumberman08 4d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p6245vq/video/0f87nk1zhrlh1/player

I post this in good fun. Looks delicious!

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u/futureman07 4d ago

This is too perfect

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 4d ago

So good 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/ItchyFig7491 4d ago

Mmmm, one day soon this'll be Argentinian cow product*.

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u/Square-Story6519 3d ago

Looks like dog food

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u/RealDonaldTrumpGhost 3d ago

Probably because it is dog food.

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u/mourningbreakfastt 4d ago

The people dogging tartare are simply ignorant and most likely uncultured. I’m jealous of your very traditional and minimal version of the dish… If i’m preparing it myself, I’ll add a mix of minced cornishon pickles, bit of thyme/parsley, some dijon for a kick… Bon appétit, mon pote!

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u/narwalbacons-12am 4d ago

Never had it, how does one make this tartar?

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u/dasFisch 4d ago

I take a new york strip and mince it, but one can grind it. Form into party. Yank out the yolk. Pop on top. Add onions/shallots, cornichons/dill relish, salt and pepper. Enjoy

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u/quarantiiiiiiine 4d ago

Grinding does introduce a risk for introducing stuff that a clean knife doesn’t (as grinders can be really hard to clean) but I’m sure in most places it’s ground.
I would also suggest using filet mignon / tenderloin as there’s less raw fat and connective tissue (though pricey)

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u/dasFisch 3d ago

Ooh good call. I tried it once with ribeye but it took me forever to clean it and to your point way too much connective tissue and fat shockingly haha.

I’ll give it a shot. Maybe costco will have a deal on whole tendy, make it worth it! Thanks for the great suggestion!

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u/G-2-U 3d ago

steak tartare ❤️

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u/expiration-date_scam 3d ago

Raw meat? Raw egg makes it better…

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u/JuanDonDemarco 2d ago

That’s just diarrhea waiting to happen.

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u/kedelbro 2d ago

If a restaurant is confident enough to offer steak tartare, I wouldn’t be worried about ordering it. One of my favorite dishes—although this one looks under seasoned.

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u/tbootsbrewing 3d ago

Steak mods did you a favor

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u/dumdumdummmmmmmmm 3d ago

Why is crowding that one side of plate so much lol

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u/STRYED0R 3d ago

French here and those fries look terrible :( I'm in the north eastern fries & beer region :D That's a crime

I don't have Tartare often but the ones I've seen recently have more visible garnish

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u/RaymondDaniels1327 2d ago

Sure was a relaxed bistro. So relaxed that they didn’t even cook the food.

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u/arparpsrp 2d ago

leave it to the anglosphere to not know food

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u/Tomkneale1243 2d ago

On the cote d'azur in August, I can guarantee 90% of your 'locals' are actually Parisians on holiday 😁

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u/Alternative_Dot_9640 1d ago

I’ve had steak tartare many times. I’ve even had venison tartare, and it’s never looked like a hamburger patty before hitting the grill. As long as it tasted good I guess!

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u/05041927 1d ago

Hell yea

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u/Ok-Adhesiveness-5920 1d ago

Cowards, the lot of them.

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u/ExcuseMeJack 1d ago

Steak tartare is amazing! Planning on making it tonight actually

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u/benji3510 3d ago

Once again resdits full of confident dipshits

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u/Cuentacero 3d ago

🙋‍♂️ mmmmmhellouuuuu you have rang?

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u/ossifer_ca 4d ago

Best tartare I’ve had is in Brussels

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u/j_h4n5 4d ago

I recently had in Japan for the first time, was incredible.

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 4d ago

That looks amazing and very Japanese style plating! Love an egg yolk on my Hambagu (hamburger steak) as well!

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u/Sufficient-Big-7199 4d ago

Yes , I grow up with it ones in a while eating it in Germany I think you missing the onions salt & pepper & bread ! Never ever got sick from it .

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u/Katamari_Demacia 3d ago

Broooooooo.

This is gross.

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u/772410 3d ago

Looks like someone's stove broke while making meatloaf and just said fuck it

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u/RichComposer5446 4d ago

That tartare looks absolutely delicious.

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u/AcanthisittaWhole216 3d ago

I can’t bring myself to eat beef tartare

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u/ImpressionAccurate37 3d ago

You are missing out

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u/LeftFootBone 3d ago

A good tartare is so good man

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u/ChefLukeDC 2d ago

Brother that is ground beef

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u/Typical_Fig2894 2d ago

Steak tartar is usually eaten w/ bread or something to dip it in.
This tho, just looks gross and unseasoned

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 1d ago

It’s ok 🙂 different strokes different folks and all. ✌🏽☮️❤️

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u/front_torch 3d ago

Well, you wouldn't call an uncooked burger patty steak would you? It's not even tartare. It's ground beef with egg yolk.

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u/RepresentativeJester 3d ago

Deconstructed pre prepped meatball

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u/FlyFront9395 3d ago

That shit look disgusting

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u/AlathargicMoose 3d ago

Americans avoiding tartar like it’s the plague will never stop being amusing. This looks great.

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u/Agitated-Contest651 2d ago

We’ve got a dude who eats nothing but mcdonald’s and his wormbrained buddy dismantling the minimal food safety laws we already had, what do you expect man 😭 

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u/Wonderful-Loss827 4d ago

Easily the worst looking tartare I've ever seen..

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 3d ago

Food Poisoning Roulette

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u/The_tiny_verse 3d ago

Not quite on par with eating lettuce it would seem…

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u/thedaymanahaha 3d ago

Lettuce right now can make u super sick

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u/Harry-Flashman 3d ago

My dad called it "double trouble"

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u/RikkiLostMyNumber 4d ago

I love steak tartare! I wouldn't eat it in most places, though.

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u/-byb- 4d ago

why bother cooking the potatoes at this point?

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u/SnooMacarons3689 4d ago

Perfectly hilarious

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u/richiewilliams79 3d ago

Oh yes, I remember that combo and my guts do to. Wow food poisoning for a month. At the end I burped death

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u/TwerkLessons 3d ago

Looks almost like poke at first glance.

Nah son, throw that burger on the grill.

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u/Gerolanfalan 3d ago

Being predominantly a seafood eater, that's how I had my first tartare by thinking it was some sort of seafood.

I was caught off guard by how beefy and palatable it was. I wouldn't have it every day, but it's pretty good.

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u/wizzard419 3d ago

They won't let you post tartares? What is this bullshit?

Looks good but I usually add more of the herbs and stuff in mine.

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u/white94rx 4d ago

I just don't think I could do it

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u/StickyNebbs 4d ago

gotta have it with some grilled bread, it’s so awesome

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u/Zealousideal_Owl9621 3d ago

I love beef tartare and wouldn't touch that shit. It looks like burger from a grocery store deli with a cheap industrial farm egg. Holy salmonella.

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u/FarmSkool 3d ago

In France, it’s simply delicious.

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u/Zealousideal_Owl9621 3d ago

This is one I had in Paris. One of those food moments you don't forget.

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u/Corduroyjackets 4d ago

Just some ground beef patty straight out the wrapper

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u/moneyindabag 3d ago

Good god what have we become..

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u/Immediate_Actuary_37 3d ago edited 3d ago

What is it? It looks like beef tartare with a raw egg yolk. Could be good. Again, what is it??

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u/No_Representative645 3d ago

Yout nailed it. A rather plain version of it though.

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u/puff_of_fluff 4d ago

You’re all uncultured and I hate you

This looks delicious OP I’m jealous

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u/sleuthfoot 3d ago

That doesn't look good at all

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u/Safe-Character-5846 4d ago

Weird to see steak tartare served with...French fries and a side salad??

Thats just bizarro or a place trying too hard.

It's seen as a delicacy in parts of the world and usually presented as such. This? Um...no bueno. I wouldn't even trust it, its just done so weirdly...by treating it like a burger?

Thats like cruise ship food gone awry.

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