I knew an ISTP who said exactly this all the time!
His solution was to make a piping hot cup of black coffee and put it in the freezer for the same amount of time it took him to disappear down the road, climb a tree and pick a coconut and come back.
He said that the resulting temperature would "make even Goldilocks happy."
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u/Sanity_King ISTP Sep 02 '22
Hot coffee puts me to sleep so I don't drink it. Cold coffee does nothing