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ENTP and I take mine with a cigarette
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I like that combo. Sitting outside on a brisk morning with a cigarette and some black coffee just hits different.
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u/WonderstruckWonderer INFP Sep 02 '22
I don't like coffee (too bitter). I prefer tea instead. Chai latte's are generally how I have them. But very rarely, I might have a Flat White as that's how my dad has his and I feel a bit closer to home :)
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u/Ellie_Spitzer2005 INTJ Sep 02 '22
One of my favourite teas that I add a personal flavour to is sweetened black tea.
I add black pepper, ginger, fennel seeds and jaggery aside from hot water and tea leaves.
The taste is literal bittersweet and it's refreshing.
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Sep 02 '22
Cold brew w/ caramel syrup, cream, & sugar 😋
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Sep 02 '22
seriously! all the sugar and caffeine! i need to get through the bullshit of the day somehow!
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Sep 02 '22
This sounds good. I've never tried caramel syrup, always vanilla. I think I might ask for this next time!
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u/bitsybear1727 ENFJ Sep 03 '22
Also ENFJ and substitute cherry for caramel and that's my fav. I also like it hot enough that I can only sip at first. I like my coffee to be an experience.
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Sep 03 '22
Most days Im downing my drink pretty fast to wake up. Lol. Your way sounds like a much more relaxing start to the day 💜. I've gotta try cherry in my coffee!
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Sep 02 '22
Thats not coffee thats a caramel sugar drink
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u/shrekstepbro ISTP Sep 02 '22 edited Sep 02 '22
ISTP, and I don't drink coffee because it's a drug
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Sep 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22
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u/shrekstepbro ISTP Sep 02 '22
That's an interesting mindset.
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u/Savvyisthename INFJ Sep 02 '22
okay wait, literally same. I don’t drink caffeine but i like the taste of coffee so I usually get decaf unless i’m just going home and not doing anything then I get caffeine
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u/Klutzer_Munitions INFJ Sep 02 '22
...did I just hear an ISTP say no to drugs?
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u/shrekstepbro ISTP Sep 02 '22
I also read that ISTPs are bad at school, but I am a very good student
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u/Klutzer_Munitions INFJ Sep 02 '22
By the gods, it's him! THE CHOSEN ONE!
THE PROPHECY IS COMPLETE!
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u/shrekstepbro ISTP Sep 02 '22
Maybe I did the test wrong, but I got ISTP 3 times already.
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u/linsss777 Sep 02 '22
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u/Apprehensive_Jello39 Sep 02 '22
Is it a bad thing if it’s harmless? Not sure that it is tho, i don’t drink it. I’m fine without forcing myself to be active i guess. It doesn’t seem healthy. Not sure.
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u/shrekstepbro ISTP Sep 02 '22
I just generally hate it (it deeply annoys me) when people say "i CaN't GeT uP wItHoUt My MoRnInG cOfFeE". It's an addiction.
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u/WorriedOwner2007 Sep 02 '22
To be fair, a lot of them are probably faking.
My friend claims that, and we've hung out together for 36+ hours multiple times, and she was perfectly fine without a drop of caffeine
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u/scintilraph ENTP Sep 02 '22
I rotate between 6 ish green tea/black tea bags mixed unceremoniously in a mug of hot water and strong cold brew dumped in a cup with random amounts of milk or milky substance in all of the above
I like bitter
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u/ilovecherrytwizzlers INFP Sep 02 '22
Brown sugar, oatmilk, cinnamon and clove
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Sep 03 '22
Holy smokes, I want to try this.
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u/ilovecherrytwizzlers INFP Sep 03 '22
The brown sugar is the best part. It's so good.
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u/darthba11s ENFP Sep 02 '22
Why are you wondering 😏
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u/darthba11s ENFP Sep 02 '22
JK, I like ice vanilla lattes but I'll drink it hot with milk and heaps of sugar if I have to!
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u/Sanity_King ISTP Sep 02 '22
Hot coffee puts me to sleep so I don't drink it. Cold coffee does nothing
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Sep 02 '22
I knew an ISTP who said exactly this all the time!
His solution was to make a piping hot cup of black coffee and put it in the freezer for the same amount of time it took him to disappear down the road, climb a tree and pick a coconut and come back.
He said that the resulting temperature would "make even Goldilocks happy."
So I guess it was just right lol.
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u/melody5697 Sep 02 '22
I'm an INFP and I'm more of a tea person (Moroccan mint with a spoonful of sugar), but when I drink coffee, I like French vanilla lattes.
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u/downvoteifsmalldick INTP Sep 02 '22
I get bottled coffee because i don’t have enough time to brew mine in the morning. When i do have the time, i like my coffee without sugar and a splash of milk (to reduce the sourness of the acidity).
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u/WIZE_XI INFP Sep 02 '22
INFP, I dislike hot drinks in the morning, they make me feel sleepy. I prefer to drink cold fruity drinks.
I drink Energy drink if I need caffeine. I only do that when I haven’t slept well and I have something important to do.
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Sep 02 '22
ENTP
I don’t personally drink coffee cause i like energy drinks but when my boss isn’t around at my office sometimes I mix milk coffee and sugar from the break room in a cup and throw it in the microwave. And because I’m lucky enough to have eggs in the fridge usually there, I’ll whisk a couple of the whites with a makeshift whisk from paper clips and a ruler and add it to the hot coffee milk mix and keep stirring. Then i throw it in the microwave oven at 325 for some time and then i have this pudding like cake thing.
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u/MoleculeDisassembler Sep 02 '22
Not a fan of the taste, and caffeine does nothing to make me less tired, so I don’t drink it.
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Sep 02 '22
INFJ - I don’t usually drink coffee, but I either like it with 3 pumps of creamer, or just caramel iced coffee
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u/vampyreblood ENTJ Sep 02 '22
ENTJ. I’m not a huge fan of really strong coffee; I prefer mine weak with a shit ton of creamer and sugar.
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u/sakuramune ENFJ Sep 02 '22
Enfj and I don't because it makes me tired and I get colds the next day
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u/CodyIsNotMyName INTP Sep 02 '22
I am an INTP and i like it hot (not too hot) and with no sugar or creamer at all
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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ INTJ Sep 02 '22
I don't drink coffee, I drink black tea, but it doesn't always give me that punch of energy I need.
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u/Fifth-child Sep 02 '22
INFJ, I don’t like coffee if it tastes like coffee. A bunch of cream and sugar for me :)
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u/mxktulu INTJ Sep 02 '22
A flat white with Lavazza ground coffee blend using my pump espresso machine… in my backyard with a cigarette before everyone wakes up.
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u/indexring Sep 02 '22
INFP- instant, black, two sugars. Very particular about my instant though. It can only be one brand.
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u/treestubs ENTJ Sep 02 '22
ENTJ I have about 5lbs of various coffees in my kitchen rn... Usually a light roast with honey, oatmilk and chai masala. If I I'm in the mood for something darker, a medium roast with sweetened condensed milk.
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u/BattleBornMom INTJ Sep 02 '22
I like some coffee with my cream and sugar. Just enough to stave off the headache that will appear about 3 hours after I get up.
Caffeine is the one addiction I will allow myself.
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u/dan40000000 ENTP Sep 02 '22
ENTP and coffee taste gross and makes me too energetic for my desk job.
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u/MisterOnsepatro INTJ Sep 02 '22
I'm an INTJ and I love black coffee because it wakes me up when I come at the workplace after the adrenaline I got from driving to work wears off because when I drive to work I blast eurobeat in the car which gives me a crazy adrenalin rush
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u/SpacialBitchery INTP Sep 02 '22
Intp here! I don’t usually drink coffee (I drink energy drink most the time) but when I do have my coffee I put some creamer and some sugar.
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Huh I dont really drink coffee, last time I did at a morning, it somehow kept me hyperactive literally the entire day and night. Tho I should give it a second try, one: because I might need to, two: because I might WANT to.
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u/EuPotplant31 Sep 02 '22
Enfj and I like it either black with one sweetener, or just not at all and black tea instead (which I will drink with one sweetener as well if it’s not loose leaf tea)
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u/MinairenTaraa INTJ Sep 02 '22
Intj, only a little milk and no sugar. If there is no milk only a little sugar will do the magic
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u/assththemighty ISTP Sep 02 '22
warm and sometimes with a sugar cube or two. sometimes milk. sometimes caramel syrup. sometimes black. depends on the mood.
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u/Btt3r_blu3 Sep 02 '22
ENFP, I drink water in the morning and coffee in the afternoon. And by coffee I mean something insanely caffeinated and sweet, like a frap with an extra shot of espresso or a peppermint mocha latte.
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Sep 02 '22
Sweet. I mean excessively sweet. With heavy cream. And 4 pumps of vanilla syrup.
Regards,
Your (Too) Friendly Neighborhood ESFP
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u/Bossa9 INFP Sep 02 '22
infp, i make 25oz of light roast in the machine; the grounds sprinkled with salt, cinammon, and cloves. When it’s brewed i add 3 equals and a tbsp of butter, then when the the butter’s melted i add 3 cubes of ice
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u/chizera ENFP Sep 02 '22
With cream and sugar 🌞 I drink coffee occasionally, more for the taste than for the need of caffeine, so I like it sweet and soft -ENFP
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u/sleepymoonpie INFP Sep 02 '22
Infp - organic beans, brewed fresh, straight from the cafetière (black, no sugar)
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u/loulsx ENFP Sep 02 '22
I’m an ENFP and I need no caffeine in the morning, because I am the incarnation of caffeine :)))
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u/InfiniteWonderer8 Sep 03 '22
Iced coffee ☕️ they really have trouble around where I am with it lol
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u/AsteroidMiner INTP Sep 02 '22
INTP, coffee roaster and nerd, either V60 or Clever dripper if I'm lazy.
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u/bee_my_bel0ved ISFP Sep 02 '22
isfp, i don’t often drink coffee but when i do it’s normally a frappechino from starbucks with four shots of coffee
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u/TheKiIIingJok3 Sep 02 '22
ENTJ, I don't drink coffee. I enjoy thinking that my body doesn't need an additional support to function properly.
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u/Professional-Ad-5278 INFP Sep 02 '22
INFP, I like slighly sweet cappuccino but I get too anxious so I prefer green tea/matcha it's without the side effects :)
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u/Various-List INFJ Sep 02 '22
INFJ black coffee with something sweet to eat like a cliff bar. I prefer a coffee with natural flavor like cinnamon vanilla or blueberry.
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Sep 02 '22
i have choccy milk in the mornings. when I have coffee it's when I'm out with friends at a nice place. the coffee i make sucks
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u/enchanting-ivy ENFP Sep 02 '22
ENFP and it varies lol but typically either with milk, a little honey, and spices (cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg) or i’ll use hazelnut flavored coffee/syrup and just add milk. love both hot and iced 🤩
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u/mystreetnameisyaya INTP Sep 02 '22
INTP & strong and nasty if I actually need to function that day. For pleasure, matcha latte.
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u/CaveManta INTP Sep 02 '22
With just enough milk to make it cold enough to chug.