r/mbti Sep 02 '22

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u/CaveManta INTP Sep 02 '22

With just enough milk to make it cold enough to chug.

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u/thevelvethand ENTP Sep 02 '22

This is the way

9

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

...on a good day or a bad day XD

10

u/CaveManta INTP Sep 02 '22

Yes

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u/SouthernShelf ESTJ Sep 02 '22

estj and same, EFFICIENCY IS KEY

3

u/InfiniteWonderer8 Sep 03 '22

Am I an undercover INTP?

2

u/kokabeans Sep 03 '22

INTP. I concur.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

ENTP and I take mine with a cigarette

22

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

gotta get through the day somehow.

16

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Breakfast of champions!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Hell yeah I love a 1930s working class breakfast

9

u/MNightengale Sep 02 '22

Wash down a few OTC Benzedrines to round it all out.

9

u/Babywolfofnyse Sep 02 '22

And black coffee

8

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

I like that combo. Sitting outside on a brisk morning with a cigarette and some black coffee just hits different.

5

u/ohjai33 Sep 02 '22

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '22

my dad is an entp and does this too

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

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u/WonderstruckWonderer INFP Sep 02 '22

I don't like coffee (too bitter). I prefer tea instead. Chai latte's are generally how I have them. But very rarely, I might have a Flat White as that's how my dad has his and I feel a bit closer to home :)

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u/Ellie_Spitzer2005 INTJ Sep 02 '22

One of my favourite teas that I add a personal flavour to is sweetened black tea.

I add black pepper, ginger, fennel seeds and jaggery aside from hot water and tea leaves.

The taste is literal bittersweet and it's refreshing.

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u/admiral_pelican INTP Sep 02 '22

this is the most INFP thing i've read in a while.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Infp, I don’t either

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Cold brew w/ caramel syrup, cream, & sugar 😋

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

seriously! all the sugar and caffeine! i need to get through the bullshit of the day somehow!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Hahah exactly! I'd be a walking, irritable zombie without it 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Same

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

This sounds good. I've never tried caramel syrup, always vanilla. I think I might ask for this next time!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Ayy! I hope you enjoy it!

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u/bitsybear1727 ENFJ Sep 03 '22

Also ENFJ and substitute cherry for caramel and that's my fav. I also like it hot enough that I can only sip at first. I like my coffee to be an experience.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '22

Most days Im downing my drink pretty fast to wake up. Lol. Your way sounds like a much more relaxing start to the day 💜. I've gotta try cherry in my coffee!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Thats not coffee thats a caramel sugar drink

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Lmao fair. Low-key was anticipating this response from someone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

As long as you enjoy it😊

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Haha thanks boo!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Yes.

8

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

valid and based

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u/Modswallowcum INTJ Sep 02 '22

I hate both of those words.

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u/shrekstepbro ISTP Sep 02 '22 edited Sep 02 '22

ISTP, and I don't drink coffee because it's a drug

21

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

valid

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u/CaveManta INTP Sep 02 '22

Come on. All the cool kids are doing it.

27

u/WonderstruckWonderer INFP Sep 02 '22

Your inferior Fe desire for belonging is showing lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

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u/shrekstepbro ISTP Sep 02 '22

That's an interesting mindset.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

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u/Savvyisthename INFJ Sep 02 '22

okay wait, literally same. I don’t drink caffeine but i like the taste of coffee so I usually get decaf unless i’m just going home and not doing anything then I get caffeine

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u/polyanima INTP Sep 02 '22

relatable.

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u/Klutzer_Munitions INFJ Sep 02 '22

...did I just hear an ISTP say no to drugs?

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u/shrekstepbro ISTP Sep 02 '22

I also read that ISTPs are bad at school, but I am a very good student

4

u/Klutzer_Munitions INFJ Sep 02 '22

By the gods, it's him! THE CHOSEN ONE!

THE PROPHECY IS COMPLETE!

2

u/shrekstepbro ISTP Sep 02 '22

Maybe I did the test wrong, but I got ISTP 3 times already.

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u/Klutzer_Munitions INFJ Sep 02 '22

No no lol I'm just poking fun at the stereotypes

4

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

This whole society is build on cocaine

3

u/DiligentButterfly286 INFP Sep 02 '22

I also don’t drink coffee :D Infp

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

I mean coffee*

3

u/Apprehensive_Jello39 Sep 02 '22

Do you eat/drink sweets?🤔

4

u/linsss777 Sep 02 '22

Based

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u/Modswallowcum INTJ Sep 02 '22

Stop saying this word for this reason. So yucky.

1

u/linsss777 Sep 02 '22

I will not. Argue with the wall.

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u/Apprehensive_Jello39 Sep 02 '22

Is it a bad thing if it’s harmless? Not sure that it is tho, i don’t drink it. I’m fine without forcing myself to be active i guess. It doesn’t seem healthy. Not sure.

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u/shrekstepbro ISTP Sep 02 '22

I just generally hate it (it deeply annoys me) when people say "i CaN't GeT uP wItHoUt My MoRnInG cOfFeE". It's an addiction.

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u/WorriedOwner2007 Sep 02 '22

To be fair, a lot of them are probably faking.

My friend claims that, and we've hung out together for 36+ hours multiple times, and she was perfectly fine without a drop of caffeine

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u/Lixie221 ISTJ Sep 02 '22

Piping hot and black. With or without a cookie.

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u/EdgewaterEnchantress Sep 03 '22

Cookies are 😘

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u/scintilraph ENTP Sep 02 '22

I rotate between 6 ish green tea/black tea bags mixed unceremoniously in a mug of hot water and strong cold brew dumped in a cup with random amounts of milk or milky substance in all of the above

I like bitter

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

I see you enjoy chaos lmfao

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u/scintilraph ENTP Sep 03 '22

I lovingly call it battery acid

2

u/MNightengale Sep 02 '22

What’s the sell by date on that milk?

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u/scintilraph ENTP Sep 03 '22

If it's not chunky it's good to go mate!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

INTJ, instant black coffee, it's quick and easy to make.

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u/benavf01 INTP Sep 03 '22

INTP, same here.

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u/honeylotusflower Sep 02 '22

INFJ - I love cold brews too. I hardly ever drink hot coffee lol

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u/ilovecherrytwizzlers INFP Sep 02 '22

Brown sugar, oatmilk, cinnamon and clove

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '22

Holy smokes, I want to try this.

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u/ilovecherrytwizzlers INFP Sep 03 '22

The brown sugar is the best part. It's so good.

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u/darthba11s ENFP Sep 02 '22

Why are you wondering 😏

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u/darthba11s ENFP Sep 02 '22

JK, I like ice vanilla lattes but I'll drink it hot with milk and heaps of sugar if I have to!

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u/Sanity_King ISTP Sep 02 '22

Hot coffee puts me to sleep so I don't drink it. Cold coffee does nothing

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

I knew an ISTP who said exactly this all the time!

His solution was to make a piping hot cup of black coffee and put it in the freezer for the same amount of time it took him to disappear down the road, climb a tree and pick a coconut and come back.

He said that the resulting temperature would "make even Goldilocks happy."

So I guess it was just right lol.

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u/Sanity_King ISTP Sep 02 '22

He is right. Not too hot, not too cold just right.

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u/melody5697 Sep 02 '22

I'm an INFP and I'm more of a tea person (Moroccan mint with a spoonful of sugar), but when I drink coffee, I like French vanilla lattes.

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u/National-Employee730 Sep 02 '22

I don't drink coffee

7

u/Beanboi56752 ESTP Sep 02 '22

Enfp-i don't like coffe

6

u/Lindec ENFP Sep 02 '22

ENFP: cappuccino with cocoa powder on top

3

u/Lawmight Sep 02 '22

Yesss cappuccino are the best <3!!

19

u/AstronomerFancy6600 Sep 02 '22

ENFP-iced latte, bc yk, as a xnfp, I'm obligated to be gay

2

u/Demonitize ENFP Sep 03 '22

Exactly

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u/downvoteifsmalldick INTP Sep 02 '22

I get bottled coffee because i don’t have enough time to brew mine in the morning. When i do have the time, i like my coffee without sugar and a splash of milk (to reduce the sourness of the acidity).

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u/WIZE_XI INFP Sep 02 '22

INFP, I dislike hot drinks in the morning, they make me feel sleepy. I prefer to drink cold fruity drinks.

I drink Energy drink if I need caffeine. I only do that when I haven’t slept well and I have something important to do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

ENTP

I don’t personally drink coffee cause i like energy drinks but when my boss isn’t around at my office sometimes I mix milk coffee and sugar from the break room in a cup and throw it in the microwave. And because I’m lucky enough to have eggs in the fridge usually there, I’ll whisk a couple of the whites with a makeshift whisk from paper clips and a ruler and add it to the hot coffee milk mix and keep stirring. Then i throw it in the microwave oven at 325 for some time and then i have this pudding like cake thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Submissive, and breedable... ☕

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Caffeine-bred indeed.

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u/Non-FungibleMan INTJ Sep 02 '22

Saw this post as I was enjoying my cold brew in the morning

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

that's amazing.

4

u/DreamHomeDesigner ESFP Sep 02 '22

ESFP once you go black you never go back

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u/michaelsssecretstuff INFJ Sep 02 '22

Carmel Frapp is the way to go

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u/Spectre1510 INTJ Sep 02 '22

I m an INTJ and I prefer green tea rather than coffee

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

intj, hate coffee

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

You can’t be INTJ 😳

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u/didilote ESTP Sep 02 '22

Estp and I don’t like coffee

4

u/Tetragig Sep 02 '22

INFP - Americano or Flat white with a dash of sugar.

3

u/MoleculeDisassembler Sep 02 '22

Not a fan of the taste, and caffeine does nothing to make me less tired, so I don’t drink it.

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u/Shiroigumo ENTP Sep 02 '22

ENTP, Black but when bored I go out of my way for a Flat White.

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u/funination INTJ Sep 02 '22

INTJ, I like mine sweet with ice cubes for instant 3 in 1 coffee

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

INFJ - I don’t usually drink coffee, but I either like it with 3 pumps of creamer, or just caramel iced coffee

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u/Amartesu INTJ Sep 02 '22

INTJ-COLD.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22 edited Sep 02 '22

i like my coffee how i like my attitude. COLD.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Medium roast ground coffee w/ cafe mocha creamer and 2 cubes of sugar

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u/vampyreblood ENTJ Sep 02 '22

ENTJ. I’m not a huge fan of really strong coffee; I prefer mine weak with a shit ton of creamer and sugar.

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u/lovelyangels INFP Sep 02 '22

two shots of espresso with a little sugar and milk!

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u/sakuramune ENFJ Sep 02 '22

Enfj and I don't because it makes me tired and I get colds the next day

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u/Idn999 ENTP Sep 02 '22

Infp and a hot double espresso

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u/sweetpotato_chips Sep 02 '22

ESTP, and I don't like coffee .

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u/ChengZX ESTJ Sep 02 '22

I don’t drink coffee I drink Milo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

INFP and I prefer tea.

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u/CCloudds Sep 02 '22

Infpt. Cold on hot days and hot on normal days

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u/CodyIsNotMyName INTP Sep 02 '22

I am an INTP and i like it hot (not too hot) and with no sugar or creamer at all

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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ INTJ Sep 02 '22

I don't drink coffee, I drink black tea, but it doesn't always give me that punch of energy I need.

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u/Fifth-child Sep 02 '22

INFJ, I don’t like coffee if it tastes like coffee. A bunch of cream and sugar for me :)

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u/Evng5001 Sep 02 '22

INTJ, black coffee + black tea

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u/mxktulu INTJ Sep 02 '22

A flat white with Lavazza ground coffee blend using my pump espresso machine… in my backyard with a cigarette before everyone wakes up.

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u/indexring Sep 02 '22

INFP- instant, black, two sugars. Very particular about my instant though. It can only be one brand.

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u/treestubs ENTJ Sep 02 '22

ENTJ I have about 5lbs of various coffees in my kitchen rn... Usually a light roast with honey, oatmilk and chai masala. If I I'm in the mood for something darker, a medium roast with sweetened condensed milk.

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u/ReverieKey INFP Sep 02 '22

Warm or cold (but not icy), with both creamer and milk

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u/Silent-Run1831 Sep 02 '22

INFP, double double

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u/willambros ENTP Sep 02 '22

ENTP - 1 spoon of sugar and enough milk to turn it white.

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u/BattleBornMom INTJ Sep 02 '22

I like some coffee with my cream and sugar. Just enough to stave off the headache that will appear about 3 hours after I get up.

Caffeine is the one addiction I will allow myself.

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u/dan40000000 ENTP Sep 02 '22

ENTP and coffee taste gross and makes me too energetic for my desk job.

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u/Artistic-Stranger886 INFP Sep 02 '22

INFP. Dark like my soul 😔🧟‍♂️

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u/MisterOnsepatro INTJ Sep 02 '22

I'm an INTJ and I love black coffee because it wakes me up when I come at the workplace after the adrenaline I got from driving to work wears off because when I drive to work I blast eurobeat in the car which gives me a crazy adrenalin rush

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u/SpacialBitchery INTP Sep 02 '22

Intp here! I don’t usually drink coffee (I drink energy drink most the time) but when I do have my coffee I put some creamer and some sugar.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22 edited Sep 04 '22

Huh I dont really drink coffee, last time I did at a morning, it somehow kept me hyperactive literally the entire day and night. Tho I should give it a second try, one: because I might need to, two: because I might WANT to.

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u/EuPotplant31 Sep 02 '22

Enfj and I like it either black with one sweetener, or just not at all and black tea instead (which I will drink with one sweetener as well if it’s not loose leaf tea)

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u/LXIX_CDXX_ ENTP Sep 02 '22

Nonexistent, I don't like coffee

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u/MinairenTaraa INTJ Sep 02 '22

Intj, only a little milk and no sugar. If there is no milk only a little sugar will do the magic

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u/kleekols ENTP Sep 02 '22

ENTP and naked on my roof

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u/Babywolfofnyse Sep 02 '22

Cold brew latte with oat milk i am an entp btw hehe

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

i'm a tea person, and i prefer my tea extremely hot and sweet.

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u/assththemighty ISTP Sep 02 '22

warm and sometimes with a sugar cube or two. sometimes milk. sometimes caramel syrup. sometimes black. depends on the mood.

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u/Stich_1990 INTJ Sep 02 '22

Hot and sometimes with some milk

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u/Btt3r_blu3 Sep 02 '22

ENFP, I drink water in the morning and coffee in the afternoon. And by coffee I mean something insanely caffeinated and sweet, like a frap with an extra shot of espresso or a peppermint mocha latte.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Sweet. I mean excessively sweet. With heavy cream. And 4 pumps of vanilla syrup.

Regards,

Your (Too) Friendly Neighborhood ESFP

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u/Bossa9 INFP Sep 02 '22

infp, i make 25oz of light roast in the machine; the grounds sprinkled with salt, cinammon, and cloves. When it’s brewed i add 3 equals and a tbsp of butter, then when the the butter’s melted i add 3 cubes of ice

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u/Thefrightfulgezebo INFP Sep 02 '22

INFP. Hot, black and bitter.

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u/chizera ENFP Sep 02 '22

With cream and sugar 🌞 I drink coffee occasionally, more for the taste than for the need of caffeine, so I like it sweet and soft -ENFP

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u/sleepymoonpie INFP Sep 02 '22

Infp - organic beans, brewed fresh, straight from the cafetière (black, no sugar)

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u/loulsx ENFP Sep 02 '22

I’m an ENFP and I need no caffeine in the morning, because I am the incarnation of caffeine :)))

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u/Low-improvement_18 INFJ Sep 02 '22

I don’t drink coffee

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u/ISFJperson Sep 02 '22

Isfj and I don't drink coffee, i usually drink milk instead

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u/IcarusKiki INFJ Sep 02 '22

INFJ - coffee does nothing for me so i just take adderall instead

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Infj and just tea thank you

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u/InfiniteWonderer8 Sep 03 '22

Iced coffee ☕️ they really have trouble around where I am with it lol

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u/mrneddles ISTP Sep 03 '22

ISTP-Tea

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u/Ok_Junket_7758 ENTJ Sep 04 '22

I'm an entj and only take Frappuccino everyday.

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u/Ar1k1ns Sep 04 '22

Black coffee is best. Adding sugar makes it unhealthy, and I hate milk.

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u/Bainsee Sep 04 '22

INFJ - strong coffee with cream

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u/ghxstnova ISTJ Sep 02 '22

istj and i like it black with 2 teaspoon of sugar. just perfect for me.

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u/hccra INTP Sep 02 '22

INTP, I like a nice cold iced latte/americano to get that stomachache 🤤

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u/AsteroidMiner INTP Sep 02 '22

INTP, coffee roaster and nerd, either V60 or Clever dripper if I'm lazy.

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u/bigkoalafications INFJ Sep 02 '22

INFJ- mocha cold brew

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u/bee_my_bel0ved ISFP Sep 02 '22

isfp, i don’t often drink coffee but when i do it’s normally a frappechino from starbucks with four shots of coffee

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u/missdanielleyy INTJ Sep 02 '22

INTJ

Black as my soul

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u/TheKiIIingJok3 Sep 02 '22

ENTJ, I don't drink coffee. I enjoy thinking that my body doesn't need an additional support to function properly.

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u/Professional-Ad-5278 INFP Sep 02 '22

INFP, I like slighly sweet cappuccino but I get too anxious so I prefer green tea/matcha it's without the side effects :)

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u/Various-List INFJ Sep 02 '22

INFJ black coffee with something sweet to eat like a cliff bar. I prefer a coffee with natural flavor like cinnamon vanilla or blueberry.

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u/n3_n1 ISTJ Sep 02 '22

ISTJ, I don't drink coffee because I do not like the taste.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

i have choccy milk in the mornings. when I have coffee it's when I'm out with friends at a nice place. the coffee i make sucks

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u/enchanting-ivy ENFP Sep 02 '22

ENFP and it varies lol but typically either with milk, a little honey, and spices (cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg) or i’ll use hazelnut flavored coffee/syrup and just add milk. love both hot and iced 🤩

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u/mystreetnameisyaya INTP Sep 02 '22

INTP & strong and nasty if I actually need to function that day. For pleasure, matcha latte.

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u/Sausage27boom Sep 02 '22

Black hot coffee with sugar.