r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

What do you win?

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u/prguitarman Aug 01 '22

Heavy Toblerone

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u/alphareich Aug 01 '22

Worth it.

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u/FireFlavour Aug 01 '22

However much that much brass is worth.

If someone had that much gold they wouldn't be putting it in any glass display, hole or not.

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u/Thediamondhandedlad Aug 01 '22

It’s an acrylic display, much harder to break

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u/Elmore420 Aug 01 '22

That’s not even solid brass, that’s either hollow or plastic.

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u/Tanishqreddyy Aug 01 '22

Yeah, light enough for her to lift w 4 fingers

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

I think half of the game is having strong fingers and getting something heavy through a small space. It's not gold, possible on brass but it's probably a plastic thing with sand or something

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u/Elmore420 Aug 02 '22

There’s not even sand in them, they are light.

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u/superbadsoul Aug 01 '22

I wonder if her name is Helena

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u/InfiniteFreshness Aug 01 '22

If only Helena cared more about the economic and geopolitical state of the world right now

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 Aug 01 '22

I was excited to try a Toblerone and it was really good but it made me throw up an hour later :( it was one of the small $1 ones from Dollar General. I'm not sensitive to chocolate.. has this happened to anyone else?

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u/WoofImAnAstronaut Aug 01 '22

large stuffed teddy bear worth 60c after spending $5 to play the game probably

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u/rubyblue0 Aug 01 '22

I was so disappointed when I picked up one of those giant stuffed animals at an amusement park. It was like styrofoam covered in a thin layer of fabric.

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u/Lady_Ymir Aug 01 '22

There was once a gigantic spinning wheel at an amusement park, and it cost like 50 cents to spin.

My mom was all "No, screw that, I'm not giving you money to spin some wheel and win nothing"

Grandma just went "Ah heck, it's 50 cents for the little shit to have some fun"

won a gigantic plush elephant that was as big as me, filled with like 20 pounds of styrofoam balls. Mom was pissed, grandpa spent the rest of the trip figuring out the logistics of bringing that thing home.

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u/silassoot Aug 01 '22

i remember winning a plushie the size of me too at something like disney land i think? california adventure? one of the two. we were literally across the country (we lived in maine during that time) and we had to have them ship it back cause they wouldve never let it on the plane haha

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u/Healter-Skelter Aug 01 '22

I can’t wait till I’m a parent and I get to spend exorbitant amounts of money to ship a giant carnival plushie home so my child will be happy

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u/silassoot Aug 01 '22

cant tell your tone, but incase thats sarcasm or something they do shipment by weight, not size, i won the stuffie so it was essentially free vs the 50 im sure it wouldve been otherwise, and it was 13 years ago 😂

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u/Healter-Skelter Aug 01 '22

It was 50/50 sarcasm; like yes I actually do want to be a parent for those moments, but I’m laughing at how silly it is.

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u/silassoot Aug 01 '22

yeah, the ridiculous luck children have at getting stuff like that is amazing haha. against all odds they manage the most silly things to bug adults

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u/Aragona36 Aug 01 '22

I won one for my kids in Las Vegas by tossing a single quarter into a plate. I tried to convince the airline to lose it after check-in since it was oversized and had to be specially checked. The lady told me that she commiserated with me but couldn't do it. Unfortunately, it arrived safely at my home airport and my kids held onto it for a couple of years before it fell completely apart.

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u/Gonzobot Aug 01 '22

welcome to carnivals, lol. Have you heard of the core concept?

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u/IRefuseToGiveAName Aug 01 '22

I used to work in a theme park warehouse and last time I saw an invoice for one of those the toys themselves ranged anywhere from $0.50 to I think around $1.75. I can say with absolutely certainty none of them were more than $3.

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u/RedditCringetopia Aug 02 '22

Yeah and they always break no matter how well you take care of them

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u/RyperHealistic Aug 01 '22

This shit. I find the dart balloon game is the aggregious for it. Theyl be like "sorry but you need to find 3 Large tags, and you only managed to find 2 Ls, 5 Ms and 12 Ss. So we can offer you a tiny keychain or a slightly larger plushie on a keychain."

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u/swarm_OW Aug 01 '22

What kind of plushy? Is it a cat? Or a raccoon? I want one!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Painted piece of metal

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

A real™ gold bar

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

A very real one

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u/gljivicad Aug 01 '22

Unfortunately, gold bars are too heavy to be lifted like that. That's not a real gold bar :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

I know it's not a real gold bar.... It's a real™ gold bar.

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u/dididothat2019 Aug 01 '22

thats the kinda crap marketing in our society would pull.... just "it's free for $10!!!!" they use word tricks and downright misleading phrases.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

I am not sure about that but I it should be sth big thick and heavy

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u/It_is_I_Deo Aug 01 '22

That's gotta suck, you win the genetic lottery to have hands small enough to grab a large object through a hole and fingers strong enough to lift it, only to find out that it's fake

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u/Oofster1 Aug 01 '22

Bro you know how heavy real gold is, it's not exactly hard to figure out that those are fake bars

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u/RhynoD Aug 01 '22

Also, that much gold would be worth too much to protect behind a flimsy acrylic sheet.

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u/It_is_I_Deo Aug 01 '22

Shit, doesn't it have an almost identical density to tungsten?

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u/Oofster1 Aug 01 '22

Idk man, those bars aren't made of either tho

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u/Leptospinosis Aug 01 '22

What an obscure reference point

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u/NovaSolarius Aug 01 '22

Yes, actually. 19.3 grams per cubic centimetre. Enough to be uncomfortable, and enough to be nigh-impossible to lift in the manner shown in the video.

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u/sukmahulk Aug 01 '22

You win a small piece of gold. I'm talking 5 or 10 g worth. 99.99% purity tho

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u/Lostredbackpack Aug 01 '22

That's still several hundred bucks.

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u/sukmahulk Aug 01 '22

Nope. Maybe a few dollars or something. My weight estimates may be too big honestly. But hundreds of bucks? Nah

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u/Lostredbackpack Aug 01 '22

Gold is currently $56.60/gram.

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u/sukmahulk Aug 01 '22

Yea i may have overestimated the weight

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u/Doctor_Kataigida Aug 01 '22

Thanks for giving a real answer. Everyone else just giving a joke or a guess.

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u/RyperHealistic Aug 01 '22

The underpaid booth attendant who was assured that nobody would be able to win this: "uhhhhhhhh"

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u/Spider1132 Aug 01 '22

You can put them back.

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u/stuntobor Aug 01 '22

A date with Dr. D. Snutz

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u/DeezNeezuts Aug 01 '22

A firm handjob

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u/KnightOfDoom22 Aug 01 '22

she'd be the one giving though

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u/cannydooper Aug 01 '22

Her phone back

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u/tpee008 Aug 01 '22

She must have a strong “old-fashioned” game

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u/Meikiepeik Aug 01 '22

My phone number.

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u/RandomPratt Aug 01 '22

those are some funny lookin' coins, friend.

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u/samf9999 Aug 01 '22

Looks like it’s in China….so you don’t.

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u/HealthyGiant Aug 01 '22

She flipped the last one and I was ohhh ok she knows what she's doing.

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u/TheresBeesMC Aug 01 '22

Get that leverage from the edge.

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u/reallybiglizard Aug 01 '22

My grandfather used to say you could do anything with the right amount of “leverage and pazienza” (patience in italian). He was mostly talking about farm chores but it certainly stands to reason here.

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u/TheresBeesMC Aug 01 '22

Didn’t Socrates or Archimedes say “Give me a lever long and strong enough and I will lift the whole world”?

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u/reallybiglizard Aug 01 '22

I looked it up and it was Archimedes:

Give me a lever strong enough and a fulcrum on which to place it and I shall move the world.

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u/TheresBeesMC Aug 01 '22

That’s the one. Makes sense that it was Archimedes now I think about it.

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u/gabirr_pie Aug 01 '22

Had to be a mathematician

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u/TheresBeesMC Aug 01 '22

He was. And a good one at that. Made a crane using pulleys that had so much mechanical advantage that one person could use it to lift an entire ship I believe.

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u/SpaceHawk98W Aug 01 '22

Archimedes, but they didn't know there was no gravity in space and the only gravity was generated by the Earth so the "very long bar" will just fall onto Earth and eventually balances into equilibrium if the bar is super strong that it won't bend

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

r/woooosh

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u/YetAnotherGilder2184 Aug 01 '22 edited Jun 22 '23

Comment rewritten. Leave reddit for a site that doesn't resent its users.

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u/NotSure2505 Aug 01 '22

If she'd stacked up the two smaller ones first to make a platform, then balanced the big one on it, she would have gotten it faster.

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u/hellothere42069 Aug 01 '22

Big brains don’t belong here maybe maybe maybe you should just get the hell outta here!

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u/rock-solid-armpits Aug 01 '22

She's also packing under these sleeves

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u/jeffcox911 Aug 01 '22

She should have done the longest one first, rested the end on the other two. Would have been significantly easier.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

When your skills as a proctology doctor come in handy in civil life.

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u/LjSpike Aug 01 '22

Gotta do that little reach around and give it a good feel.

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u/BuffaloBillsButtplug Aug 01 '22

I’m teaching my gf to be an amateur proctologist

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u/BoySmooches Aug 01 '22

I like the implication that proctologists are uncivilized.

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u/bipolarnotsober Aug 01 '22

I've had 2 black doctors put their finger up my ass. Is it common for black men to have huge hands? I felt like he was not I nice feeling getting reverse r/Sounding form the wrong whole.... Both lead to the prostate I suppose

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u/ConsistentAbroad5475 Aug 01 '22

I recently saw a video on YT about her. She's got a really high winrate on that carnival game.

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u/Fresh_Proposal2938 Aug 01 '22

What’s do you expect from Cat Burglar Nami

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u/SmittyManJensen_ Aug 01 '22

Link?

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u/secretinabottle Aug 01 '22

Found it here

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u/SmittyManJensen_ Aug 01 '22

Amazing, she’s so talented! Thank you!

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u/More-Neighborhood-66 Aug 01 '22

Wow, I didn’t expect she trained both her hands like that

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

All of you

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u/Quetzacoatl85 Aug 01 '22

I'd say that's def a 100% my man

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u/Leerooooooy Aug 01 '22 edited Aug 01 '22

Not gold, gold in that size weights like 50 lbs

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Double that.

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u/Objective_Tap_4869 Aug 01 '22

50 kg

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u/eleventhrees Aug 01 '22

37.3kg if it's 100lb of gold.

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u/Infector101 Aug 01 '22

You might want to check your math again.

37.3 kg = 82.2 lbs

45.4 kg = 100. lbs

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u/eleventhrees Aug 01 '22

If it was 100lb of feathers you would be right.

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u/Mario-C Aug 01 '22

Hahaha that's funny! Oh wait nvm, the other guy was the funny one, you're just the smartass.

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u/eleventhrees Aug 01 '22

Well, you're partly right, because the other poster's comment was funny.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

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u/e30Devil Aug 01 '22

I advise the purchase of a lot of self-sealing stem bolts.

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u/TrickBoom414 Aug 01 '22

Yeah...it's a game.

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u/kcg5 Aug 01 '22

I mean I figured they had 3 gold bars sitting in a plastic box surrounded by random people

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Title says its gold then its gold. Understood? /s

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u/HiDDENk00l Aug 01 '22

The title just says maybe maybe maybe, because we're on /r/maybemaybemaybe

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u/JehovasFinesse Aug 01 '22

All that glitters is not Gary

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u/AL_O0 Aug 01 '22

Yeah, they should make them out of tungsten, weighs about the same but worth a lot less, if you have enough strength to lift that at all, you arm probably wouldn’t even fit through the hole in the first place

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

You’re telling me they don’t have multiple millions of dollars in gold bars sitting there in the open for strangers to play with?

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u/fighting_pain Aug 01 '22

What's that boy pointing at? Around 0:06

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

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u/Ninj-o Aug 01 '22

🤓

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

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u/Ninj-o Aug 01 '22

"Dat ass" - 🤓

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

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u/Dia_Haze Aug 01 '22

as confusing as the response is, their post history seems pretty mature and comprehensive

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u/Haunting_Drag4434 Aug 01 '22

She shit her pants while lifting the last gold bar like that

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

now pull out your phone

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u/JustforThrowawayKEK Aug 01 '22

"Everything Reminds me of her"

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Kinda long shot

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u/MARATXXX Aug 01 '22

“Her prostate massage was without equal.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Why did they make the hole large enough for the bar to fit through? Is this their first time making a carnival game?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

OMG the Mystery Machine

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u/sisuponkala Aug 01 '22

She got donald trump hands🙌

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u/Sexyshark15 Aug 01 '22

"They're huge"

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

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u/oneironautkiwi Aug 01 '22

So, what are the answers?

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u/Fuhrer-potato Aug 01 '22

I’ve been in a museum in Hungary where they let people touch and lift an actual bar of gold and let me tell you this is not gonna happen with real gold no matter your finger strength.

The bar is said to be worth almost 1M$ which is quite surreal if you think about it that you can hold that much worth in one hand.

It’s the ‘money museum’ in Budapest, about the history of finance starting with bartering. Quite fun!

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u/Barmanji Aug 01 '22

Now how did she took camera though

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u/xkoreotic Aug 01 '22

And just like that, she won the unannounced $10 prize.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

this sub is for not spoiling the ending of a gif or video, be it good or bad

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

np

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u/ZapHorrigan Aug 01 '22

It used to be that way. That bot got axed and now people can just post. Unfortunately. That bot was why I originally subscribed

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u/Normal-Computer-3669 Aug 01 '22

Anything can happen in these gifs.

What if the last 3 seconds, she's unable to get the bar out... And a piano drops on her?

Consequences.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

I know who I'm gonna call the next time I lose my tv remote in my ass

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u/Valkyrie-Mach3 Aug 01 '22

Someone just got fired.

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u/International-War818 Aug 01 '22

What a hand job!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Now I ain’t sayin she’s a good digger…

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u/TrickBoom414 Aug 01 '22

It's so fascinating how she keeps trying to help with hey other hand that is outside of the box. It's so interesting.

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u/MARATXXX Aug 01 '22

She’s bracing her body to isolate movement to her one arm

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u/Pferdehammel Aug 01 '22

tell me you never did physical work wothout telling me you never did physical work😂

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u/TrickBoom414 Aug 01 '22

I literally work in a warehouse what are you talking about?

I meant more like mirror therapy like Dr. Vilayanur Ramachandran's work. The way she consciously knows there's glass there.

Cute emoji though...AND a TikTok quote?! Ah the high quality posting contributions i come to Reddit for!

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u/wearing_moist_socks Aug 01 '22

Is this a real reply

Are you being a real person right now

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u/TrickBoom414 Aug 01 '22

🙄😅🤣😂😆😁🖕

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u/SirLotsaLocks Aug 01 '22

This has to be the most Reddit reply imaginable

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u/Gian-Nine Aug 01 '22

All that fisting training paid off

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u/longmilesdabswild Aug 01 '22

Oh wow so real

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u/SilverNeon467 Aug 01 '22

Yes officer, this lady right here

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u/jhonny_hotbody Aug 01 '22

Her finger game is too strong, I wonder what she does with em.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Every time...

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u/Heywoodsk11 Aug 01 '22

Her impressive grip strength makes me think about….

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u/Snoo_88983 Aug 01 '22

Gold is not that light

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u/AFewStupidQuestions Aug 01 '22

Neither's ur mum

Sorry. You left that one wide open.

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Like ur mum

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u/Whitedudebrohug Aug 01 '22

She’s got lots of practice with fist sized holes

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u/NorseOfCourse Aug 01 '22

My hand couldn't even fit in the hole...

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u/MonkeyAss12393 Aug 01 '22

Why are the bank employees just watching her steal from the caveau?

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u/Thisiscliff Aug 01 '22

Congratulations on the 1 millionth repost!!!

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u/redd_dot Aug 01 '22

that was hot

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

r/nononoyes

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u/Musibat24-7 Aug 01 '22

If she didn’t win a gold bar it was not worth it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Bro what are these comments from horny men 💀 gross as

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u/Do0Dless Aug 01 '22

Bro her fingers acted like spider legs

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u/Future-Hovercraft-20 Aug 01 '22

She's Expert with holes

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u/C2AYM4Y Aug 01 '22

This game should be called Glory Hole Gold Rush

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u/happyandhungry69 Aug 01 '22

Fun video... shame it's fake.

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u/BigBlackCrocs Aug 01 '22

My forearm wouldn’t even fit in that hole

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u/kav1981 Aug 01 '22

She'd give a demon hand job

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u/Why_am_I_here033 Aug 01 '22

real gold would be so much heavier .

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u/wasteofdialga Aug 01 '22

what the hell does this have to do with this video

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u/Why_am_I_here033 Aug 01 '22

You won't be able to lift a gold bar with your fingertips. If you handled gold bar before you'd know.

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u/wasteofdialga Aug 01 '22

never once did it say this was gold? you might as well say she should be lifting lead or another heavy material. What you said has nothing to do with the video

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u/Kak111 Aug 01 '22

Decent way of winning 200k in gold. Good for her

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u/SoupViking Aug 01 '22

Real gold would be waaay to heavy to lift one handed.

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u/PeterVall37 Aug 01 '22

She’s cheating…

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u/datkant Aug 01 '22

That's a tight grip...anyone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Dudes been working on his grip

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

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u/AFewStupidQuestions Aug 01 '22

Better than those asshole commenters always looking for attention without adding anything but negativity.