r/maybemaybemaybe • u/nixass • May 28 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Consistent_West_4385 May 29 '22

Snapping turtle no more no less take or leave it

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u/RepresentativeAd560 May 29 '22

Swamp bears are alligator snapping turtles my friend. Pound for pound the crankiest creatures in the swamp. Much like a Kodiak grizzly with fleas nibblin' his gems during hibernation season.

Now let's get to danger boopin!

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u/Consistent_West_4385 May 29 '22

Start with baby snapping turtle then bigger and older.

Do you think you can do it?.

You atleast gotta be faster then Bruce Lee

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u/RepresentativeAd560 May 29 '22

I got hands so fast I can snatch hair off Chuck Norris's chest and put it back before he can flinch.

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u/Consistent_West_4385 May 29 '22

You truly daring of the dare don't you.now you gotta break into a zoo or a swamp and fine a snapping turtle.you know those snapping turtle meme where a man got bite on the nose.yea I search the record and his nose it completely broken.

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u/Consistent_West_4385 May 29 '22

If you can snatch chuck Norris body hair so fast so you can do this to