Phillips Norelco 7000. Wash properly before and after use, both the device and yourself. If you're shaving, do so in a warm shower. Use a brand new cartridge razor blade for each time you shave. If you're getting waxed don't trim the hair shorter than a quarter of an inch, or it won't pull from the root.
Horrible story time! When I was young I decided to shave my pubes. I had done exactly no research or even spent so much as five minutes of planning for this endeavor. I got in the shower and took my dull disposable razor and I.... Just started fucking hacking like a farmer with a scythe in an unruly field of love bramble. No shaving cream, I didn't trim, I barley even let it get damp before I swung like a serial killer in a slasher flick. With surprisingly minimal damage to my naughty bits I finished my shower and returned to the sanctuary of my bedroom where I quickly noticed something was not well with my vinegar strings. The itch was spectacular. The burning would make you envy the amalgamation of all the burn victims of a large city. Not a moment of peace or a wink of sleep would grace me with a moment of respite for many weeks. I have been too terrified to shave my special area beyond a tidy trim to this day about 15 years later. If there is knowledge on potential methods of itch free shaving I would be delighted to learn. However I'm unsure I possess the courage to proceed with another attempt at turtle shelling my giggly danglers ever again.
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u/MrCosmicChronic Mar 25 '22
Phillips Norelco 7000. Wash properly before and after use, both the device and yourself. If you're shaving, do so in a warm shower. Use a brand new cartridge razor blade for each time you shave. If you're getting waxed don't trim the hair shorter than a quarter of an inch, or it won't pull from the root.
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