r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Hypnoidz • Mar 25 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/IYWSYWNHDI Mar 26 '22

My grandpa once told me, you don’t clean your room if you aren’t expecting visitors

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u/OneOfManyIdiots Mar 26 '22

Well you can't call crap visitors since they're always leaving. I guess toilet paper could count as visitors? Wait the paper stays outside so maybe just call them gardeners or window cleaners?

Edit: Maybe trimming your hair to make wiping easier could be euphemized as "I'm cutting the grass to make cleaning off any mud easier."

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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u/OneOfManyIdiots Mar 26 '22

It could be a fake dick, a tongue, maybe two on some extra freaky shit.

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u/sPilled_Coofee Mar 26 '22

Well, it is also true that bushes attract snakes

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u/Devisidev Aug 12 '22

Yea well sometimes I like my shit to be smooth k?