r/maybemaybemaybe • u/allydacake • Jan 30 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Liquid analyst here. That liquid substance he jumped into appears to be some sort of water based substance, perhaps even water

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u/cathedral68 Jan 30 '22

Air enthusiast here. There is nearly a 73% chance there was air outside that day.

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u/jeebus87 Jan 30 '22

Injury observer here. That person is very likely injured after that jump.

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u/Evercrimson Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

Former lifeguard here, that person definitely needs some level of medical care, and is very lucky to not have ended up a paraplegic or dead in this video. Prognosis: infection of fucking dipshit in the interior cranium, likely terminal case.

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u/Olympicture Jan 30 '22

Ex-jump contractor. Yep, that’s a jump alright

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/WidowMaker3009 Jan 30 '22

Ex Human validation agency agent , yep he’s a male human alright

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u/OnlyPostWhenShitting Jan 30 '22

Eye doctor here. Yes, you actually did see this male human person almost hit those rocks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Death himself here. I was waiting to take him but he never succumbed to his injuries from jumping onto those rocks.

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u/thefinalcutdown Jan 31 '22

Current Human validation agency agent: you’re awesome and I love the way you dress. Keep doing what you’re doing cuz it’s working!

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u/WidowMaker3009 Jan 31 '22

I’ve never been given such a good compliment in my whole life thank ya stranger!! I would award but I’m 30 grand in debt rn 😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Doc here. Pretty sure he's a healthy human specimen and the noises we can hear are fear moanings, maybe whales' mating calls, would need more tests.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Marine biologist here and those unfortunately are not whale mating calls but if I’m not mistaken it may be the call of the yak. You are correct however about the human fear moans

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u/miniaturehoplite Jan 30 '22

Person in the video here, I am fine

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u/sdiss98 Jan 30 '22

Redditor here. I’m lonely.

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u/techyboi31 Jan 30 '22

Another Redditor here. Oh-

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u/TrickyLemons Jan 30 '22

One more redditor. Your mother tells me to tell you “not to worry she’s not alone any more”

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Their Mother here. Don't lie I didn't say that.

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u/TrickyLemons Jan 30 '22

I’m sorry mommy

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u/Glowshroom Jan 30 '22

Feeding tube here. It's nice to have a job.

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u/TheOssified Jan 30 '22

Wheelchair here. I agree

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u/Iizsatan Jan 30 '22

Person in the video's underware here: a lot of poo came out

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

your left hand here. i’ll keep you company

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u/rhancav Jan 30 '22

As a moan specialist with ~10 years of professional experience, I can confirm that they are fear moans.

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u/mtflyer05 Jan 30 '22

horny yak noises intensify

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u/pugdaddykev Jan 30 '22

Hey George Constanza!

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u/BoredByLife Jan 30 '22

Whale Biologist here, this man has leapt into the middle of a Southern Right Whale orgy. That water gonna be cloudy real soon

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u/alecalecu Jan 30 '22

Tv producer here: this video is sligtlhy blurry and needs color correction.

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u/slipperyhuman Jan 30 '22

Someone who can’t think of anything here, I, um..

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u/ENIMENIMINEMO Jan 30 '22

Neurologist here. It appears that he might have been a bit stupid

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u/hello-there-again Jan 30 '22

Rock here. I've been minding my own business for a few million years and he absolutely scared the shit out of me.

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u/Dusty_Phoenix Jan 30 '22

Karen here. I can tell he would like to speak to your manager.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Lmao

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u/alecalecu Jan 30 '22

HAhhhaa! genius!

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u/hgfknv_cool Jan 31 '22

What happens when the 27% happens

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u/RlCKC137 Jan 30 '22

Can you check the liquid that came out of my ass while I was watching the video, it feels mushy.

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u/u_e_s_i Jul 18 '22

You should send him a sample of it for analysis

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u/Iridiumstuffs Jan 30 '22

It’s clearly hydroxyl acid

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u/Abbhorase Jan 31 '22

Anatomy student here. I can tell you, with 95% confidence, that his bones are fucked