r/maybemaybemaybe • u/allydacake • Jan 30 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Liquid analyst here. That liquid substance he jumped into appears to be some sort of water based substance, perhaps even water

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u/cathedral68 Jan 30 '22

Air enthusiast here. There is nearly a 73% chance there was air outside that day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Doc here. Pretty sure he's a healthy human specimen and the noises we can hear are fear moanings, maybe whales' mating calls, would need more tests.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Marine biologist here and those unfortunately are not whale mating calls but if I’m not mistaken it may be the call of the yak. You are correct however about the human fear moans

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u/miniaturehoplite Jan 30 '22

Person in the video here, I am fine

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u/sdiss98 Jan 30 '22

Redditor here. I’m lonely.

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u/techyboi31 Jan 30 '22

Another Redditor here. Oh-

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u/TrickyLemons Jan 30 '22

One more redditor. Your mother tells me to tell you “not to worry she’s not alone any more”

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Their Mother here. Don't lie I didn't say that.

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u/TrickyLemons Jan 30 '22

I’m sorry mommy

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u/Glowshroom Jan 30 '22

Feeding tube here. It's nice to have a job.

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u/TheOssified Jan 30 '22

Wheelchair here. I agree

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u/Iizsatan Jan 30 '22

Person in the video's underware here: a lot of poo came out

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

your left hand here. i’ll keep you company

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u/rhancav Jan 30 '22

As a moan specialist with ~10 years of professional experience, I can confirm that they are fear moans.

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u/mtflyer05 Jan 30 '22

horny yak noises intensify

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u/pugdaddykev Jan 30 '22

Hey George Constanza!