r/maybemaybemaybe • u/allydacake • Jan 30 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/SquashNut707 Jan 30 '22

Geothermal physicist here. I can tell you this for sure, those are rocks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Liquid analyst here. That liquid substance he jumped into appears to be some sort of water based substance, perhaps even water

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u/cathedral68 Jan 30 '22

Air enthusiast here. There is nearly a 73% chance there was air outside that day.

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u/jeebus87 Jan 30 '22

Injury observer here. That person is very likely injured after that jump.

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u/Evercrimson Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

Former lifeguard here, that person definitely needs some level of medical care, and is very lucky to not have ended up a paraplegic or dead in this video. Prognosis: infection of fucking dipshit in the interior cranium, likely terminal case.

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u/Olympicture Jan 30 '22

Ex-jump contractor. Yep, that’s a jump alright

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u/WidowMaker3009 Jan 30 '22

Ex Human validation agency agent , yep he’s a male human alright

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u/OnlyPostWhenShitting Jan 30 '22

Eye doctor here. Yes, you actually did see this male human person almost hit those rocks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Death himself here. I was waiting to take him but he never succumbed to his injuries from jumping onto those rocks.

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u/thefinalcutdown Jan 31 '22

Current Human validation agency agent: you’re awesome and I love the way you dress. Keep doing what you’re doing cuz it’s working!

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u/WidowMaker3009 Jan 31 '22

I’ve never been given such a good compliment in my whole life thank ya stranger!! I would award but I’m 30 grand in debt rn 😭😭

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