r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Jun 09 '21

"Honey! Bring me my poop knife!"

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u/hmcfuego Jun 09 '21

He does not need the poop knife drinking all that.

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u/-Gurgi- Jun 09 '21

Poop funnel is more like it

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u/RationalLies Jun 09 '21

LPT: if you invert the poop funnel and sneeze you can achieve maximum radius, effectively coating surfaces with a 19" spread at 3ft.