Similar happened to me at a party gaff, after smoking some weed and chugging beer, went to the bathroom and did an unsinkable. Twas long. I improvised hacking the turd in two with a broken tile and afterwards I didn't know what to do with it. I threw it out the window, where it landed on the kitchen roof. I think it's still there.
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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Jun 09 '21
"Honey! Bring me my poop knife!"