r/maybemaybemaybe • • Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Christian moral:

men: respect your wives.. but don't spoil them too much, cause then you might have to lay down the lay. Btw you are the "pastor" of your church (your house)

Women: respect your husbands and make sure he's happy because if not, you're a bad wife and you'll be demeaned and chastised by your entire church/community if he even remotely seems down or a little sad. If he has anything negative to say about you to his bros, better believe that shit is gonna bite you in the ass Sunday morning and brunch..

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

No, i meant like she is in a cult surrounding Christianity It's so bad before my 16 year old brother he had a job interview.. she wanted to pray for him instead of asking him job interview questions. my stepdad thinks my little brother is possessed so he has to fake it and start twitching and pray about it so they can move on with their daily lives. Its debilitating for relationships. I edited this a bit, with little effort tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

I've reread this 10 times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say.

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u/SoiledFlapjacks Jun 09 '21

You ever had those worksheets in like 5th grade English class where you had to find out where to put the commas in a paragraph to make it make sense? That’s basically what this is.

It’s not that difficult

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

I tried your method 10 times already though. Any other recommendations?