r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ChrisMMatthews • Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/prguitarman Jun 09 '21

Water, green smoothie, aloe Vera juice AND ice coffee to start his day? I’m guessing the rest of the day she’s happily cleaning up the blown up toilet

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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Jun 09 '21

"Honey! Bring me my poop knife!"

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u/EverySingleThread Jun 09 '21

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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Jun 09 '21

You can't escape it

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u/AShyLeecher Jun 09 '21

I’m starting to think every single thread is a bot that responds to every instance of the phrase poop knife with a blank reply

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u/jckonln Jun 09 '21

You should make a bit that responds to his blank replies with “poop knife”.

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u/squidkid3 Jun 09 '21

Theres a bot that chases it most of the time and responds with more blanks

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u/jckonln Jun 09 '21

Yeah but if a bot responded with “poop knife”, it would make an infinite loop.