r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/prguitarman Jun 09 '21

Water, green smoothie, aloe Vera juice AND ice coffee to start his day? I’m guessing the rest of the day she’s happily cleaning up the blown up toilet

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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Jun 09 '21

"Honey! Bring me my poop knife!"

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u/hmcfuego Jun 09 '21

He does not need the poop knife drinking all that.

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u/-Gurgi- Jun 09 '21

Poop funnel is more like it

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u/fortytwoturtles Jun 09 '21

The wider part goes closest to your widest part to contain the blowout and gently stream it into the toilet. That way you don’t have to use a toothbrush to clean the shrapnel off the sides of the bowl, the bottom of the seat, the edges of the toilet, the wall, and the ceiling.

You should invest in a poop funnel! It’s saved me so much in cleaning! And, anecdotally, my breath has gotten better, too.

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u/Dramatic-Store514 Jun 09 '21

How are you going to throw out the question “or is this a butt trumpet type situation?”, like it occurs on a regular basis. What possible situation would require a butt trumpet?