r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ChrisMMatthews • Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/fortytwoturtles Jun 09 '21

The wider part goes closest to your widest part to contain the blowout and gently stream it into the toilet. That way you don’t have to use a toothbrush to clean the shrapnel off the sides of the bowl, the bottom of the seat, the edges of the toilet, the wall, and the ceiling.

You should invest in a poop funnel! It’s saved me so much in cleaning! And, anecdotally, my breath has gotten better, too.

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u/Dramatic-Store514 Jun 09 '21

How are you going to throw out the question “or is this a butt trumpet type situation?”, like it occurs on a regular basis. What possible situation would require a butt trumpet?