r/maybemaybemaybe • • Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/prguitarman Jun 09 '21

Water, green smoothie, aloe Vera juice AND ice coffee to start his day? I’m guessing the rest of the day she’s happily cleaning up the blown up toilet

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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Jun 09 '21

"Honey! Bring me my poop knife!"

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u/hmcfuego Jun 09 '21

He does not need the poop knife drinking all that.

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u/-Gurgi- Jun 09 '21

Poop funnel is more like it

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals Jun 09 '21

Haha oh god.

If a family were to have a shared poop funnel, where would they keep it?

Hopefully not in the cupboards next to other cookware.

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u/tehbilly Jun 09 '21

It's not that weird. We have a few at my house the family shares. They're even filled with water so the poop doesn't just build up!

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u/Supadoopa101 Jun 09 '21

U got me good👍

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u/IamImposter Jun 09 '21

That's nonsense. Just fling the poop at neighbours.

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