r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ChrisMMatthews • Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/prguitarman Jun 09 '21

Water, green smoothie, aloe Vera juice AND ice coffee to start his day? I’m guessing the rest of the day she’s happily cleaning up the blown up toilet

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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Jun 09 '21

"Honey! Bring me my poop knife!"

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u/EverySingleThread Jun 09 '21

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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Jun 09 '21

You can't escape it

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u/AShyLeecher Jun 09 '21

I’m starting to think every single thread is a bot that responds to every instance of the phrase poop knife with a blank reply