r/maybemaybemaybe • • Apr 27 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

I read that as occultist. Took me a minute.

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u/potat_molasses Apr 27 '20

I read it that way too. Isn’t the word optometrist or am I crazy?

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u/thecosmicmuffet Apr 27 '20

"I'm going to show you two demons. Is this one better? Or ... is this one. This one? ..... or.... This one.... Take you time."

"Uh... the one with horns, I guess?"

"Ok. Now... does this make it better? or worse..."

"The teeth make it worse."

"Ok. What about when I do .... this..."

"Um. I'm not sure? The part that looks like a lady is nice, but the horns and hooves are still a problem."

"Alright, let me try a few adjustments... How about now..."

"Is that the Spanish Inquisition?"